Anyone from the UK?

[Saltfountain]

Well, my Sunday just got sexier

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

There is nothing better than a scalding hot bath with an ice cold coke on a Sunday afternoon...

Okay, that's a lie. There are certainly things better than that but that's all I have right now!

I'm listening to the 30,000+ crowd at Bramall Lane cheer too as they play much better than West Ham. *cough* @Wand3rlust *cough*

 

[Tigertiger55]

Hope everyone’s having a great weekend! Just popped for a few pints, now out for a roast

 

[Saltfountain]

There is nothing better than a scalding hot bath with an ice cold coke on a Sunday afternoon...

Okay, that's a lie. There are certainly things better than that but that's all I have right now!

I'm listening to the 30,000+ crowd at Bramall Lane cheer too as they play much better than West Ham. *cough* @Wand3rlust *cough*

Got away with that one...

 

[Spanky1372]

Winds is picking up - with any luck it will shift the leave from the garden saving me a job

Just got to put the shed back on its foundations first...Once I've found the shed. Anyone in here from Kansas?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Almost had my back door blown off.

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Almost had my back door blown off.

Lucky you!

 

[Saltfountain]

Almost had my back door blown off.

Is that a euphemism?

 

[Saltfountain]

Lucky you!

I had a curry that did that the other day...

 

[Wand3rlust]

It wasn't actually. It's bloody windy out there

 

[HornyKatie1979]

I've put my bins out and had to wedge it between the hedge and the car.

Not a euphemism before anyone asks.

 

[Saltfountain]

I've put my bins out and had to wedge it between the hedge and the car.

Not a euphemism before anyone asks.

Wondered where you were keeping your car...

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Wondered where you were keeping your car...

OI!

 

[Saltfountain]

OI!

What?

 

[Saltfountain]

We can discuss your hedge more if you want

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Almost had my back door blown off.

Between your door and the electrics, methinks you're trying to destroy the house.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

We can discuss your hedge more if you want

*Sprays Salt with the garden hose.*

Down boy!

 

[Saltfountain]

*Sprays Salt with the garden hose.*

Down boy!

Does gardening turn you on?

I mean, I'm not kink shaming, but...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Does gardening turn you on?

I mean, I'm not kink shaming, but...

Not really but I've always craved intimate relationships with a hoe.

 

[Saltfountain]

Not really but I've always craved intimate relationships with a hoe.

I'm saying shit at this point. I was in enough trouble on Friday...

 

[Spanky1372]

We can discuss your hedge more if you want

Is said hedge bushy or clipped. If anyone is interested I'm a topiary kind of guy, clipped all the way.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I need to try and grab an early night tonight as I have to be up at the unearthly hour of 7am tomorrow. My solution? Get drunk.

There's only one 7 on my clock and it isn't in the morning.

 

[Fufumberuk]

Are we taking bets on who has their wheelie bin in the same place tomorrow morning?

 

[Spanky1372]

Are we taking bets on who has their wheelie bin in the same place tomorrow morning?

Asking for a friend, that's not meant to be naughty is it? Ivan it's not kiddie slang for anything?

 

[Fufumberuk]

Lol not that I'm aware of. Although, knowing this lot (including myself in the group), it will have an alternative meaning. Prizes for the most imaginative answer