Anyone from the UK?

[Titsandclits]

I remember my parents moaning about why they couldn’t comb their hair. I didn’t know that genre was called shoegaze and was there.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Form the following into a well known phrase

Sex and travel

I’m going to continue being horizontal

Hori is my favourite kind of zontal....

 

[Daisy_Love]

Hori is my favourite kind of zontal....

I laughed too much at that one!!!
So many jokes, so little time ahaha!

 

[Titsandclits]

Hori is my favourite kind of zontal....

That sounds so kinky

 

[Titsandclits]

In true @Wand3rlust fashion, I'm going to practice the new technique of being Ver tical as it's the only way I'm going to get that mug of tea

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Mid-afternoon, but already getting dark.

 

[Btq97]

Mid-afternoon, but already getting dark.

Yup it is shit. Hate it being so dark so early.

 

[Briefsencounter]

Getting dark, time to undress then

 

[Wand3rlust]

Put the twinkly lighting up and on. Makes all the difference...

 

[Btq97]

Put the twinkly lighting up and on. Makes all the difference...

The neighbours have put a mass of them in the window. Seizure inducing much. It would drive me mental

 

[Jaime_H]

Next weekend for the decs. Need to be for a month to justify going up into the loft!

 

[HornyKatie1979]

No decs til Dec!

 

[Jaime_H]

Can't feel Christmassy until December. Doesn't feel right....

 

[Wand3rlust]

We've got a few up and about... but not all..

I cba...

And I bloody love Xmas.

 

[Jaime_H]

It's such a shite time of year, if it didn't exist, they's have to invent it. Having said that, some asshole would want to ban it now for being to un-something or other....

 

[Btq97]

They did invent it.

 

[Jaime_H]

You mean Baby Jesus wasn't born in a stable!? Sacrilege.....

 

[Btq97]

You mean Baby Jesus wasn't born in a stable!? Sacrilege.....

Well no. No he was not. Sorry to break it to you. Also they went out of their way to meet early prophecy about the ing of kings being born in bethlehem or what ever. The census that never was etc

 

[Jaime_H]

Well I'll go to the foot of our stairs......

 

[Btq97]

Stairs.... luxury

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Been really overindulging in the booze as of late. Going to try and detox myself for a few days. Maybe try some good teas. What is your go to brand/blend?

 

[Btq97]

Yorkshire tea the way tea should be from the tes plantions near York

Although proper tea is theft

 

[Cotswolds]

Been really overindulging in the booze as of late. Going to try and detox myself for a few days. Maybe try some good teas. What is your go to brand/blend?

Orange Pekoe, nothing out there that can top it, in my opinion. It's a loose leaf tea so you'll have to search a little.

 

[Titsandclits]

Been really overindulging in the booze as of late. Going to try and detox myself for a few days. Maybe try some good teas. What is your go to brand/blend?

PG Tips

 

[Btq97]

PG Tips

Na that is for chimps