Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[MedicalMuse]

Morning Muse - can we get you coffee espresso cappuccino, latte or tea?

Espresso please

 

[Bry1313]

I ask them this question all the time.

You’ll never know.

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Espresso please

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Umm, it’s spelled “expresso.”

nope

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Espresso please

 

[MedicalMuse]

Umm, it’s spelled “expresso.”

You’re so pretty.

 

[MedicalMuse]

It’s spelled “petty”

Ima beat that sweet ass

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Ima beat that sweet ass

Ooh... may I watch?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Finnish yer cuppachina and bring it.

You asked for it

Ooh... may I watch?

Of course. I may need extra things to keep him occupied. Your chair should be right in front of him.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ima beat that sweet ass

I think most would like that coming from you

 

[Strixaluco]

Phew! It was short,just 45min. And then I forgot myself socialising with one neighbour for another 45min and now I've used my quota for some time!

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Phew! It was short,just 45min. And then I forgot myself socialising with one neighbour for another 45min and now I've used my quota for some time!

I know that feeling. Can you recharge for the rest of the day?

 

[Cindy027]

I consider my comprehension of the English language to be fairly good as it’s very close to being a first language to me. When I look through the jokes thread there are some jokes that I just don’t get, it can’t be because they aren’t any good because people give them “ha ha” emojis. Then my inglish most be pourly

 

[Strixaluco]

I know that feeling. Can you recharge for the rest of the day?

Nope. It's almost 8pm and I haven't eaten, or made, dinner yet. Also need to pack for the morning (need to get in the office for once) and bake my colleagues a cake.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Nope. It's almost 8pm and I haven't eaten, or made, dinner yet. Also need to pack for the morning (need to get in the office for once) and bake my colleagues a cake.

Well I'll send a hug as there's not much else I can do to help
I do hope that your hard work and effort pay off so you can take it easier tomorrow after work

 

[Cindy027]

Nope. It's almost 8pm and I haven't eaten, or made, dinner yet. Also need to pack for the morning (need to get in the office for once) and bake my colleagues a cake.

Shouldn’t that be 7pm or am I seriously going mad wrt time?

 

[SiFi]

I consider my comprehension of the English language to be fairly good as it’s very close to being a first language to me. When I look through the jokes thread there are some jokes that I just don’t get, it can’t be because they aren’t any good because people give them “ha ha” emojis. Then my inglish most be pourly

I wouldn't worry there are many native English speakers who struggle with basics.
I saw one earlier on (anti) social media who spelled St. George with an i in the middle.
I fink ur inglush are gud enuff.

 

[Trubbycat]

I consider my comprehension of the English language to be fairly good as it’s very close to being a first language to me. When I look through the jokes thread there are some jokes that I just don’t get, it can’t be because they aren’t any good because people give them “ha ha” emojis. Then my inglish most be pourly

Sometimes jokes have a cultural thing that can be unfamiliar, or puns can throw non-native speakers off too.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I consider my comprehension of the English language to be fairly good as it’s very close to being a first language to me. When I look through the jokes thread there are some jokes that I just don’t get, it can’t be because they aren’t any good because people give them “ha ha” emojis. Then my inglish most be pourly

Nah, we were just discussing this concept. Many countries expose children to English at a young age. The foreign folks I meet online often have perfect English. However, it is formal. When we speak, much of what we say is informal, slang, and jargon. Exposure to how we speak only happens around people in their environment. Then coupled with some jokes do have culture references, double entendres relating to slang etc. Jokes are probably the most difficult concepts to share across languages, at least to me.

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

I know that feeling. Can you recharge for the rest of the day?

Me too. I did not realize how energetic I was yesterday being around so many people. Today need to chill and relax to recharge.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Me too. I did not realize how energetic I was yesterday being around so many people. Today need to chill and relax to recharge.

I hope you manage to

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Let's switch to tea, at least for today. I should start detoxing from caffeine for this week


Gladly, yes . For now. I'm putting all my effort into working as a freelance. Having an asshole as a boss sucks

Yep. Don’t take any shit from twatwaffle bosses

 

[Dubinsky]

First day back at work after a week off? EVERYONE is a twatwaffle.

 

[Strixaluco]

Well I'll send a hug as there's not much else I can do to help
I do hope that your hard work and effort pay off so you can take it easier tomorrow after work

Tomorrow twice to downtown... First got to get to the office for a change, then get mom her keys back and to the munch & date... No rest for the wicked!

Shouldn’t that be 7pm or am I seriously going mad wrt time?

It was almost 8 pm. I wasn't back from the meeting at 7pm.

 

[peekingone]

Yep. Don’t take any shit from twatwaffle bosses

LMAO @ twatwaffle that seems like it would be delicious lol.