Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

I mean maybe but @Paul_Chance is pretty strong so...
It's chaos Nebs you can't leave cake lying around🤣
Poor Paul won’t see me coming with that needle filled with horse tranq.

“I don’t mind that you ate my cake Paul darling. Would you like some milk to go with it?” Whips out titties and mutters to self, “say goodnight Paul (not a) Chance”.
Muahahahahaha
 
Then someone will end up in a van, that is destined for “the movies.”
Nebbles, Nebbles...I'm not throwing someone in the back of my van, going on a roadtrip, getting my van all wet on the inside in the process, dragging said someone out kicking, screaming, and bleeding everywhere, eating him, disposing of the remains, driving all the way back home, then having to clean myself and the van thoroughly enough to eat off of...all because he stole a piece of cake.

...I have more :D
 
Wait - I was just thinking about it
-lured into the van with the promise of cake (check)
-and going to see the movies (check)
-only to encounter naked tits (check)
-and horse tranquilizer (check)

I think I've already dated @PlanetaryNebula when I was a teenager!
Well let’s remember the facts.
You dressed up as me in order to steal my cake. Which forced me to lull you into a false sense of security with titties, thereby allowing me to tranq you and throw you in the van for a trip to the movies…
 
Nebbles, Nebbles...I'm not throwing someone in the back of my van, going on a roadtrip, getting my van all wet on the inside in the process, dragging said someone out kicking, screaming, and bleeding everywhere, eating him, disposing of the remains, driving all the way back home, then having to clean myself and the van thoroughly enough to eat off of...all because he stole a piece of cake.

...I have more :D
Oh! Cool. It wasn’t the last piece? Stand down. Stand down everyone!
 
Nebbles, Nebbles...I'm not throwing someone in the back of my van, going on a roadtrip, getting my van all wet on the inside in the process, dragging said someone out kicking, screaming, and bleeding everywhere, eating him, disposing of the remains, driving all the way back home, then having to clean myself and the van thoroughly enough to eat off of...all because he stole a piece of cake.

...I have more :D
"He says he's going to eat me."
<----giggling under the influence of the horse tranq
 
LOL - whew, it's a good thing we're standing down because that had me doing the crazy neighbor laugh. (Where I am sitting in my place laughing my ass off and the neighbors can hear me - and know I live alone.)
Well, if you see them looking out their windows, that is a good time to loudly declare “what the hell am I talking about???” In your best angry and accusatory tone. 🤣🤣🤣🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
 
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