Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[Tio_Narratore]

The tight-as-hell pussy contouring is, unfortunately, just a legend.

Damn! I was going to schedule that for my wife as a birthday present!

 

[yowser]

I'm sure he'd enjoy that, but where does your knife go?

Depends if you're going for the kill.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

"Depends," if you're going for the spill.

I hear that brand has the best absorption,

 

[yowser]

I hear that band has the best distortion,

You must be thinking of the Grateful Dead.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

You must be thanked for being great in bed.

You're quite welcome; I always aim to please.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

A papa's baby let's her actions speak for her.

A cuddle on the lap is worth a thousand words!

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Say, Crisco and cling-wrap is perverse, although, it works.

“Clean-up in aisle five,” announced the manager.

 

[yowser]

“Wet dream up on Isle Five,” announced the manager.

The rest of the archipelago sounds arousing too!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

The Latin for 'arched' - fornicate - sounds arousing too!

Yes, slipping through the arch can be quite stimulating.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Yes, skipping through the park can be quite titillating.

Tio wore his favourite summer dress today.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Tio swore he'd favour Samantha's ass today.

She's been craving some back-door attention.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

If you can get past the Loch of Watlee, it's actually not too bad.... Or so I've been told.

As long as you're still on the high road, laddie!

 

[Rustyoznail]

Not on the high road, lassie!

You're not famous like Miley Cyrus. She can get away with peeing on the road. At least go around the corner and find a bush.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Sore hot anus, like dermatitis? It can get that way with phallus overload. Add lube – don’t compound the trauma. Be kind to your tush.

Five out of six gladiators recommend olive oil.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Well, when you get up in their rears, they may start bleeding and yelp things.

I'm told it can be quite uncomfortable.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Like most flings, it depends on how you do them.

Are you referring to the 'fling,' or the 'flingee?'

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Not this mime. I thought it would be more fun to be a silent partner with this one.

He may be the strong silent type, but I've heard he likes his partner to scream in ecstasy.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

You grind someone on a whim then fap, going wild on their bare feet.

I’m beginning to think you all have dirty minds here.

 

[Rustyoznail]

I’m beginning to think you all have dirty socks here.

Going wild on your bare feet is just so uncouth.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

They say when yous git married, ya marry the family you do. I guess some families take that more incestuously than others.

Rednecks don’t need no cell phone. We just use the CB.

 

[smtst5]

Rednecks don’t need no cell phone. We just use the CB.

Bandit this is the Snowman, do ya got your ears on?

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Biach, I'm a grown man. I don't need no strap-on.

She mercilessly showed him how it was done.

 

[AnonyMissWriter]

She mercilessly showed him how it was done.

She mercilessly showed her how it is done.

 

[yowser]

Show Mercy, Leslie, show her how it is done.

Erotic violence requires subtlety to be effective.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Comic violence inspires students to be aggressive.

Holy fustigating flagellation Batman! Maybe you shouldn’t let Catwoman whip you so much.