21 F looking for an older man

Happy Birthday Reginald, one post says you're 20 and a day later you're 21. Was there cake?
 
One post by a prankster named prettybyby and all the boys salivate like Pavlov’s dog! It’s hilarious and sad at the same time.
 
KatieDoes:
My God, you poor horny morons.


Well, are YOU going to come over here and offer a real solution to the problem I'm having that causes me to jump at every potential? Even though I know that most likely is fake.
I don't know whether to giggle that @KatieDoes will see this and rip you a new asshole or be afraid for you and offer you some pads for the blood.

However, I saw some of your posts last night when I showed up on the Playground, and my thought then is the same one I'm thinking now.

To have a solution to "your problem" is not possible when it seems you're probably your own worst enemy. If you come across as an asshole in real life like you come across  here, I can see - as clear as a windshield on a bright, sunny day - why the only intimacy you're getting is from your hand.

~bfg~
 
I don't know whether to giggle that @KatieDoes will see this and rip you a new asshole or be afraid for you and offer you some pads for the blood.

However, I saw some of your posts last night when I showed up on the Playground, and my thought then is the same one I'm thinking now.

To have a solution to "your problem" is not possible when it seems you're probably your own worst enemy. If you come across as an asshole in real life like you come across  here, I can see - as clear as a windshield on a bright, sunny day - why the only intimacy you're getting is from your hand.

~bfg~
Generally, no I'm not an asshole. I'm justs jaded at this point.
 
Very interested. I'm a newbie so to speak. I am storyteller and novelist writer mostly fiction live story. That's what I call love story at least 2 women call em porn. Lol. I ve got a couple⁵⅚
If I didn't make the cut thank you just the bugging up 2 that's it.
^^ 12.42 pm PST
Yes very interested. Hello sweetie I am Bubba . This is something I have played with. Myself with for a long time. Would like the opportunity to chat with you .
^^1.44 pm PST


*blinks*
This just proves that you don't even pay attention to a thread. You just see the first OP and jump in.
 
Well seems like I overlooked something. Or didn't look for something. Yes I'm a newbie and have read some of the rules of the lit site. How much did I understand well that's another thing I. Just not to sure about. Not trying to be ugly or stupid either. So I'm not sure what is fact or what is fiction.
Anyway I will try and make my way without upsetting the upper intellectual have such a fine side with the utmost smut and trash available online which includes entire world so there you go up as much as it can go.
You're not breaking any rules and certainly not offending. I'm just trying to keep you from chasing a guy posting as a woman. Happens all the time around here.

Two simple guidelines will at least help:

1) If a poster only posts a very few messages, and most of those are to start their own thread trying to hook up with someone, (especially a very unlikely request*) they're probably not real.

2) If it seems too good to be real, it is not real.

*Think about it this way. Princesses aren't breaking down Lit's servers to find frogs.

Be safe out there. 😉
 
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