Anyone from the UK?

[NorthernCardinal]

I'm sending them a payment right now, bloody cheeky shits!

Send them a penny too much and then bombard them with mail saying they owe you 1p and you'll seek costs and damages unless they return it

 

[Sparky74]

*checks map* Yes, yes there is

It's actually a Road in the Village we're I used to live.

 

[LucieLou007]

Good morning people

 

[Spanky1372]

Or a yacht in the Mediterranean!

That was written off as a "leisure necessity".

 

[Sparky74]

Good morning people

Good Morning

 

[Spanky1372]

It's actually a Road in the Village we're I used to live.

Does Ms Fanny Holder still live there?

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Good morning people

good morning

 

[Spanky1372]

Good morning to the late joiners.

 

[lingus60]

Good morning people

Morning Lucie

 

[ExiledWelshman]

Morning (just about) all. How is everyone?

 

[Heidi_UK]

Morning (just about) all. How is everyone?

I am but a husk. The baby was up ALL NIGHT for no reason.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I am but a husk. The baby was up ALL NIGHT for no reason.

That's why God invented chloroform...

DISCLAIMER:- I am in no way suggesting you drug the baby... Nope. Not me. No siree.

 

[Spanky1372]

That's why God invented chloroform...

DISCLAIMER:- I am in no way suggesting you drug the baby... Nope. Not me. No siree.

Always the pharmaceuticals, I'm getting a little worried. You'll no doubt have something for that.

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Always the pharmaceuticals, I'm getting a little worried. You'll no doubt have something for that.

Take this, its just to calm you down, it won't do anything else......

 

[HornyKatie1979]

My plan to spend all morning on lit while I'm ill turned into sleeping another 4 hours

 

[justanotherguy80]

My plan to spend all morning on lit while I'm ill turned into sleeping another 4 hours

For me, it’s always the other way around

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Not really. Woke with a headache and woolly head.

 

[HornyKatie1979]

That's no fun. Drugs are good for that though.

Yep. I'll ask @AWonkyDonkey for his best

 

[HornyKatie1979]

I'm new. Is he a chemist or dealer?

Neither. Just has a lot of them for his crumbly back, and tail pinned on by a nail.

 

[Spanky1372]

Neither. Just has a lot of them for his crumbly back, and tail pinned on by a nail.

Dr Wonkey-Donkey if you don't mind.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Yep. I'll ask @AWonkyDonkey for his best

*Rifles through his cupboard and thinks* Hmm, I think opioids are overkill for a headache but at least when @HornyKatie1979 passes out, I can draw on her face with a permanent marker!

I'm new. Is he a chemist or dealer?

I'm not brainy enough to be a pharmacist and too lazy to be a dealer.

Dr Wonkey-Donkey if you don't mind.

Yes, it's true. I am a doctor. However the courts told me I can't call myself that anymore. Apparently, telling ladies "trust me, I'm a doctor" isn't a Get Out Of Jail Free card for motorboating. Who knew?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Always the pharmaceuticals, I'm getting a little worried. You'll no doubt have something for that.

Well it was either that or tell him to give the baby a can of Stella. I wouldn't do that though - what do you think I am? A monster?

 

[HornyKatie1979]

*Rifles through his cupboard and thinks* Hmm, I think opioids are overkill for a headache but at least when @HornyKatie1979 passes out, I can draw on her face with a permanent marker!

I'm not brainy enough to be a pharmacist and too lazy to be a dealer.

Yes, it's true. I am a doctor. However the courts told me I can't call myself that anymore. Apparently, telling ladies "trust me, I'm a doctor" isn't a Get Out Of Jail Free card for motorboating. Who knew?

There you are! I had to find some paracetamol out of my own handbag. What kind of service do you call this!?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

There you are! I had to find some paracetamol out of my own handbag. What kind of service do you call this!?

I was asleep! I'm like Beetlejuice. You have to say my name three times in a row before I'll appear.

Pfft, paracetamol are like kiddies sweets. Tramadol is where the fun is at!

I best give up before I'm dobbed in and the National Crime Agency actually think I'm peddling my medication... I'm too pretty for jail.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Just found out I owe 61p on on my tax and if I don't pay it today they will fine me..........

I can recommend a great accountant to ensure these things never happen....

*ahem*