Siren songs and helicockters

[OrdinaryPerson]

Probably too soon. Gotta build up the good will/good idea bank

Oh. Nevermind. So you're not Bogey.

 

[morelikeasong]

Someone please whip your cock out and spin it in a circle for me? We’re getting way off track here…

 

[Mr_bogey]

https://media.giphy.com/media/xT0xem7ZlZ2DOYqpG0/giphy.gif

Until my wife sees the credit card statement.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Until my wife sees the credit card statement.

Just say there was a bourbon sale

 

[Mr_bogey]

Another idea…video reviews?

Um yeah, I've got that covered. It's why God made PMs.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Just say there was a bourbon sale

At Adam and Eve? There is no bourbon called "clit sucker".

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Um yeah, I've got that covered. It's why God made PMs.

When you die, can I have your account?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

At Adam and Eve? There is no bourbon called "clit sucker".

I'm pretty sure they have discreet billing practices.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Someone please whip your cock out and spin it in a circle for me? We’re getting way off track here…

Sorry, mine’s all neatly tucked in my belt loops at the moment.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I'm pretty sure they have discreet billing practices.

I always wanted to run a bar for business travelers where all my drinks were named for food items to make them easier to expense. Easier to turn in your receipt for a dozen oysters than 12 shots. Perhaps I could start a business as a middle man sourcing sex toys for the online unfaithful instead.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Sorry, mine’s all neatly tucked in my belt loops at the moment.

I can get it through all of the loops. Although not while I’m wearing the pants.

 

[Friendlyneighboorhoodperv]

What if I just make it sound like a clap toy?

That sounds awkward

 

[Mr_bogey]

I can get it through all of the loops. Although not while I’m wearing the pants.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I always wanted to run a bar for business travelers where all my drinks were named for food items to make them easier to expense. Easier to turn in your receipt for a dozen oysters than 12 shots. Perhaps I could start a business as a middle man sourcing sex toys for the online unfaithful instead

Great bar idea.
But Adam and Eve already gets billed as PHE Inc.

 

[morelikeasong]

Dick tricks: helicockters, diving boards, whatever other cool shit you guys can do with your fun stick… this is a safe space

What if I just make it sound like a clap toy?

That sounds awkward

The Clapper? Let’s see it! As you can see from the above, I welcome all dick tricks here

 

[__Nathan1968]

What if I just make it sound like a clap toy?

That sounds awkward

I recommend the sanitizing wipes, then.

 

[jason28053]

Someone please whip your cock out and spin it in a circle for me? We’re getting way off track here…

Reprise?

 

[PassionatePanther]

Reprise?

Acceptable. Thank you

 

[Friendlyneighboorhoodperv]

Reprise?

trying to upstage and make me feel small?

I recommend the sanitizing wipes, then.

and seeing a doctor!

 

[Friendlyneighboorhoodperv]

 

[morelikeasong]

Reprise?

Thank you for reminding everyone what is important here

 

[jason28053]

Thank you for reminding everyone what is important here

Happy to do my part

 

[morelikeasong]

THE CLAPPER!

Excellent work!
https://media4.giphy.com/media/4PXUYM1bXS3lRXO7lX/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7wsp0xpvff267j80nm437ra241zulvrv4rbvqb9f1&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

@PassionatePanther @Kitty_so_frisky @OrdinaryPerson a new dick trick has entered the chat

 

[PassionatePanther]

THE CLAPPER!

Excellent work!


@PassionatePanther @Kitty_so_frisky @OrdinaryPerson a new dick trick has entered the chat

You’re doing good work here, @morelikeasong

 

[Friendlyneighboorhoodperv]

THE CLAPPER!

Excellent work!
https://media4.giphy.com/media/4PXUYM1bXS3lRXO7lX/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7wsp0xpvff267j80nm437ra241zulvrv4rbvqb9f1&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

@PassionatePanther @Kitty_so_frisky @OrdinaryPerson a new dick trick has entered the chat

I feel intimidated. Or really excited. One of the two.

Is this what an orgy would be like? Nerves and hardness?