What’s your most controversial opinion?

[Bry1313]

So only you are entitled to gif ownership claims?

I’ve not claimed an entire genre of gifs.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I’ve not claimed an entire genre of gifs.

Fair. I got carried away.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

of the things that have come in contact with the twins, peanut butter usnt anywhere on that list

I know you weren't asking me, but since this is a public forum, I'm going to chime in anyway!
My personal favorite was when ex-fiance put peach gummy rings around my nipples and ate them off me on the way back from Vegas...while in the 3rd row of minivan seats, that his dad was driving and included his mom sleeping in the front passenger seat and his twin (who was well-practiced at ignoring our hijinks) blocking his dad's view from the middle row.

 

[MindYaBitness]

You had me til creamy. Time to buy adult peanut butter.

Chunky just tears up any bread you try to spread it on

 

[willlph]

I know you weren't asking me, but since this is a public forum, I'm going to chime in anyway!
My personal favorite was when ex-fiance put peach gummy rings around my nipples and ate them off me on the way back from Vegas...while in the 3rd row of minivan seats, that his dad was driving and included his mom sleeping in the front passenger seat and his twin (who was well-practiced at ignoring our hijinks) blocking his dad's view from the middle row.

Well since you were technically not in Vegas you did not break the sacred what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas Oath!!!

 

[Mr_bogey]

Chunky just tears up any bread you try to spread it on

I dont have that issue.

 

[MedicalMuse]

i like peanut butter mixed with honey, if we’re talking spreadable for fun…

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'm not publishing a list for you pervs!

https://media.giphy.com/media/QnfRbaghcDZFnf59ma/giphy.gif

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Well since you were technically not in Vegas you did not break the sacred what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas Oath!!!

It also technically was not in Vegas when we borrowed his cousin's rice rocket to "go to the store" and ended up "getting lost" parked at a construction site on what was then the outskirts of Henderson, NV where he fingered me to a screaming, squirting orgasm

 

[MindYaBitness]

I dont have that issue.

Do you warm the peanut butter? Use a hot knife? How?!?! Tell me your secrets, oh grand wizard of PB!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I dont have that issue.

Do you warm the peanut butter? Use a hot knife? How?!?! Tell me your secrets, oh grand wizard of PB!

I use whole-grain breads. None of that wimpy Wonderbread-type stuff!

 

[Mr_bogey]

Do you warm the peanut butter? Use a hot knife? How?!?! Tell me your secrets, oh grand wizard of PB!

I have no tricks. I've always been skilled at spreading.

 

[SlyderInside]

i like peanut butter mixed with honey, if we’re talking spreadable for fun…

I see what you did there.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I have no tricks. I've always been skilled at spreading.

Bullshit?

 

[jaF0]

Chunky just tears up any bread you try to spread it on

Spoon from jar to mouth, no bread required.

i like peanut butter mixed with honey, if we’re talking spreadable for fun…

Cinnamon.

And raisins.

Add both to jar. Mix. Eat.

 

[Booboobear84]

i like peanut butter mixed with honey, if we’re talking spreadable for fun…

And where exactly are you spreading that peanut butter???

 

[MedicalMuse]

Spoon from jar to mouth, no bread required.

Cinnamon.

And raisins.

Add both to jar. Mix. Eat.

Like with a spoon?

 

[MedicalMuse]

And where exactly are you spreading that peanut butter???

Wouldn’t you like to know

 

[Booboobear84]

Wouldn’t you like to know

or at least potentially lick it up

 

[__Nathan1968]

I know you weren't asking me, but since this is a public forum, I'm going to chime in anyway!
My personal favorite was when ex-fiance put peach gummy rings around my nipples and ate them off me on the way back from Vegas...while in the 3rd row of minivan seats, that his dad was driving and included his mom sleeping in the front passenger seat and his twin (who was well-practiced at ignoring our hijinks) blocking his dad's view from the middle row.

Man, a game like that I’d get sick from too many gummies. Likely worth the stomach ache, however. And no doubt need to buy more at the next rest area.

 

[Photog1rl]

Bullshit?

I so thought this was in response to another post

It’s perfect for this one though.
Reading comprehension is so not my strong suit.

 

[RuneBlade]

I cannot offer you gentleman a boob+PB schmear, I can only hope this offer of a full body PB bath will assuage your thirst

Assuage. Look at you with the $2.00 college words!

Or did you just want to say ass?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Assuage. Look at you with the $2.00 college words!

Or did you just want to say ass?

Assuage is not a $2 word, it's an old folks word. I don't mean to brag, but I'm very cool with 80+ crowd

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

There’s nothing wrong with something being just ok. And saying that something just ok, isn’t an insult that requires redress.

 

[Bry1313]

I'm not publishing a list for you pervs!

https://media.giphy.com/media/QnfRbaghcDZFnf59ma/giphy.gif

He will want visuals too, just saying