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So I heard from a female friend of mine who had a date on her birthday on Friday. It was a third date with a guy she likes, but she was still a bit hesitant about having sex. (She was raped by a Tinder date about a year ago.)

So things proceeded well. She sucked him off and he came on her tits. Around this time, she was finally feeling like she wanted to fuck this guy. . . .

. . . and then, he whipped out his cock! By her estimation, it was at least eight inches long and almost as thick as a can of White Claw. 😯 That made her pussy clench a bit!

So he's packing a salami in his pants, and she hasn't had sex in over a year, so she's pretty tight. Question for the ladies: On a scale of 1 to 10, how badly would this hurt for you?

Wait. Whoah.

She sucked him off until he came.

THEN she realized he was hung like Andre the Giant?

Something doesn't compute there.
 
So things proceeded well. She sucked him off and he came on her tits. Around this time, she was finally feeling like she wanted to fuck this guy. . . .

. . . and then, he whipped out his cock! By her estimation, it was at least eight inches long and almost as thick as a can of White Claw. 😯
Slightly confused here, how did she suck him off without him 'whipping it' out first and seeing the size then ?
Also impressed by his recovery time ... 🤔
 
Wait. Whoah.

She sucked him off until he came.

THEN she realized he was hung like Andre the Giant?

Something doesn't compute there.
I'm not totally remembering what she told me. Errors were likely. I kept trying to piece together the sequence of events, and I'm still confused on that.
 
So I heard from a female friend of mine who had a date on her birthday on Friday. It was a third date with a guy she likes, but she was still a bit hesitant about having sex. (She was raped by a Tinder date about a year ago.)

So things proceeded well. She sucked him off and he came on her tits. Around this time, she was finally feeling like she wanted to fuck this guy. . . .

. . . and then, he whipped out his cock! By her estimation, it was at least eight inches long and almost as thick as a can of White Claw. 😯 That made her pussy clench a bit!

So he's packing a salami in his pants, and she hasn't had sex in over a year, so she's pretty tight. Question for the ladies: On a scale of 1 to 10, how badly would this hurt for you?
yeah, I am confused, but I think the blow job would be way more uncomfortable actually. jaw only stretches so far, and can hold a full open so long. The vagina is just foreplay if needed.
 
The mental anguish after an assault would be way worse than any physical pain could be.
I was wondering about that, but as curious/nosy as I am, I do not ask women about their experiences with rape and sexual assault. I know it's painful. I'm a male and therefore cannot understand the emotional and spiritual pain of that, but I would never ask a woman to mentally relive that.
 
I'm not totally remembering what she told me. Errors were likely. I kept trying to piece together the sequence of events, and I'm still confused on that.
ok for science. I googled white claw, can looks to be about the circumference of a red bull can. I checked and my teeth can not clear a red bull can. That would be a very rough blow job. At the same time, the can size causes no concern for my vagina. I'd probably decline anal, but I can safely say if you can get it in your mouth, the vajayjay can handle it.
 
ok for science. I googled white claw, can looks to be about the circumference of a red bull can. I checked and my teeth can not clear a red bull can. That would be a very rough blow job. At the same time, the can size causes no concern for my vagina. I'd probably decline anal, but I can safely say if you can get it in your mouth, the vajayjay can handle it.
And there we come back to the point that how come was she surprised about the size AFTER the bj?
 
So is she wondering about the physical pain after a year? Or are you posing the question imagining that she is right now?
She's wondering about the physical pain, but I'm also trying to imagine what that would feel like. That's going to hurt, but I'm wondering how much. I tried telling her to get some lube. . . .
 
She's wondering about the physical pain, but I'm also trying to imagine what that would feel like. That's going to hurt, but I'm wondering how much. I tried telling her to get some lube. . . .
might be wise, might be unnecessary. that is a more personal thing, but I'd think foreplay would be enough unless she is older. I have heard after menopause things get drier 🤷‍♀️
 
I'd actually recommend giving her first so many powerful orgasms that she's delirious with pleasure, and absolutely soaking wet. Not fighting back because of being delirious, all relaxed.
 
I'd actually recommend giving her first so many powerful orgasms that she's delirious with pleasure, and absolutely soaking wet. Not fighting back because of being delirious, all relaxed.
That was Chapter 2. He started getting a migraine, so no penetration happened, and he didn't get a chance to pleasure her. She's sexually frustrated, poor woman. 😟
 
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