What’s your most controversial opinion?

Ketchup sandwiches are the fuckin bomb. Especially when you broke af.
Fight me.
Why would I?
Hellmann's on toast. Hellman's and pickle relish on toast. Russian dressing sandwiches.
Even when you make 6 figures and just paid off the mortgage, you still remember the haute cuisine from your poor youth!
 
I've done more than a few lunches of catsup on bread with parmesan sprinkled on it. Or the same stuff on macaroni.
 
That the world should all celebrate thanksgiving … not as a colonial holiday of terribleness but as a coming together of family, friends and food. It should all be celebrated at the same day around the world.
My Mohawk grandmother did not celebrate Thanksgiving. Rather, it was a feast of what was grown and hunted: Tons of root vegetables, meats included fish (eel especially yuck), venison, rabbit, wild turkey, pheasant. Pies were made, no apple though, those were forbidden at the Thursday table.
 
My fantasy is slapping a 20+ yo co-worker into infinity for thinking she can treat me like crap. I know, I should be above this shit.
 
Dude if some skank comes to my house and hoovers all my drugs the least she can do is give me a beej. Its just good manners.
 
Most controversial opinion:
Everyone in the world should learn the same primary language. I don't care if it's an existing one or one created for the purpose, but it's beyond stupid that we don't all share a language. This only becomes more true the more connected the world gets. Local languages could still be kept as second languages to preserve cultural identities.
 
Nobody but me will probably give two fucks about this but the words Milkshake and IPA do not belong together. In fact lactose in just about any beer can fuck off.
 
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