Anyone from the UK?

[ExiledWelshman]

Oop north here

 

[SmoothTalker80]

I'm from Reading, but I learnt early that having a well spoken voice (aka the posh twat accent) works better than " I'm from reddin', innit".

Lived in Dundee for a few years, and been in somerset for the last 15 years. I have managed to avoid the somerset twang so far

 

[Saltfountain]

I'm in cheshire now - been here for 20 years and I'm still a southerner apparently

You're all souheners in my view, apart from the savages north of the wall...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I'm from South Yorkshire and if anyone calls me a Southerner, they get a fist in their grid.

I once had phone sex with a Scottish girl. I don't know how she managed it but the words "give me your cock" sounded like a death threat.

 

[Wriggle]

Anyone south of Manchester is a southerner.

 

[Heidi_UK]

I'm from South Yorkshire and if anyone calls me a Southerner, they get a fist in their grid.

I once had phone sex with a Scottish girl. I don't know how she managed it but the words "give me your cock" sounded like a death threat.

What's her number? Just so I know never to call it.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

What's her number? Just so I know never to call it.

Don't get me wrong. She was an extraordinarily filthy girl. But she left you fearing for your life at times!

Right. Now the postman has been, I am going back to bed. G'night y'all.

 

[SmoothTalker80]

Some accents carry threats and insults better than others. For instance, if a brummie and an aussie both told me to fuck off, I'd leave the Aussie alone

 

[Heidi_UK]

Don't get me wrong. She was an extraordinarily filthy girl. But she left you fearing for your life at times!
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Right so all the more reason why I should definitely never phone this number by accident

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Don't get me wrong. She was an extraordinarily filthy girl. But she left you fearing for your life at times!

Right. Now the postman has been, I am going back to bed. G'night y'all.

I'm already in love with her

 

[deft]

Don't get me wrong. She was an extraordinarily filthy girl. But she left you fearing for your life at times!

Right. Now the postman has been, I am going back to bed. G'night y'all.

Scottish women are amongst the best!

 

[Heidi_UK]

Scottish women are amongst the best!

I blame Shirley Manson for a lot of things in how my life turned out.

 

[justanotherguy80]

I blame Shirley Manson for a lot of things in how my life turned out.

Did she shit on your cornflakes?

 

[Heidi_UK]

Did she shit on your cornflakes?

There's a reference.

 

[justanotherguy80]

There's a reference.

Some context, so people don’t think I’m too weird…

https://amp.theguardian.com/music/2...ng-boyfriends-breakfast-cereal-im-not-ashamed

 

[Saltfountain]

I'm from South Yorkshire and if anyone calls me a Southerner, they get a fist in their grid.

I once had phone sex with a Scottish girl. I don't know how she managed it but the words "give me your cock" sounded like a death threat.

The clue is in South Yorkshire, ya shandy drinking twat...

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

The clue is in South Yorkshire, ya shandy drinking twat...

Things you could only here in the UK thread.......

 

[Mike367]

Okay, not sure what the previous posts are about, maybe they are off topic. I'm sorry if I'm interrupting, but as the OP asks.

Yes I'm from the UK, midlands England, but now unfortunately living in Australia.
OH by the way tomorrow is Australia Day, but we can't celebrate because it may offend some peoples.

 

[deft]

The topic is… there is no topic

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Okay, not sure what the previous posts are about, maybe they are off topic. I'm sorry if I'm interrupting, but as the OP asks.

Yes I'm from the UK, midlands England, but now unfortunately living in Australia.
OH by the way tomorrow is Australia Day, but we can't celebrate because it may offend some peoples.

I guess some people are sensitive about we stole your country day.....

 

[HornyKatie1979]

I'm in cheshire now - been here for 20 years and I'm still a southerner apparently

Cheshire is posh north - may as well be South!

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Cheshire is posh north - may as well be South!

I'm gradually moving south again, started in Liverpool

 

[Mike367]

I guess some people are sensitive about we stole your country day.....

No, NOT my country, I'm English, living in this hell hole.

 

[Daisy_Love]

You're all souheners in my view, apart from the savages north of the wall...

Savages???? Excuuuuuuuse meeeeeee

 

[HornyKatie1979]

I'm gradually moving south again, started in Liverpool

I grew up in Liverpool too, though been down south since 2004.