Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

FYI...I screenshot some of my pics to get rid of the data.
I don't like taking selfie pictures, so I usually take a video then screenshot the frame that I like the best.

yeah I get it, not a hard and fast rule. just something that I think makes me look closer. we all do these things sometimes.
I put showing your face on the list, and I am very guilty of showing my face. it is an accumulation of those things though.
 
haha, thank you... made me a little nervous since I have a giant picture window in front of me and a sidewalk and city park across the street. I'm usually sitting down when I'm naked in front of that window.... but hey, that's part of the fun
I am firmly on team that just makes it more fun.
 
just gotta be VERY careful... I'm within sight of an elementary school and they use the park across the street for soccer practice.... so A LOT of little kids walk by, I'm really dreading the day I open my door naked and there's a class walking by. 😵
yeah guess I am spoiled. I just give the occasional delivery man an eye full. They are champs though. Never bat an eyelash no matter what crazy thing I am wearing or not. Really pros those ups, fedex, and amz guys.
 
yeah guess I am spoiled. I just give the occasional delivery man an eye full. They are champs though. Never bat an eyelash no matter what crazy thing I am wearing or not. Really pros those ups, fedex, and amz guys.
they are like... fucking crazy lady with her 60 boxes of diapers... but at least you can see her naked jiggling her boobs sometimes...
 
they are like... fucking crazy lady with her 60 boxes of diapers... but at least you can see her naked jiggling her boobs sometimes...
lol. pretty much. once one of my miscellaneous boxes of random S&S items arrived, opened. Nothing was missing, but there was this "realistic thrusting dildo" that I didn't order in the box. Checked my shipment, nothing was missing, just this was added. I like to think it was my UPS driver telling me to "get a fucking hobby and go fuck myself" in the most epic way possible.
 
Looks like I missed an interesting chat while I was full of Hydromorphone. It give lucid dreams and very real hallucinations.

Anyway, a pic of me doing the backstroke last summer. Totally not faked..

https://i.cbc.ca/1.6825580.1682689138!/fileImage/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/original_1180/iceberg.jpg

Ok. It's The "Dicky Berg" an iceberg off the coast of Newfoundland. The pic was taken by a guy from Dildo, Newfoundland (it's a real place; Google it)

Bit of a choad, no?

How much blue tape do we have? AFAF.
 
lol. pretty much. once one of my miscellaneous boxes of random S&S items arrived, opened. Nothing was missing, but there was this "realistic thrusting dildo" that I didn't order in the box. Checked my shipment, nothing was missing, just this was added. I like to think it was my UPS driver telling me to "get a fucking hobby and go fuck myself" in the most epic way possible.
Pics?
 
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