Sex & Shenanigans

[Deleted member 6568729]

I'm good but I'm not that good.

Damn it. Lie to me, why don't ya?

 

[SixShooter14]

I'm good but I'm not that good.

Dang, I feel like it would have been a great story!

 

[Bry1313]

Damn it. Lie to me, why don't ya?

I’m that good

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I’m that good

I bet you even yelled at a creditor and had a prostate orgasm at the airport.

 

[LupineOne]

That whore.

Girl, you’re the best

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Damn it. Lie to me, why don't ya?

Hey, I still said I'm good.

Dang, I feel like it would have been a great story!

What was funny is that I was driving and answered the call on my Samsung watch that's connected to my phone. So I'm set up all futuristic like Knight Rider and I'm yelling into my watch saying stuff like "You are a ghoul!" And "If I can be blunt, what's wrong with you?" Like I'm Michael Knight mad at KITT.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Girl, you’re the best

I mean, I don't need all these hussies out there offering him upgraded services.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I’m that good

Put it like this, nobody SHOULD be that good.

 

[SixShooter14]

Hey, I still said I'm good.

What was funny is that I was driving and answered the call on my Samsung watch that's connected to my phone. So I'm set up all futuristic like Knight Rider and I'm yelling into my watch saying stuff like "You are a ghoul!" And "If I can be blunt, what's wrong with you?" Like I'm Michael Knight mad at KITT.

Meanwhile.....your KITT car is massaging your prostate?


There...fify

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok, which lady of lit is gonna give @crazychemgirl her reward?

Look at Bry trying to be a pimp for me … awww

 

[MedicalMuse]

Put it like this, nobody SHOULD be that good.

No, they really should.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok back to the salt mines for 2 more hours then I can collapse in my bed naked and forget work is a thing for 2 days

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

No, they really should.

But yelling at someone on the phone and having a prostate massage...doing both at the same time it's like one would cancel out the pleasure of the other. Just saying

 

[Apisto42]

No, they really should.

Added to life goals.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Ok back to the salt mines for 2 more hours then I can collapse in my bed naked and forget work is a thing for 2 days

You got this, Daddy-girl

 

[SixShooter14]

But yelling at someone on the phone and having a prostate massage...doing both at the same time it's like one would cancel out the pleasure of the other. Just saying

it could be an additive multitask?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Meanwhile.....your KITT car is massaging your prostate?


There...fify

Gotta tell you, I wouldn't hate this. How is KITT with aftercare? I need cuddles after.

 

[SixShooter14]

Gotta tell you, I wouldn't hate this. How is KITT with aftercare? I need cuddles after.

Lmao... I mean, the seat could be made to hug

 

[MedicalMuse]

Added to life goals.

If ANYONE can make it happen, it’s you, you sexy fucker.

 

[Apisto42]

But yelling at someone on the phone and having a prostate massage...doing both at the same time it's like one would cancel out the pleasure of the other. Just saying

You can probably find a prostrate massager that is linked to the volume of your voice.

Personally I find it really therapeutic to yell at the idiots at AT&T and Verizon billing fucktards when they just add lines and bill me.

Adding in a little prostate pleasure might be double the fun.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

it could be an additive multitask?

That's an oddly specific multitask. Lol. But hey anyone is welcome to try it and get back to me.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

You can probably find a prostrate massager that is linked to the volume of your voice.

Personally I find it really therapeutic to yell at the idiots at AT&T and Verizon billing fucktards when they just add lines and bill me.

Adding in a little prostate pleasure might be double the fun.

Hey, give it a shot. An extra stimulated shot. If you know what I'm saying.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

You can probably find a prostrate massager that is linked to the volume of your voice.

Personally I find it really therapeutic to yell at the idiots at AT&T and Verizon billing fucktards when they just add lines and bill me.

Adding in a little prostate pleasure might be double the fun.

For the love of God, don't forget to hit record before you start.

 

[Bry1313]

I bet you even yelled at a creditor and had a prostate orgasm at the airport.

I’m that good

 

[Bry1313]

Look at Bry trying to be a pimp for me … awww

I love you that much