Anyone from the UK?

[Heidi_UK]

Grossssss

Don't blame me it's not my doing!!

 

[Daisy_Love]

Sorry what now?

You’re late!!! I put out the Batman call for you by Batman I mean boobage

 

[Heidi_UK]

Er... *Shakes money tin*. I'm not a charity y'know. Come on, cough up!

Not in a post-covid world

 

[Daisy_Love]

Oh don't you worry.

Well, actually I think he should worry!! You’re way more savage than Salty

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Oh don't you worry.

I paid you to be nice to me!

I sent a 24 can pack to your house!

 

[Heidi_UK]

You’re late!!! I put out the Batman call for you by Batman I mean boobage

Will now forever sing "Nananananana booooobage!" in my head at the very mention of Batman.

 

[Wand3rlust]

You’re late!!! I put out the Batman call for you by Batman I mean boobage

You can see them anytime.. you have my personal number...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Crying here...you guys ...so funny

We aim to please. It's a mad house here. Straitjackets and sedatives everywhere...

Well, actually I think he should worry!! You’re way more savage than Salty

Is that possible?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Will now forever sing "Nananananana booooobage!" in my head at the very mention of Batman.

️ Heidi's permanent trauma is complete - note to self - update spreadsheet.

 

[Wand3rlust]

️ Heidi's permanent trauma is complete - note to self - update spreadsheet.

Shit - wrong app.

 

[Daisy_Love]

You can see them anytime.. you have my personal number...

It wasn’t for me. It was for Salty and Sparky for distraction purposes
I’ve already seen them, by accident

 

[Heidi_UK]

Shit - wrong app.

Alright, Alright...I'll send you my Lovense details...jeez

 

[Wand3rlust]

Alright, Alright...I'll send you my Lovense details...jeez

*amends spreadsheet*

 

[Older_Pervert]

I will take that big fat spicy white one in the front and bratwurst up the ass

Hot dog!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Genuine question. How does one gain access to these mythical boobs we hear so much about?

I've already looked at every set on the internet. Every. Single. One. Er... just for scientific purposes you understand?

 

[Wriggle]

Crying here...you guys ...so funny

Shhhh
Don't encourage them.

 

[NorthernCardinal]

I nearly got some popcorn on the go reading through the last 3 pages

 

[justanotherguy80]

Alright, Alright...I'll send you my Lovense details...jeez

If you’re getting permanent trauma from your Lovense, I think you might be using it wrong

 

[Heidi_UK]

If you’re getting permanent trauma from your Lovense, I think you might be using it wrong

Orrrrrr so very, very right?

....Nah.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

**Grabs popcorn and watches the show**

If I don't win Best Thread Newcomer at the Lit Awards, it's a fucking fix.

 

[justanotherguy80]

Orrrrrr so very, very right?

....Nah.

The mind boggles!

 

[Daisy_Love]

Genuine question. How does one gain access to these mythical boobs we hear so much about?

I've already looked at every set on the internet. Every. Single. One. Er... just for scientific purposes you understand?

Well you ask to see the new tattoo and wham!!! Nip slip hahaha
Just ask @Wand3rlust

 

[Heidi_UK]

I nearly got some popcorn on the go reading through the last 3 pages

Sweet or salty?

There IS a right answer and I'm not being suggestive at all.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Bribary dear... Show me the colour of your dollar ...

Er... £3.50 and a kebab alright for you?

 

[Daisy_Love]

Bribary dear... Show me the colour of your dollar ...

Or Google