Lord Pmann Wants to Discuss Orgasms

[Dribble]

Makes me hungry for a good pizza....

 

[Lord Pmann]

Makes me hungry for a good pizza....

Wrong. Pineapple should not make you think of pizza. You should think of a buttplug before pizza.

 

[Dribble]

Wrong. Pineapple should not make you think of pizza. You should think of a buttplug before pizza.

I don't know...my good friend Dances With Pineapple says nothing better for breakfast

 

[Lord Pmann]

I don't know...my good friend Dances With Pineapple says nothing better for breakfast

Well Dances With Vacuums and Watermelons disagrees.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Reading this thread has made me vow never to eat Pineapple again...

 

[Dribble]

Where's Trekka when you need her? She'd know.

 

[AmberLGreen]

You know, the Native Americans were always known for using ALL of the pineapple. When the white man discovered the pineapple, he would just drill a hole in it, fuck it and discard it, wastefully. But the Native Americans used every piece as you described. The men would fuck the delicious, fruity insides, whilst the women would use the core to fuck themselves, horrifically setting off their pH balance. They even removed the prickly outer skin of the pineapple to help create the first “ribbed for her pleasure” condoms. It was in beta stage and they quickly moved on to something else. Anything else.

Anyway, they were much more resourceful than the horny, wasteful white man.

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The leaves were used as cum rags

 

[AmberLGreen]

Reading this thread has made me vow never to eat Pineapple again...

After I have used the core, my juices would be flavoursome. So don’t worry, you can have all that delicious pineapple flavour without ever having to eat the fruit

 

[AmberLGreen]

A little bit of education from Oxford University Press

sitophilia​

describes sexual arousal involving food. It is arguably the most socially acceptable type of paraphilia. Within studies that address paraphilia more broadly, sitophilia has yet to receive sustained scholarly attention due to the lack of clarity as to whether it represents a deviant or a normal sex practice

Or from the Urban dictionary

jerp​

the act of having sex with fruits, vegetables, or small women that look like fruits or vegetables

I jerped all night long and im still lonely.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

After I have used the core, my juices would be flavoursome. So don’t worry, you can have all that delicious pineapple flavour without ever having to eat the fruit

But..but...eating the fruit now sounds so fun!

But I prefer calling it a peach rather than a pineapple.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Reading this thread has made me vow never to eat Pineapple again...

You’re gonna fuck it instead?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

You’re gonna fuck it instead?

Nah, I prefer to fuck vacuum cleaners and car exhausts.

 

[Trekka]

Where's Trekka when you need her? She'd know.

I'm needed?!
*swoons*
What are we discussing?
Graphs went to fruit, and I'm blonde, so, yanno, help a girl out.
Connect the dots for me, Dribs.
And bring the snaffle bits.

 

[mickyp123]

The leaves were used as cum rags

That goes back to when they would shag large Venus Fly Traps, apparently the plant would not release the cock until it's had enough.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Have you tried the Pineapple at the beginning of the day, also after giving it some thought, isn't a pineapple with core removed and mounted against a washing machine on full spin a male toy.

And the removed core could be the toy for the ladies. His and hers matching toy sets brought to you by Del Monte

Is this where I admit I just bought a pineapple corer?

 

[SassySheDevil]

Nah, I prefer to fuck vacuum cleaners and car exhausts.

Stay away from my truck!

I'm needed?!
*swoons*
What are we discussing?
Graphs went to fruit, and I'm blonde, so, yanno, help a girl out.
Connect the dots for me, Dribs.
And bring the snaffle bits.

I swear next month I'm going to bring my bridle so you can take a picture!! Saddle too?

 

[BongoGal]

Is this where I admit I just bought a pineapple corer?

Yikes! I just pictured a pineapple corer as the business part of a chastity belt.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Stay away from my truck!

I swear next month I'm going to bring my bridle so you can take a picture!! Saddle too?

I don't know... Your 4runner is a perfect lover.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I don't know... Your 4runner is a perfect lover.

I mean. I can agree with that.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I mean. I can agree with that.

You rub yourself over it, don't you? I knew it.

 

[mickyp123]

A little bit of education from Oxford University Press

sitophilia​

describes sexual arousal involving food. It is arguably the most socially acceptable type of paraphilia. Within studies that address paraphilia more broadly, sitophilia has yet to receive sustained scholarly attention due to the lack of clarity as to whether it represents a deviant or a normal sex practice

Or from the Urban dictionary

jerp​

the act of having sex with fruits, vegetables, or small women that look like fruits or vegetables

I jerped all night long and im still lonely.

Figging
Skinned ginger root inserted into the anus for punishment, also used on horses, so Donkey’s beware

 

[AmberLGreen]

Figging
Skinned ginger root inserted into the anus for punishment, also used on horses, so Donkey’s beware

You can also use radish or peeled garlic

We can make you hold your tail high and also stop the vampires biting your ass, Donkey

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

small women that look like fruits or vegetables

I need an example picture

 

[AmberLGreen]

I need an example picture

https://media.tenor.com/kn6OaUVdSwAAAAAM/squad-gang.gif

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

https://media.tenor.com/kn6OaUVdSwAAAAAM/squad-gang.gif

Im going to guess orgasms from these women would be plotted higher and longer than with real fruit.

For most of us. But maybe not OP of the thread from what ive heard through the grapevine?