Deal breakers...what are yours?

[Mo_Bandy]

One outta 2 ain't bad.

A wise man once told me when it comes to free pussy you get what you pay for and that advice has never failed me.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

People who dream about SPAM.

*puts away the queso

 

[Saltfountain]

One outta 2 ain't bad.

Which of your titties is the small one?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Which of your titties is the small one?

*checks*
The left. My left. Not yours. But it's all relative.

 

[Saltfountain]

*checks*
The left. My left. Not yours. But it's all relative.

Ahhh, good old Auntie Tittie

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

*puts away the queso

WTH ARE YOU DOING WITH MY QUESO?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Thieves

 

[ydahecnot]

Wearing a micro-bikini in front of her son’s friends

 

[Trubbycat]

People who dream about SPAM.

I grew up eating Spam. My father loved it.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Taking part in January 6th. Total boner killer.

 

[Trubbycat]

Taking part in January 6th. Total boner killer.

The Politics thread. Shrinks my dick up into my body.

 

[ydahecnot]

Beheading a significant other

 

[Chillygirl]

Silence

 

[willlph]

I grew up eating Spam. My father loved it.

I always like opening the can with the special key

Narcissism

 

[Trubbycat]

I always like opening the can with the special key

Every Saturday night with B&M Baked Beans. Dad was VERY brand loyal.

 

[Saltfountain]

Taking part in January 6th. Total boner killer.

Don't we all participate in January 6th every year?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

"Why do you have so many books? Ewww"

 

[Chillygirl]

I always like opening the can with the special key

Narcissism

Nothing worse than losing the key!!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I grew up eating Spam. My father loved it.

I'm sorry!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Silence

Yep, and may I add, benign neglect

 

[Deleted member 6666935]

Apparently I’ll put up with damn near anything… fuck me.

 

[ydahecnot]

Nothing worse than losing the key!!

I’ve got a brand new can of Spaaam, you’ve got a brand new key

 

[Dalelaw2164]

Dogs sleeping on the bed.

 

[Dalelaw2164]

In relationships or any area of life in general...what gives you pause and makes you walk away?

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Tina Fey can eat night cheese and crackers in my bed ANYTIME

 

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smoking