What did you do in the nude recently?

[GoodGirlsDeserveFun]

That would be nice for you to share ... surprisingly uh

Mmmm I have other things I can share

 

[vibes]

Mmmm I have other things I can share

I am sure you do ... what are you waiting for? don't tell me you're shy

 

[GoodGirlsDeserveFun]

I am sure you do ... what are you waiting for? don't tell me you're shy

Sent you a message

 

[porkyrocket69]

Currently sunbathing topless in the garden. Three double decker busses have gone past!

I can help with suntan lotion and nipple tweaks.

 

[GoodGirlsDeserveFun]

I can help with suntan lotion and nipple tweaks.

Same time tomorrow?

 

[NoUseForAnyName]

Maybe you want to do more than just watch it unfold

Oh, I could think of a thing or two

 

[porkyrocket69]

Absolutely!!!

 

[HampshireBoy]

I couldn't see anything current about it

That's good to know. To be honest in order to see my sunbathing spot the neighbours at the bottom of our garden would have to lean out of their window, as their house is side on to our garden and no windows directly overlook us. However the woman whom lives there is a royal pain in the arse, and nags her husband to get him to complain to neighbours. In the last few years several neighbours have been sent notes asking them to prevent their cats visiting her garden, or mowing our lawn at "inappropriate times" or (my favourite) having engines that are "too loud" in our cars/motorbikes. So god knows what she would make of me naked in our garden.

 

[GuySLut]

That's good to know. To be honest in order to see my sunbathing spot the neighbours at the bottom of our garden would have to lean out of their window, as their house is side on to our garden and no windows directly overlook us. However the woman whom lives there is a royal pain in the arse, and nags her husband to get him to complain to neighbours. In the last few years several neighbours have been sent notes asking them to prevent their cats visiting her garden, or mowing our lawn at "inappropriate times" or (my favourite) having engines that are "too loud" in our cars/motorbikes. So god knows what she would make of me naked in our garden.

I feel your pain. We had a neighbour who couldn’t mind his own business at our old house. We moved partially because of him. I admit to putting a noisier exhaust on my Tahoe just for him.
He actually called the police because my wife washed her car wearing shorts and a bikini top. He said she was too close to naked!
Geez!

 

[HampshireBoy]

I feel your pain. We had a neighbour who couldn’t mind his own business at our old house. We moved partially because of him. I admit to putting a noisier exhaust on my Tahoe just for him.
He actually called the police because my wife washed her car wearing shorts and a bikini top. He said she was too close to naked!
Geez!

I love the noisier exhaust approach. To be fair my son has pointed out that he puts the kettle on when he hears my motorbike or sports car coming (not sure how he knows it is me) and the kettle normally has time to boil before I walk in the door.

Did the police ask to spend a few hours studying the "subject" to be certain if an offence had been commited?

 

[GuySLut]

The police officer was trying so hard to keep himself respectful. His eyes did stray quite often. Of course my wife kept her arms down and to the sides. I was almost successful at not giggling.
In the end the officer told the guy she was not wearing anything illegal. I did bring up that women can be topless if she so chooses.
The neighbour stormed off in a huff. The rest of us just laughed.
And we went back to washing cars

 

[StaciRay79]

Feeling sexy this morning so I’ve been naked all morning doing housework.

 

[womaneater58]

I mowed the lawn then went swimming.

 

[dobbins1]

Washed the wife's car in view of my neighbor's home. We both have a couple of acres.

 

[CurtGiles46]

Washed the wife's car in view of my neighbor's home. We both have a couple of acres.

Is that legal in your state?

 

[KeenVoyeur]

Hahaha I haven't seen that I'll check I'm not breaking any laws then hahaha

Please tell me you're joking. All the things that they need to spend time working on and they're aiming at a perfectly harmless passtime that harms nobody?

It was an article on "Good Morning Britain" and all the papers were full of the sheer horror that a naked woman turned up to be interviewed! How very British!

https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/gmb-viewers-gobsmacked-guest-strips-30108400

 

[GoodGirlsDeserveFun]

Topless sunbathing again today. There's a small slit in the fence and my neighbour just came outside don't know if they can see me

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Topless sunbathing again today. There's a small slit in the fence and my neighbour just came outside don't know if they can see me

If they start standing near the opening, you’ll know. But if it’s a couple, then only one may want to
Look while the other disapproved.

 

[GoodGirlsDeserveFun]

I had just set up for some nude sunbathing when one next door neighbor’s yard service showed up. On our deck I’m hidden from the neighbors’ houses but not from their yards, so I packed it in for awhile. They weren’t gone for 30 minutes before the guy that does my other side neighbor’s yard and mine started mowing our lawns. By the time he’s finished it’s going to be too hot for me to sit in the direct sun. Guess I’ll try again tomorrow!

It's getting hotter here. I'm only going out for 30ish minutes at a time. Went in for a bit and back out now

 

[RIPAphrodite]

What did I do in the nude recently...I flashed the elderly couple next door while they were having coffee. By accident of course, I forgot to close the curtains hehe

 

[ShaneoD]

What did I do in the nude recently...I flashed the elderly couple next door while they were having coffee. By accident of course, I forgot to close the curtains hehe

God bless that poor old man having to pretend he didn't enjoy it when his wife looked at him

 

[RIPAphrodite]

God bless that poor old man having to pretend he didn't enjoy it when his wife looked at him

How do you know it wasn’t two little old ladies!

 

[RjThoughts]

First day in the 90s.
Got home from work, stripped in my yard, walked into the neighbor's pool, and swam

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

It's getting hotter here. I'm only going out for 30ish minutes at a time. Went in for a bit and back out now

Somehow, it always feels hotter when you are around

 

[Wonderer67]

Swam 3x in the nude yesterday. Opened up the pool a week ago but it’s been pretty cold temp wise. Yesterday was hot as fuck, so I jumped in naked after my workout in the morning. My wife observed me from the bedroom.

I was working from home yesterday and took another dip just afternoon.

And when my wife came home, we had dinner and we both skinny dipped. The cold water made her nipples so hard… I wanted to fuck her outside too, but she’s an outdoor worker and was exhausted.

Any one of our neighbors could see us in the pool if they were looking at the right place and the right time. There are a few strategically placed trees and bushes, but I would love to be seen by my one beautiful neighbor.