Emily’s NEW positivity and being nice to each other thread

[Duleigh]

I know you are fucking old, talking about an F-4C Phantom II

it was where I skinned my knees and broke my f___ing back.

 

[Duleigh]

The seventies and early eighties would have been much more whimsical if cats had been allowed into discos. Imagine trying to dance, only to find a cat tangled up in your bellbottoms while it chases the coloured lights.

We let them on Broadway, what more do you want?
However the thought of a dozen cats in a room with a discoball would be entertaining

 

[onehitwanda]

We let them on Broadway, what more do you want?
However the thought of a dozen cats in a room with a discoball would be entertaining

https://img.freepik.com/premium-vector/disco-mirror-ball-with-bright-ras-music-dancing-ducks-martini-glass-cat_740527-106.jpg?w=826

 

[MrPersonManGuy]

I uh, paws-itively compliment your picture of disco meow-sic.

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

It is so disorienting to come back to this thread after a couple of days.

 

[stickygirl]

It is so disorienting to come back to this thread after a couple of hours.

IFYP
YW

 

[StillStunned]

It's time for another positivity shout-out, I think. Too many heavy discussions going on elsewhere, and besides, I'm writing a story that pretty sombre so I can use some levity.

I'd like to express my appreciation for the Anonymous commenters (multiple) who flock to stories mentioning pubic hair. Their descriptions of what they'd like to do, or what they think I should do, are perhaps a bit graphic, but they remind me of one important fact: whatever I thought my story was about, I was wrong. It's all about the bush.

It's a bit like that Far Side cartoon of a city in flames and two dogs wagging their tails at each other.

 

[onehitwanda]

It's time for another positivity shout-out, I think. Too many heavy discussions going on elsewhere, and besides, I'm writing a story that pretty sombre so I can use some levity.

I'd like to express my appreciation for the Anonymous commenters (multiple) who flock to stories mentioning pubic hair. Their descriptions of what they'd like to do, or what they think I should do, are perhaps a bit graphic, but they remind me of one important fact: whatever I thought my story was about, I was wrong. It's all about the bush.

It's a bit like that Far Side cartoon of a city in flames and two dogs wagging their tails at each other.

I prefer to invoke Sappho's razor.

Meanwhile:

https://media2.giphy.com/media/Sr4LlmNPebGF2/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e47q4inwq5yei81k3jdk40t9z1pw7gn7dgjkoa9lz1v&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[StillStunned]

I prefer to invoke Sappho's razor.

Is that like Occam's razor, but pink?

 

[onehitwanda]

Is that like Occam's razor, but pink?

No, it's specifically for girls who like to shave other girls.

 

[StillStunned]

No, it's specifically for girls who like to shave other girls.

With men, that's called a barbershop.

 

[EmilyMiller]

It is so disorienting to come back to this thread after a couple of days.

It’s like a quickly mutating virus, right?

Em

 

[onehitwanda]

With men, that's called a barbershop.

men have bearded chins, girls have bearded clams.

 

[StillStunned]

men have bearded chins, girls have bearded clams.

So if The Three Little Pigs had been written by a woman, it would have been "Not by the hair on my clammy clam clam"?

 

[onehitwanda]

So if The Three Little Pigs had been written by a woman, it would have been "Not by the hair on my clammy clam clam"?

no, see, a female writer would have gifted the three little pigs with engineering skills and they would have pit-trapped that fucking wolf, skinned the cunt alive, and made macrame with his bones.

... shit. That came out wrong.

 

[StillStunned]

no, see, a female writer would have gifted the three little pigs with engineering skills and they would have pit-trapped that fucking wolf, skinned the cunt alive, and made macrame with his bones.

... shit. That came out wrong.

I'm not sure how well it would work as a story, but imagine the computer game! "Peggy the Pig and Willie the Wolf".

 

[onehitwanda]

Peggy the Pig

This is so wrong and so, so funny.

 

[StillStunned]

This is so wrong and so, so funny.

I was tee-heeing to myself as I wrote it. The cat gave me a long-suffering look.

 

[StillStunned]

This thread seems to have had a quickie with the bestiality discussion that's going on.

 

[Zootonius]

This thread seems to have had a quickie with the bestiality discussion that's going on.

Really! I go away for ONE day!

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

This thread seems to have had a quickie with the bestiality discussion that's going on.

Yeah, fucking pigs...

 

[StillStunned]

Yeah, fucking pigs...

As established above, *pegging* pigs.

"I know why the wolf howls in the night..."

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

As established above, *pegging* pigs.

"I know why the wolf howls in the night..."

Butt pegging doesn't give the same implied double entendre that fucking does in the context I used.

 

[Duleigh]

With men, that's called a barbershop.

I would LOVE a barber shop where we get to shave girls!
All they ever want to do is talk sports

 

[Kelliezgirl]

A shout out to ShelbyDawn57 for being awesome!​