Daisy_Love
Classy Smut
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I just bought a bottle of wine and a posh pot noodle to have in my hotel room. That’s as lively as it’s getting tonight. Home Saturday.Yeah.
I'm eating tea and then buying some wine, too
Diamonds baby!!Would those be all the pearl necklaces?
Wine. Good man yourself.Yeah.
I'm eating tea and then buying some wine, too
living the dream, right there...I just bought a bottle of wine and a posh pot noodle to have in my hotel room. That’s as lively as it’s getting tonight. Home Saturday.
What’s a posh pot noodle??Don’t want to go to crazy on everyone lol
Me fail English? That's unpossible*Looks up rhetorical...*
Er...
I like crayons.
Me fail English? That's unpossible
Tries to appear classy...why, naturellement......
He wears a shirt and tie to eat itPurchased from "marks n Spencers"?
I'd have balls like batwings if I was in a hotel alone tonightliving the dream, right there...
It’s a Japanese Soba noodlesWhat’s a posh pot noodle??
No chance I would spill lolHe wears a shirt and tie to eat it
I should be drinking whiskyliving the dream, right there...
Ye wee, sleek it, cowering, timerous beastie!!I should be drinking whiskyon Burns night. Maybe do a little recital after a few drinks.
NoWell. I am fucked.
Just thought you'd all like to know that.