Cock Talk

[Deleted member 6607120]

Well, if you’re going to twist my arm . . .

I insist!

This is awesome!

Thank you! It was one of my favorite costumes over the years.

 

[beethebumble69]

Will small Ds be able to at least get into 15% of all the positions available?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Will small Ds be able to at least get into 15% of all the positions available?

You won’t know until you try!

 

[SassySheDevil]

I just want to say I know a fireman and I will now never be able to unsee that.

Even worse when the fireman is your son-in-law LOL

 

[SassySheDevil]

All aboard the Mustache Express


It’s time for the Great Monday Afternoon Mustache Ride Survey.

With Movember coming up, this seems like a good time to start planning for what type of mustache ride we would like to provide.

Do you like to ride a ‘stache or do you like a nice clean shaven face between your legs?

I prefer clean shaven. Some guys look good with hair. But I've never experienced it to know.

What is the ideal facial hair to slip under your skirt?

Preferring the clean shaven still ... I think.

What type of facial hair turns you off?

Just a mustache. ICK. Porn stache and get the fuck out!!!

Have you ever taken a man home only to find out he was wearing a fake mustache? Is this the equivalent to the padded bra?

no. But I'd laugh my ass off it I had.

Tom Selleck, Sam Elliot, Errol Flynn, or Hercule Poirot (in their prime)?

Sam Elliot. Even though I've never been a fan of his stache.

Does the goatee add anything to the sensation or does a good mustache get the job done?

Can't speak on this.

What do we (men) need to know about facial hair and oral sex?

Sadly. I am the wrong one to ask.

 

[SassySheDevil]

When is a Halloween costume too much?

When it no longer is about the costume and now just about how much nudity you can have. Don't get me wrong. Sexy is fun. But if it is meant to be a costume. Wear a costume.

Have you ever worn a costume that was deemed a little too sexy?

No. I never felt I could pull that off.

What is the skimpiest Halloween costume you’ve ever seen someone else wear?

I'm not even sure.

Are you too body conscious to wear the costume you really want to wear? If so, what is it?

Yes. Just something form fitting and shows off the concept. But I'm too hard on myself.

Do you prefer to go sexy or funny for Halloween?

Depends on the group of people I'm with.

Have you ever been embarrassed by your partners costume? If so, explain.

No.

Have you ever hooked up with someone at a Halloween party and didn’t really know what they looked like?

Nope. I'm boring.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Just a mustache. ICK. Porn stache and get the fuck out!!!

Agreed. The mustache only look isn’t (usually) a good look. Unless your starring in a Western, probably don’t have just the ‘stache.

Sam Elliot. Even though I've never been a fan of his stache.

That man is 9/10ths ‘stache! I always thought he talks the way he does because his mustache weighs so much he can’t enunciate properly. He is cool, though.

When it no longer is about the costume and now just about how much nudity you can have. Don't get me wrong. Sexy is fun. But if it is meant to be a costume. Wear a costume.

I agree with this. I wonder what Halloween at a nudist camp is like?

I'm too hard on myself.

I’d like to be hard-on you too!

Nope. I'm boring.

Never!

 

[SassySheDevil]

Agreed. The mustache only look isn’t (usually) a good look. Unless your starring in a Western, probably don’t have just the ‘stache.

That man is 9/10ths ‘stache! I always thought he talks the way he does because his mustache weighs so much he can’t enunciate properly. He is cool, though.

I agree with this. I wonder what Halloween at a nudist camp is like?

I’d like to be hard-on you too!

Never!

Body painting at the nudist camp!!!
Probably why he's always my "guy" Because I grew up showing horses. The more "western" they were. The better. I look at him and way before I see the icky stache. I see the swagger. The way he carries himself. So, maybe that makes the stache okay?

On me, in me, over me. All good

 

[hotwords229_A]

Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice

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I went to Dunkin Donuts (in a gas station) today and ordered a pumpkin spice coffee. I was curious. Yes, yes, I know, I should have picked up some tampons while I was there, but I had to try it.

It was . . . not good.

I also tried a pumpkin crust pizza a week or so ago and I was unimpressed with that as well. I’m not seeing what all the hoopla is over this pumpkin flavored everything thing.

Do you carve a scary pumpkin, a funny pumpkin or a sexy one?
Have to ever had sex with a pumpkin (this one is probably just for the guys )?
Have you ever tasted pumpkin spice cum? Or would you consume a lot of pumpkin spice if it flavored your cum (for your partner)?
If you stick your dick in a pumpkin, is it better with the strings and seeds inside, or carved?
What sexy games can be played with a pumpkin at a party?

 

[SassySheDevil]

Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice


I went to Dunkin Donuts (in a gas station) today and ordered a pumpkin spice coffee. I was curious. Yes, yes, I know, I should have picked up some tampons while I was there, but I had to try it.

It was . . . not good.

I also tried a pumpkin crust pizza a week or so ago and I was unimpressed with that as well. I’m not seeing what all the hoopla is over this pumpkin flavored everything thing.

I hate pumpkin stuff. Other than the occasional piece of pumpkin pie with a TON of whip cream. Even pumpkin candles. *Barf*

Do you carve a scary pumpkin, a funny pumpkin or a sexy one?

I usually do something simple as I always manage to fuck it up.

Have to ever had sex with a pumpkin (this one is probably just for the guys )?

please provide video to anyone who says yes.

Have you ever tasted pumpkin spice cum? Or would you consume a lot of pumpkin spice if it flavored your cum (for your partner)?

Never. Thankfully my husband hates pumpkin anything.

If you stick your dick in a pumpkin, is it better with the strings and seeds inside, or carved?

Again. Video.

What sexy games can be played with a pumpkin at a party?

Other than the above. I am not sure. lol

 

[Endless_Night]

I went to Dunkin Donuts (in a gas station) today and ordered a pumpkin spice coffee. I was curious.

Dear Lord.

Yes, yes, I know, I should have picked up some tampons while I was there, but I had to try it.

What?!

I also tried a pumpkin crust pizza a week or so ago and I was unimpressed with that as well. I’m not seeing what all the hoopla is over this pumpkin flavored everything thing.

Egad.

Have to ever had sex with a pumpkin (this one is probably just for the guys )?

please provide video to anyone who says yes.

Is it wrong to be grateful no videos have showed up in the thread?

I mean....

(Thank you. )

 

[Endless_Night]

-Do you carve a scary pumpkin, a funny pumpkin or a sexy one?
Team Scary, all the way.

-Have to ever had sex with a pumpkin (this one is probably just for the guys )?
No. I can say with all surety that marrow sex has not come my way.

-Have you ever tasted pumpkin spice cum? Or would you consume a lot of pumpkin spice if it flavored your cum (for your partner)?


-If you stick your dick in a pumpkin, is it better with the strings and seeds inside, or carved?


What sexy games can be played with a pumpkin at a party?
I don't think there is an answer to the question.



These Halloween question sets have been...kinda disturbing.

 

[hotwords229_A]

These Halloween question sets have been...kinda disturbing.

I think I’m stretching my own credibility with some of these questions.

On the other hand, let’s not forget that sex with a watermelon has been brought up on numerous threads before . . . and not by me.

And a pumpkin is really nothing more than an October watermelon.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Do you carve a scary pumpkin, a funny pumpkin or a sexy one?

Always scary. The idea is to ward off evil spirits after all.

Have to ever had sex with a pumpkin (this one is probably just for the guys )?

No, but you have me curious now. Definitely need to warm it up inside first. And soften the edges. I wonder if a slightly rotten pumpkin might feel better?

Have you ever tasted pumpkin spice cum? Or would you consume a lot of pumpkin spice if it flavored your cum (for your partner)?

If I’m getting a blowjob out of it, yes.

If you stick your dick in a pumpkin, is it better with the strings and seeds inside, or carved?

I think the strings would add to the sensation. I don’t think there would be any benefit to leaving the seeds inside. Carved would have nothing inside to rub against, so I have to assume that would be pointless.

What sexy games can be played with a pumpkin at a party?

A bunch of guys stick their dicks in a pumpkin and a blindfolded girl puts her hand in and whichever one she grabs is her date for the night?

 

[hotwords229_A]

I usually do something simple as I always manage to fuck it up.

Same. I have no idea how people carve realistic images into pumpkins. I always accidentally cut off a tooth!

 

[SassySheDevil]

Same. I have no idea how people carve realistic images into pumpkins. I always accidentally cut off a tooth!

Hell. I tried to cut off the whole left side of my simple ghost yesterday

 

[Endless_Night]

On the other hand, let’s not forget that sex with a watermelon has been brought up on numerous threads before . . . and not by me.

I feel like this might not be the highest bar to clear.


Just an observation.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Clothes makes the man.
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Listening to “Parlay with PG-an audio thread for the aural” (now playing on Lit) and it was mentioned that “someone” may be more turned on seeing a man in clothing rather than out of clothing.

Given the choice of seeing a man naked or dressed in his normal clothes, which do you (mostly) prefer?
What types of clothing on a man do you find to be the sexiest?
What accessories do you like a man to wear? (And none of this “whatever makes him comfortable” crap --what do you like?)
What accessories do you NOT like a man to wear?
What is the worst hair on a man?
What about bald guys?
Baseball cap—bill forward or backwards? Discuss:
What look is a complete turn off?
What do men need to learn about clothing and how to dress?
Speaking strictly on attraction/arousal, do you prefer a man to be overly manicured, generally clean, or just a little dirty?
When your man farts, aren’t you just a little proud when it melts the paint off the walls, or are you going to pretend you’re not impressed?

 

[hotwords229_A]

An amass of ass

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SCENARIO:

Good news! There is the biggest gathering of Literoticans in history happening not far from where you live. A palatial estate has been commandeered, room, food and drink are provided at no cost and you are invited! Also, coincidentally, anyone you don’t like will not be attending.

Would you go?
Would you bring your partner or come alone?
What would you bring?
Would you be more of a voyeur or exhibitionist?
Who would you be most interested to meet?
Would you come horny and looking to fuck, or just meet some friends and have a nice time?
Would you feel self conscious being in person with people you may have shared some deeply personal stuff with, or would that not bother you?
What would be the thing you most desired to happen at this party?
What games or activities would you like to watch?
What games or activities would you like to take part in?
Do you think most of us would recognize you in your normal clothes (and with a head) or would we need name tags?

 

[deft]

Would you go?
In a heartbeat.
Would you bring your partner or come alone?
Alone.
What would you bring?
Collars, condoms and a great attitude.
Would you be more of a voyeur or exhibitionist?
I'm pretty shy... so voyeur initially, then all-out look at me!
Who would you be most interested to meet?
They know.
Would you come horny and looking to fuck, or just meet some friends and have a nice time?
I have some very good friends on here... that I would love to fuck. I like to think that it would be an real-life extension of Lit itself, and we (mostly) didn't start coming here for platonic reasons, right?
Would you feel self conscious being in person with people you may have shared some deeply personal stuff with, or would that not bother you?
I would be happy to meet the people I trust that kind of thing with. It will make me feel even closer to them.
What would be the thing you most desired to happen at this party?
Tactile hugs with my faves. Real contact.
What games or activities would you like to watch?
I'd be interested in watching everything... but especially my favourite Litsters pleasuring other people.
What games or activities would you like to take part in?
It would depend upon how I feel in the moment... but I would not rule anything out.
Do you think most of us would recognize you in your normal clothes (and with a head) or would we need name tags?
Maybe not most... but some would. They could introduce me around.

 

[Cogan]

Would you go?

Absolutely!

Would you bring your partner or come alone?

If she was interested, witch she probably would be.

What would you bring?

Condoms just in case......... And also an open mind.

Would you be more of a voyeur or exhibitionist?

Difficult to say. Probably more of a voyeur to begin with.

Who would you be most interested to meet?

I think they already know.

Would you come horny and looking to fuck, or just meet some friends and have a nice time?

Meet friends, but you never know........(se question number three...)

Would you feel self conscious being in person with people you may have shared some deeply personal stuff with, or would that not bother you?

No, I don't think so. I'm not easily bothered.

What would be the thing you most desired to happen at this party?
Meet friends, have a laugh and some great time!

What games or activities would you like to watch?
What ever happens were I am. And if it's not for me I'll move on.

What games or activities would you like to take part in?
I'd probably see were the evening takes me.

Do you think most of us would recognize you in your normal clothes (and with a head) or would we need name tags?
I'd probably need to wear a name tag since Wolfie is not my private look.......

 

[SassySheDevil]

Clothes makes the man.

Listening to “Parlay with PG-an audio thread for the aural” (now playing on Lit) and it was mentioned that “someone” may be more turned on seeing a man in clothing rather than out of clothing.

Given the choice of seeing a man naked or dressed in his normal clothes, which do you (mostly) prefer?

Dressed. Simple. Jeans and t shirt will do for me.

What types of clothing on a man do you find to be the sexiest

Oops I already answered. Simple styles. Jeans and t shirt. Sweats.

What accessories do you like a man to wear? (And none of this “whatever makes him comfortable” crap --what do you like?)

Honestly there really are none. I'm not a men and jewelry person. I'm not a big watch person. Sometimes they are nice.

What accessories do you NOT like a man to wear?

Jewelry. The wedding ring doesn't count. But most other. I'm not usually a big fan of.

What is the worst hair on a man?

Long- ponytails-man buns. *barf*

What about bald guys?

I don't mind bald. Fun to pet.

Baseball cap—bill forward or backwards? Discuss:

Forward on most. But a few select wear it well back.

What look is a complete turn off?

Super baggy clothes.

What do men need to learn about clothing and how to dress?

I'm far from the person to teach men how to dress. But nice fitting jeans is a must.

Speaking strictly on attraction/arousal, do you prefer a man to be overly manicured, generally clean, or just a little dirty?

A little dirty. I like knowing a guy isn't afraid to use his hands.

When your man farts, aren’t you just a little proud when it melts the paint off the walls, or are you going to pretend you’re not impressed?

lol I'm not impressed.

 

[SassySheDevil]

An amass of ass



SCENARIO:

Good news! There is the biggest gathering of Literoticans in history happening not far from where you live. A palatial estate has been commandeered, room, food and drink are provided at no cost and you are invited! Also, coincidentally, anyone you don’t like will not be attending.

Would you go?

In a heartbeat.

Would you bring your partner or come alone?

Alone. He doesn't know as many and would probably be bored.

What would you bring?

A camera and lots of film.

Would you be more of a voyeur or exhibitionist?

Voyeur.

Who would you be most interested to meet?

It always makes me laugh when people are too afraid to name people. Not everyone you would enjoy meeting has to be a secret fuck partner. If I go off just this last year. You (hotwords) would be who I'd love to meet. You've been such an incredible guy to get to know (mostly through this thread) and have been so kind in my journey.
I have met a lot of Listers already. So, meeting people is something I always enjoy doing.

Would you come horny and looking to fuck, or just meet some friends and have a nice time?

I'd enjoy meeting friends and being fairly low key. I'm much shyer in person.

Would you feel self conscious being in person with people you may have shared some deeply personal stuff with, or would that not bother you?

I don't think it would bother me much. Thankfully it isn't usually the creeps who comment on pictures I post and most are always respectful. But again. Shyer in person.

What would be the thing you most desired to happen at this party?

Hmmmm Lets go for the Default/hotwords/deft orgy.

What games or activities would you like to watch?

If sexcapades break out. I will be there with popcorn.

What games or activities would you like to take part in?

I guess it would depend on how comfortable/drunk I was.

Do you think most of us would recognize you in your normal clothes (and with a head) or would we need name tags?

Yes. I post more pics of my face than my body.

 

[Endless_Night]

Would you go?
Would you bring your partner or come alone?
What would you bring?
Would you be more of a voyeur or exhibitionist?
Who would you be most interested to meet?
Would you come horny and looking to fuck, or just meet some friends and have a nice time?
Would you feel self conscious being in person with people you may have shared some deeply personal stuff with, or would that not bother you?
What would be the thing you most desired to happen at this party?
What games or activities would you like to watch?
What games or activities would you like to take part in?
Do you think most of us would recognize you in your normal clothes (and with a head) or would we need name tags?

So entirely not my wheelhouse.

But I'd listen to the post-mortem stories and judge quietly.

 

[Endless_Night]

Given the choice of seeing a man naked or dressed in his normal clothes, which do you (mostly) prefer?
In all honesty, that totally depends on the man.

What types of clothing on a man do you find to be the sexiest?
Again, depends, but I'm partial to opposite ends of the spectrum. White tie or worn jeans and sweatshirt.

What accessories do you like a man to wear? (And none of this “whatever makes him comfortable” crap --what do youlike?)
Eesh. No idea.

What accessories do you NOT like a man to wear?
Too much jewelry.

What is the worst hair on a man?
Two words.

The mullet.

Why? WHY?

What about bald guys?
Bald guys can be hot. Hair is pretty much immaterial if you have a nicely shaped skull.

Baseball cap—bill forward or backwards? Discuss:
No.



What look is a complete turn off?
The entirely of the 80s.

What do men need to learn about clothing and how to dress?
Style is far more about what suits your body and look than what happens to be in fashion. Dress to be comfortable.

Speaking strictly on attraction/arousal, do you prefer a man to be overly manicured, generally clean, or just a little dirty?
Generally clean, but...context matters.

When your man farts, aren’t you just a little proud when it melts the paint off the walls, or are you going to pretend you’re not impressed?

.........

It's questions like this that make me wonder why we are friends.