Sex toy reviews 🥒

[jason28053]

Oh crap. You meant PM didn't you?

Yes

 

[jason28053]

Dear @jason28053 Santa Baby..

I have been the goodest of good girls this year, just ask ANYONE. I need a NORA as @AmberLGreen and @OrdinaryPerson both have one, and they are my idols, and who I aspire to be.
Also, there is a HUGE US bias on this board and so I feel its fitting that the prize goes to those of us who wake up first. Early bird catches the worm, eh  Jason Santa, if you get my meaning.....
I absolutely promise ( ) to share my details with you, and record the happy, noisy outcum for all to share in.
Honest guv.
Now, be a dear, and pop the present under the tree, for me...

Luv

Wand3r.

lov guv

 

[AmberLGreen]

Does Santa have your address? Does he come down the chimney in the UK?

Now mine might be big and dusty but I think calling it a chimney is a bit fucking mean

 

[AmberLGreen]

I had the Womanizer, which is similar in function. Didn't love it

I hated the Womanizer when I first got it. Didn’t find it powerful enough. I have played around with it a little and I don’t hate it as much. Nora is my favourite. I am thinking of buying her a velvet lined sleeping bag for Christmas so she feels right at home when she is sleeping

 

[ouchfeelsgood]

I got my wand last Monday. It’s pretty powerful and quiet. I love taking my long dips and this baby is just magic. Also can be used with a long distance partner
https://www.we-vibe.com/ca-en/wand

I'd love to read further details of your adventures with the wand.

 

[AuntieDisco]

I'd love to read further details of your adventures with the wand.

The fact that I can’t stop using it? Great cure for sad times? Sleeping with a smile without experiencing any kind of sleep breakage like I used to before in my sleep cycle? Yeah sucks to be me.

 

[morelikeasong]

The fact that I can’t stop using it? Great cure for sad times? Sleeping with a smile without experiencing any kind of sleep breakage like I used to before in my sleep cycle? Yeah sucks to be me.

That’s a rave review if I’ve ever seen one

 

[AuntieDisco]

That’s a rave review if I’ve ever seen one

Sure figuring out the controls initially can be a task. But the app helps and it is worth the price.

 

[Pad_Foot]

Has anyone had luck with the “control roulette” mode with Lovense? Finding random remote partners with whom to synchronize

 

[ouchfeelsgood]

The fact that I can’t stop using it? Great cure for sad times? Sleeping with a smile without experiencing any kind of sleep breakage like I used to before in my sleep cycle? Yeah sucks to be me.

Sounds like you hated it.

 

[Photog1rl]

Santa is taking notes

Where am I on you list Santa?

 

[jason28053]

Where am I on you list Santa?

for the girl who has lots of toys.

 

[Photog1rl]

for the girl who has lots of toys.

Now Santa you've seen the reviews I've done… and did last spring mean nothing to you?
I’m not being greedy. My list is only two things I haven't tried before.
it looks like @Tigobitties98 recommends the Ferri and the Lush(you can choose 1, 2, or 3) so that is the perfect combo this year.


I know you can make my dreams cum true since I'm always a good girl.

 

[BackwoodsMama]

Just bought this beauty… can’t wait for it to come. View attachment 2297852

 

[Jeb56]

Just bought this beauty… can’t wait for it to come. View attachment 2297852

Can’t wait for your review.

 

[jason28053]

Just bought this beauty… can’t wait for it to come. View attachment 2297852

I’m shaped just like that and this picture is to scale

 

[Friendlyneighboorhoodperv]

Just bought this beauty… can’t wait for it to come. View attachment 2297852

Does it come pre moisturized?

 

[Wand3rlust]

I’m shaped just like that and this picture is to scale

*Puts her glasses on to see her phone screen...*

 

[jason28053]

*Puts her glasses on to see her phone screen...*

Pinch you finger apart to zoom

 

[Wand3rlust]

Pinch you finger apart to zoom

I am but it only goes so far....

 

[jason28053]

I am but it only goes so far....

 

[BackwoodsMama]

I’m shaped just like that and this picture is to scale

Do you glisten with wetness too?

 

[Friendlyneighboorhoodperv]

Do you glisten with wetness too?

He might have some tricks

 

[jason28053]

Do you glisten with wetness too?

That can be arranged!

 

[BackwoodsMama]

That can be arranged!

I like a man aiming to please.