Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Well, it was simple deductive reasoning. You are smart enough to know they'd smell the booze on your breath at work.

I think 99% of my coworkers are actually perpetually stoned. Most light up immediately upon leaving the premises even though we all have “safety sensitive” positions that require us to be 24h free from drugs and alcohol

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Your entry seemed the most fun

Oh it was, until it was time to strip the bedding and do the laundry.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh it was, until it was time to strip the bedding and do the laundry.

But fucking in clean sheets is

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I was previously deemed unholy but like Uhtred before me, I was invited to return with open arms.

Thought for the day: If you are going to do a summary, don't be stoned when you do it.

Are you Uhtred, son of Uhtred?

 

[Mr_bogey]

Are you Uhtred, son of Uhtred?

I wish I was.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Are you Uhtred, son of Uhtred?

Omg one of my friends dogs just had puppies and he might name one of them Uhtred!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

But fucking in clean sheets is

You're not wrong!


In other news.... what are you doing later? I have clean sheets on my bed.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Possibly Puppy Uhtred (the Merle)

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Possibly Puppy Uhtred (the Merle)View attachment 2243746

Gimme!!!!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Gimme!!!!

I know right?!? I squeal at them on a daily basis

 

[crazychemgirl]

Topic of discussion:

If you could fuck anywhere with no legal repercussions …. Where would it be and why?
Also note whether you are doing it with risk of being caught (if public) or if you would like (in a perfect world) for the location to be completely deserted

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Possibly Puppy Uhtred (the Merle)View attachment 2243746

Is that a puppy in my pocket..... no.... I'm just happy to see you

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is that a puppy in my pocket..... no.... I'm just happy to see you

Who puts a puppy in their pocket????

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Who puts a puppy in their pocket????

There is no puppy I was trying to ste... I mean... no puppy in my pocket.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Look what you did @SirConradPeckereye … you made everyone leave!

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Topic of discussion:

If you could fuck anywhere with no legal repercussions …. Where would it be and why?
Also note whether you are doing it with risk of being caught (if public) or if you would like (in a perfect world) for the location to be completely deserted

Outdoors at the park. Being able to freely do it in nature would be fun.

 

[Photog1rl]

Oh it was, until it was time to strip the bedding and do the laundry.

Two words
Splash blanket

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Two words
Splash blanket

I wasn't thinking!!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Two words
Splash blanket

I saw an informative tiktok this morning on how to make a girl squirt … I wonder if it’s accurate

 

[Photog1rl]

I wasn't thinking!!!!

Clearly you were focused on something else.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Look what you did @SirConradPeckereye … you made everyone leave!

We're even now.... I've thread blocked you after you puppy blocked me.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Topic of discussion:

If you could fuck anywhere with no legal repercussions …. Where would it be and why?
Also note whether you are doing it with risk of being caught (if public) or if you would like (in a perfect world) for the location to be completely deserted

Nap time deferred for orgasms and shower. Then I did laundry. Ffs.


No legal repercussions? I don’t know that I’m worried about legal repercussions but I’d like to on the top deck of a cruise ship while the sun is going down. I’m sure there’s a swinger cruise that wouldn’t care. I just have to bring the right shower loofah.

 

[Photog1rl]

I saw an informative tiktok this morning on how to make a girl squirt … I wonder if it’s accurate

Now finally a TikTok I’d want to see
Link please

@Bry1313 posts TikTok’s like they are going out of style but I never click lol

 

[MedicalMuse]

Now finally a TikTok I’d want to see
Link please

@Bry1313 posts TikTok’s like they are going out of style but I never click lol

You are wise

 

[Photog1rl]

Nap time deferred for orgasms and shower. Then I did laundry. Ffs.


No legal repercussions? I don’t know that I’m worried about legal repercussions but I’d like to on the top deck of a cruise ship while the sun is going down. I’m sure there’s a swinger cruise that wouldn’t care. I just have to bring the right shower loofah.

I think about the deck of a boat as well but more of a large sailboat not a cruise.
Hot sun, sea air, out in the open-fucking fantastic