Anyone from the UK?

[Daisy_Love]

You heathens as talking about alcohol at this hour (that's so rich with my accent)

Morning Mr Bailey’s

 

[Wriggle]

The only thing that Annoys me about not liking tea is missing out on all the delicate china, and beautiful tea pots.

We have some lovely Illy cups and saucers for our coffee - one with abstract colours and one with frogs - they are all limited editions, too.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

We already knew that

I think 99.6% of Literotica the internet does!

It’s the only wine I like
Red wine is
Prosecco I can drink

Room temp! No ice

Agreed. Room temperature and no ice. I tried those metal cubes that you freeze to see if that was good but that ruined it too.

You’ve never tried my mulled wine dear!

If you fly over to Yorkshire, make sure you bring some. And a decent Bratwurst!


Well ladies. I am going back to bed. I was still awake at 3, then have been awake since 5:30 so I'm hoping for another hour or seven. Have a good day.

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Think I might need to start my day with some Buck’s Fizz now.……

 

[spiderwal]

Think I might need to start my day with some Buck’s Fizz now.……

Well it is the weekend so go for it

 

[Wriggle]

Think I might need to start my day with some Buck’s Fizz now.……

How the other half live

 

[ShaneoD]

Morning Mr Bailey’s

How very dare you, I've got at least a 45 minute drive before I can have one of those

 

[joclfc]

I miss the pick n mix that was at Woolies

I miss Woolies full stop

 

[JackVettriano]

Good morning everyone, I hope you all have a fun filled weekend.

I’m driving from Englandshire back up to the north of Scotland, I need some help.

I’m looking for an apple audio book to listen to while driving. I would like something with a feel real story, something believable, but most importantly something with big erotic element, any suggestions?

I’m posting on here because a lot of audio books are narrated with a certain dull monotone accent from over the pond. I would like to find something I can completely emerge myself into. Obviously without getting a hard on, or too distracted while driving lol.

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Morning

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Good morning everyone, I hope you all have a fun filled weekend.

I’m driving from Englandshire back up to the north of Scotland, I need some help.

I’m looking for an apple audio book to listen to while driving. I would like something with a feel real story, something believable, but most importantly something with big erotic element, any suggestions?

I’m posting on here because a lot of audio books are narrated with a certain dull monotone accent from over the pond. I would like to find something I can completely emerge myself into. Obviously without getting a hard on, or too distracted while driving lol.

Wish I could help. The only audio erotica I listen to is on the quinn app and they aren't stories.
Safe travels though

 

[Wriggle]

I read quim app there

 

[Wand3rlust]

I read quim app there

Figures

 

[Wriggle]

Also I wish I could help you Jack, but I can't do audio books or podcasts because my brain just goes off on one and starts talking about something else.

 

[Polranny]

Sorry... audio smut and driving combination doesn't work for me

 

[NorthernCardinal]

I could read a story and send it. But I don't think the geordie accent loans itself to smut

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I could read a story and send it. But I don't think the geordie accent loans itself to smut

This makes me think of...

 

[NorthernCardinal]

This makes me think of...

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Gazza is the gift that keeps on giving...

Like when the turned up to try and calm Raoul Moat down in his dressing gown.
With a fishing rod. And a 4 pack. And a rotisserie chicken.

"Moaty, its me, Gazza... I brought some chicken"

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Gazza is the gift that keeps on giving...

Like when the turned up to try and calm Raoul Moat down in his dressing gown.
With a fishing rod. And a 4 pack. And a rotisserie chicken.

"Moaty, its me, Gazza... I brought some chicken"

Haha, I remember that. You can't help but laugh but then I always feel guilty as he was back on the pop and drunk as a skunk after relapsing.

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

I just need to share that I had tomato soup for lunch - it was very disappointing.

 

[terriblesecrets]

Really? Can never go wrong with a tomorrow soup

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Renourish Tomato and Basil soup - I have liked their other flavours, but this one gets the thumbs down.

 

[Btq97]

Really? Can never go wrong with a tomorrow soup

is that the low cal version - you never have it today.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Got to be Heinz. Others always lead to disappointment!

 

[terriblesecrets]

is that the low cal version - you never have it today.

Just the regular tomato soup.. whether made at home or from a tin.. can never go wrong with a tomato soup