What made you laugh today?

Waking up….feeling like I’ve slept in….and the rest of the house is still without a sound or a care.


Time zones.
Fucks up a guy’s routine. Ha!
Awesome. Let’s do this. 🍁
 
Had a great session with my wife yesterday. At the end of it I ate my wife for a good 10-15 minutes to clean her up.

Over dinner with another couple, she made a passing comment about me paying her lip service. (Kicking me under the table).

She’s got a great sense of humor. Juvenile humor. I approve.
Sounds like a satisfying night, Hannibal 😁
 
My boxer has a tendency to break into my neighbors yard and eat the veggies in her garden. Today I went outside to bring the dogs in and saw my neighbor sitting with my boxer in her backyard feeding her tomatoes from the garden 🤣
 
Me , “why are you so fucking literal. “

her , “ because it won’t make sense “

me , “ what won’t make sense “

her , “ The world “
 
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