Sex toy reviews 🥒

[JustAnotherFlower]

Wearable in public?

Hrm, I think so. It's not super loud but I wouldn't try to wear it into the office.

this had me laugh out loud

Truth though...

 

[jason28053]

Hrm, I think so. It's not super loud but I wouldn't try to wear it into the office.


Truth though...

Casual Friday only huh?

 

[Pad_Foot]

Not that anything would ever come of it, but, nice to know others have Lovense toys. It increases the odds of sharing someday. Well? That somebody somewhere is sharing. Not with me! Those odds are still very long!


Has anybody had luck with the “carousel” mode to find like minds and loins?

 

[morelikeasong]

Santa didn’t bring me any sex toys so I had to be my own Santa. Ordered the Nora at everyone’s recommendation. Arrives Saturday, so I probably won’t get to test it until Tuesday .
TBD if I’ll review it since lots have already put their 2 cents in about it but we’ll see if I have anything additional to put out there.

 

[RickTango]

Santa didn’t bring me any sex toys so I had to be my own Santa. Ordered the Nora at everyone’s recommendation. Arrives Saturday, so I probably won’t get to test it until Tuesday .
TBD if I’ll review it since lots have already put their 2 cents in about it but we’ll see if I have anything additional to put out there.

Some of still enjoy reading reviews…just saying, for a friend.

 

[morelikeasong]

rainbows out your ass

I really wanna see this

Did you get a chance to test it out yet? Any updates to your initial review?

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I really wanna see this

Did you get a chance to test it out yet? Any updates to your initial review?

Well.. I mean.. I've shown my ass before but may need to draw the line at modeling the anal plug lightshow.

I have not, but will as soon as I am able. Things went arse up around here over the holidays..

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Well.. I mean.. I've shown my ass before but may need to draw the line at modeling the anal plug lightshow.

I have not, but will as soon as I am able. Things went arse up around here over the holidays..

Arse up sounds right for an anal plug light show

 

[Beholders_Eye]

Not many guys sharing on this thread...but my go-to 'toy' is this:
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It's called a Fleshskin, made by the Fleshlight source. What I like is the finger holes. Because...lube... The finger holes ensure a secure grip without the gadget sliding all over. Easy to clean. Transparent. Buy it on the usual shopping sites. Won't break your bank. Not really a 'toy' for me, more like an 'essential'.

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

Has anyone ever used this before? I was looking at it last night and I'm intrigued.

 

[morelikeasong]

Has anyone ever used this before? I was looking at it last night and I'm intrigued.

I haven’t. Actually just ordered my first nipple clamps the other day! Waiting for them to come in.
These sound fun though. Definitely interested if anyone else has tried.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Has anyone ever used this before? I was looking at it last night and I'm intrigued.

Yep, they're delightful! Absolute must have for me & my spouse when he's out of town

 

[PassionatePanther]

Yep, they're delightful! Absolute must have for me & my spouse when he's out of town

I knew you’d come through!

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

I haven’t. Actually just ordered my first nipple clamps the other day! Waiting for them to come in.
These sound fun though. Definitely interested if anyone else has tried.

I love my nipple clamps. Mine are both necklaces and can be worn out discreetly which makes it fun. I'm excited for you to get yours!

Yep, they're delightful! Absolute must have for me & my spouse when he's out of town

Ohh wonderful, thank you! Are they easy to get on/off (I have very thick /long nips and sometimes it's hard to actually clamp them) and do they seem like they will last? I worry if they're made of plastic.

 

[AuntieDisco]

I love my nipple clamps. Mine are both necklaces and can be worn out discreetly which makes it fun. I'm excited for you to get yours!

I ordered a necklace one too, so excited to try it out.

 

[Lorack]

God I wish I had lovense money. Might start an only fans and sell pics of my knees or something

I hear feet might work better.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I love my nipple clamps. Mine are both necklaces and can be worn out discreetly which makes it fun. I'm excited for you to get yours!

Ohh wonderful, thank you! Are they easy to get on/off (I have very thick /long nips and sometimes it's hard to actually clamp them) and do they seem like they will last? I worry if they're made of plastic.

Yes, they're plastic, but not at all cheaply made. I've had mine for a year-ish, and they're doing just fine! They're a pretty tight squeeze, but you can adjust that with the pins at the bottom of the clamp. The attached pic is open as wide as I can get them

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

God I wish I had lovense money. Might start an only fans and sell pics of my knees or something

Oh I totally feel you on that! They are pricey, but also on sale right now!

Yes, they're plastic, but not at all cheaply made. I've had mine for a year-ish, and they're doing just fine! They're a pretty tight squeeze, but you can adjust that with the pins at the bottom of the clamp. The attached pic is open as wide as I can get them
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Thanks so much for posting this! Seeing it fully open is helpful. I'm so tempted.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Oh I totally feel you on that! They are pricey, but also on sale right now!

Thanks so much for posting this! Seeing it fully open is helpful. I'm so tempted.

Give into temptation, you will not regret it!

 

[Taegul]

Yes, they're plastic, but not at all cheaply made. I've had mine for a year-ish, and they're doing just fine! They're a pretty tight squeeze, but you can adjust that with the pins at the bottom of the clamp. The attached pic is open as wide as I can get them
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I dunno. Kinda looks like a pink Sperm Whale to me...

https://www.markcarwardine.com/whale_images/MC-FG-00216/thumb1.jpg

 

[Chillygirl]

Start a go fund me for sex toys

 

[MindYaBitness]

I dunno. Kinda looks like a pink Sperm Whale to me...

https://www.markcarwardine.com/whale_images/MC-FG-00216/thumb1.jpg

While I don't disagree, they're worth it!

 

[Taegul]

While I don't disagree, they're worth it!

There's a "save the whales" wise crack here somewhere.

Maybe "free the whales"?

Maybe something about Moby Dick?

Ok, I'll stop now. Back to ponies I go...

 

[2bhard]

Kicking it off with-

Satisfyer Pro 2
Air Pulse Stimulater

This is often referred to as the clit sucker thing. It’s actually not suction, it’s air pulses, but that creates a feeling of suction. This is meant to be used directly on the clit, though a chat partner once suggested I try it on my nipple and that is also fun.
I broke my rabbit toy and this has been my go-to since then. It’s not my favorite, but it does the job. I timed it once and it can make me cum in 3 minutes (if I want it to be that quick).

-It’s loud. Definitely not discreet, especially on the high levels, which I always end up cranking it to.
-The controls are simple- just an on/off button and up/down. No fancy modes (which I never like), just stronger and stronger.
-It’s waterproof and feels fun in the bath. It kind of pulses the water around.
-This could be used during sex, but it does require more precision placement than a regular vibrator, so it wouldn’t be good for a more energetic sex session.
-Tums bottle included in photo for size comparison
-It’s made of plastic with a silicone head thing, which is removable for easy cleaning.
-My first one died one day, just stopped charging. Maybe 2 years after I bought it? I contacted the company (not the site I bought it from) and they sent me a new one, super quickly. It has a 15 year manufacturer warranty.
-charges in maybe 2 hrs and lasts maybe 2 hrs of use? That’s just a guess. I try to remember to charge it every few times I use it. It can’t be used while it’s charging.

Ok I think that’s all about that one. Your review doesn’t have to be as long as mine was! I’m just chatty.
Feel free to ask questions.

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Does it give you heartburn?

 

[__Nathan1968]

Start a go fund me for sex toys

Wouldn’t that be a “Go Fuck Me”?