Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

A cock pop of sorts…

https://imgur.io/a/OcNWTcM

well thank you for being Willing.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

as I remember MrTenant started the whole cock dress up thing with his sweater post

how do I not remember this?

 

[hotoldrguy]

how do I not remember this?

my sense of time sucks but it seems like it was last year

 

[Mr_bogey]

yeah, I only make my tits helicopter. Do I seem like the kind of gal with enough balance and grace for a hand stand?

It would give you a lower center of gravity but you might need a snorkel to ensure proper breathing.

Your helicopters are hypnotic, awesome and unique. Sometimes I have to catch myself and realize I just watched it 12 times.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

It would give you a lower center of gravity but you might need a snorkel to ensure proper breathing.

Your helicopters are hypnotic, awesome and unique. Sometimes I have to catch myself and realize I just watched it 12 times.

dude, the struggle is real. Tried to do a headstand using my bed for balance. Almost passed out.

 

[Lmizzler]

dude, the struggle is real. Tried to do a headstand using my bed for balance. Almost passed out.

https://voca.ro/1ojio2VuIwJl

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

So what do I win from you two if I convince some other guy to

Well I don't know, what do you want.

Wait, are you proposing a contest? like see who can get the most men dancing pantsless. Because, if you are, it is on. I take competition seriously, and I have a long history of talking men out of there pants. (and ok yes, sometimes stealing their pants.)

 

[Lmizzler]

Well I don't know, what do you want.

Wait, are you proposing a contest? like see who can get the most men dancing pantsless. Because, if you are, it is on. I take competition seriously, and I have a long history of talking men out of there pants. (and ok yes, sometimes stealing their pants.)

Haha. There is no way I win this battle.
I can’t even get myself dancing pants less at this point. There is no way I’ll get others too as well!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

https://voca.ro/1ojio2VuIwJl

https://voca.ro/1llETZbJwyEV

 

[Polranny]

No pops, drops, or copters... just me.

And a gorgeous you it is too. Did you know you just reached 8000 posts?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Thanks Justa. I like them either covered in Cherry Garcia ice cream (sweet) or a big old hunk of dead cow or a dozen Buffalo wings (savory).

well I appreciate the vision, but the Styrofoam is supposed to replace food, or like be topped with things food eats, not be paired with food.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Haha. There is no way I win this battle.
I can’t even get myself dancing pants less at this point. There is no way I’ll get others too as well!

Ill gif if you gif...

 

[Lmizzler]

https://voca.ro/1llETZbJwyEV

This is about the only way to “up” the sensational factor at this point. Videos of us passing out naked while attempting stupid shit.

 

[bullus]

No pops, drops, or copters... just me.

'Just you' is exceptional

 

[Lmizzler]

Ill gif if you gif...

This goes off the rails in soooo many ways.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

This goes off the rails in soooo many ways.

oh, a gal can hope. Just how many ways I wonder.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

No pops, drops, or copters... just gorgeous.

FIFY. Thanks @AngelicaS1780

 

[LittleSwitchy]

If you are doing a headstand. How did you not get a bloody nose? I’m thinking the girls would have hit your face.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

If you are doing a headstand. How did you not get a bloody nose? I’m thinking the girls would have hit your face.

nah, I moved into position slowly. but that is why I almost passed out. my face is covered so I couldn't breathe.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Take em off! Take em off!

Show your butt! Show your butt!

So... I always wanted to know.. See that little hole in the flooring next to your heel?? If your heel was to land in that exact spot would you turn an ankle

These heels are not that small and the wood spot is not deep. But in general, if your heel is tiny enough and goes into a crack/ hole thats deep enough, just the right way, then yea it can probably happen.

No pops, drops, or copters... just me.

Lovely lady in such a fun set.

It looks like youre waiting for a helicopter too in that pose .

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

how do I not remember this?

There was a Chaos Christmas Sweater thread last December

 

[SixShooter14]

Ill gif if you gif...

Did someone order a helicopter???
Because fuck-it that's why... oh wait, wrong thread.

The heli

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

So random overshare about my problems today. I was in quite a bit of physical discomfort and nothing was helping, too much discomfort to actually focus on work. Finally decided to grab my husband's vape pen, and I feel better now, except I am too stoned to focus on work. I also ate an entire bag of dark sea salt chocolates. And half a block of pepper jack cheese. sigh. Hopefully my meeting in 5 minutes won't need me talking. I am thinking about making cookies though. or brownies. or oh cake. I should make cake.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

There was a Chaos Christmas Sweater thread last December

oh I had taken off for Christmas, that is why. I need to find that.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Did someone order a helicopter???
Because fuck-it that's why... oh wait, wrong thread.

The heli

nice. and right thread, both nudity and fucking work here.