Anyone from the UK?

[Daisy_Love]

Be grateful I’m not calling it a fondle pondle

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[lingus60]

Back of the cornflakes box so far this morning. Might venture out for a newspaper later.

Back of the cornflakes box so far this morning. Might venture out for a newspaper later.

Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung? Or Irish Times?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

*Stumbles in the room, yawning...*

This is waaaaaay too much frivolity for this time on a Sunday morning! Settle down. Everyone shut up. One message allowed per hour. That's it!

*Wields his big stick to enforce the rules.*

 

[Titsandclits]

Back of the cornflakes box so far this morning. Might venture out for a newspaper later.

No internet in Germany, newspaper, what's one of those?

 

[deft]

*Slaps Wonks’ big stick away*

 

[lingus60]

*Stumbles in the room, yawning...*

This is waaaaaay too much frivolity for this time on a Sunday morning! Settle down. Everyone shut up. One message allowed per hour. That's it!

*Wields his big stick to enforce the rules.*

Put that big stick away! It’s intimidating

 

[Wand3rlust]

Be grateful I’m not calling it a fondle pondle

A cuddle puddle just sounds lame. That sounds like it could get you arrested.

 

[deft]

A cuddle puddle just sounds lame. That sounds like it could get you arrested.

Tickle pickle? I know you’re a tickle lover

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

*Slaps Wonks’ big stick away*

Ow!

Put that big stick away! It’s intimidating

That's what all the ladies say. *Sobs* I can never find a size queen!

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Be grateful I’m not calling it a fondle pondle

I want to join the fondle pondle!

 

[deft]

I want to join the fondle pondle!

I knew this had legs! Take that, @Wand3rlust

 

[Anastasia1999]

No internet in Germany, newspaper, what's one of those?

I actually love having a newspaper in my hands. I am reading/ staring at a computer monitor for 50+ hours a week for work and a nice, fresh off the press newspaper makes a welcome change.

Hehehe well you did ask!!

 

[Daisy_Love]

Tickle pickle? I know you’re a tickle lover

You just don’t learn, do you
Behold the wrath of @Wand3rlust at yer own peril

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

You just don’t learn, do you
Behold the wrath of @Wand3rlust at yer own peril

Join the fondle pondle, join the fondle pondle, there is nothing else, only fondles and pondles

 

[Spanky1372]

I actually love having a newspaper in my hands. I am reading/ staring at a computer monitor for 50+ hours a week for work and a nice, fresh off the press newspaper makes a welcome change.

Hehehe well you did ask!!

The more i watch/read the news the more I crave the zombie apocalypse.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

You just don’t learn, do you
Behold the wrath of @Wand3rlust at yer own peril

That's it!!

If you lot don't settle down, I'll set @Wand3rlust on you all! Don't think I'm bluffing, I'll do it!

*Slips her muzzle off and unclips the harness.*

DISCLAIMER: I am NOT implying Wand3r is vicious. Well... Okay. Maybe I am. But ...oh... Fuck it. It's too early for this.

 

[Wriggle]

Pondle?
I'll try most things once, but a pondle might be a step too far.

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

That's it!!

If you lot don't settle down, I'll set @Wand3rlust on you all! Don't think I'm bluffing, I'll do it!

*Slips her muzzle off and unclips the harness.*

DISCLAIMER: I am NOT implying Wand3r is vicious. Well... Okay. Maybe I am. But ...oh... Fuck it. It's too early for this.

Please set @Wand3rlust on me - I am ready to join the great fondle pondle in the sky

 

[Wand3rlust]

I want to join the fondle pondle!

Don't encourage him!

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Met up with some friends, drinks at a pub and late night/ early morning bowling by the airport.. no naughty business

On the bath road? I was there a few weeks back

 

[Saltfountain]

Having a gardener improved my life so much lol - I do the fun things they do all the actual work

Someone has a Lady Chatterley kink I see...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

How much do I have to pay so someone will fondle me?!

Edit: Erm, I have £4.61 and a piece of chewing gum, used.

 

[deft]

Don't encourage him!

The fondle pondle is now an unstoppable tsunami. May as well get involved, eh?

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

How much do I have to pay so someone will fondle me?!

Edit: Erm, I have £4.61 and a piece of chewing gum, used.

Hold on to that 61p the tax man will come for it

 

[Wand3rlust]

The fondle pondle is now an unstoppable tsunami. May as well get involved, eh?

*moves to much higher ground*