Sex & Shenanigans

[SherlockianMan]

Been away for a couple days, how goes the shenanigans, my lovely crazies?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Been away for a couple days, how goes the shenanigans, my lovely crazies?

It’s chaos …. How’s the library?

 

[Apisto42]

It’s me… I’d be the idiot.

Don’t take shrooms while on board. Jus’ say’n

 

[SherlockianMan]

It’s chaos …. How’s the library?

Predictably quiet, but I'm about to head out to the annual American Library Assoc conference, biggest gathering of librarians there is. It will definitely not be quiet.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Predictably quiet, but I'm about to head out to the annual American Library Assoc conference, biggest gathering of librarians there is. It will definitely not be quiet.

I should have been a librarian

 

[stressedsubject]

First off, I've done a lot of E-boning over the last 15 years and am not referring to anyone specifically...
I'm also not complaining, it's almost always a great experience!

The biggest issue I've encountered is that it's almost alway a single-sided conversation. In my case, the woman almost never reciprocates the actions or descriptions that I put down into words. Sometimes they will answer a question or prompt, sometimes not....
Other issue is when she takes 20 minutes to respond and the moment is long gone by then.


Phone sex is much better since I can hear her and know...she's busy and not able to speak words. But phone sex is also the most difficult to setup since both parties typically need to be alone.

Maybe its the DM in you hahaha. Give a vivid descriptive narrative while trying to resist the urge to tell them to roll for initiative

 

[Apisto42]

I should have been a librarian

Like wiping cum off books huh? Good to know.

 

[Dubinsky]

I’d go on a lit cruise lol

Fuck.

This must happen.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Sorry … girls only.

 

[Photog1rl]

Fuck.

This must happen.

I have no doubt that there would be much fuckery happening.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Sorry it already got removed lol

 

[SherlockianMan]

I should have been a librarian

It has its ups and downs. We're a fun group to hang out with, but we also have to deal with political asshats who want to ban anything the threatens their sad, fragile imaginary worlds.

 

[crazychemgirl]

It has its ups and downs. We're a fun group to hang out with, but we also have to deal with political asshats who want to ban anything the threatens their sad, fragile imaginary worlds.

I don’t understand banning books …. Like if a parent doesn’t want their kid to read a certain book .. they know the internet is a thing, right?

 

[Apisto42]

It has its ups and downs. We're a fun group to hang out with, but we also have to deal with political asshats who want to ban anything the threatens their sad, fragile imaginary worlds.

My wife was a librarian. Lots of bs to deal with but the rest was pretty great.

 

[SherlockianMan]

I don’t understand banning books …. Like if a parent doesn’t want their kid to read a certain book .. they know the internet is a thing, right?

The only positive thing is, you tell a kid they can't read something and I guarantee the first thing they want to do is read it.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Topic of discussion

Sexting/eboning/sexy chat or whatever you call it can be hot AF and lots of fun but what about those failed attempts or awkward moments…
Anyone have a less than stellar story time?
Please be respectful of anyone else involved and don’t share to hurt someone.

I have a bunch of them and I think they’re hilarious to share and laugh at myself.

I think that is like the first female totems of lit. Once you collect all the totem lit experiences, you are finally a real litster and can never leave.

Oooh, do you have a list of all the totems?!

Speaking of totems can we add making a cringy AF personal to that list. I think if you survive that you should get to collect a totem...

*goes to do some Lit stalking

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I have a bunch of them and I think they’re hilarious to share and laugh at myself.

Oooh, do you have a list of all the totems?!

*goes to do some Lit stalking

I think we have to make the list of totems.

So Far.

talking to your first lit "dom"
making your first thread.

what else makes you a real litster?

 

[Photog1rl]

I have a bunch of them and I think they’re hilarious to share and laugh at myself.

Oooh, do you have a list of all the totems?!

*goes to do some Lit stalking

Stalk just don't judge-too hard lol

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I think we have to make the list of totems.

So Far.

talking to your first lit "dom"
making your first thread.

what else makes you a real litster?

Getting ghosted? Talking to an alt without knowing it?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Stalk just don't judge-too hard lol

I don’t judge in general, but there’s nothing to judge there at all! Just a lovely, sexy woman articulating what she wants. I love it!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Getting ghosted? Talking to an alt without knowing it?

excellent.

talking to your first lit "dom"
making your first thread
Getting ghosted
Talking to an alt without knowing it
Posting your first risqué picture

I think we are getting there.

 

[SherlockianMan]

Topic of discussion

Sexting/eboning/sexy chat or whatever you call it can be hot AF and lots of fun but what about those failed attempts or awkward moments…
Anyone have a less than stellar story time?
Please be respectful of anyone else involved and don’t share to hurt someone.

Had one recently.

Was having a rather long chat/sext with a fellow litster. Thought things were escalating in a certain direction and I sent a pic. I very much believe in not sending unsolicited pics and truly thought that's what the conversation was leading up to. Nope, apparently not. Absolutely shut things down and haven't heard back. Felt like shit for misreading the cues, since it was legitimately a fun and engaging chat.

 

[Apisto42]

I think we have to make the list of totems.

So Far.

talking to your first lit "dom"
making your first thread.

what else makes you a real litster?

Hah, I’ve got those two.

The dom one was funny. Asshat thought I was a woman, sent me a dick pic and “instructions”.

I sent him one back and showed him mine was bigger. He didn’t respond oddly enough.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

adding another totem

talking to your first lit "dom"
making your first thread
Getting ghosted
Talking to an alt without knowing it
Posting your first risqué picture
Taking your first vacation from Lit and coming back

any more ideas?

 

[crazychemgirl]

What’s your favourite guilty pleasure?