Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[jason28053]

What can I say? I'm greedy, asshole

fify

 

[default24]

What can I say? I'm greedy.

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[Trubbycat]

I agree with this statement hole(heh)-heartedly. Protip: Use monochrome or black and white mode on your phone. It makes things prettier. And can I tell you a secret? I've got vitiligo and that fucking thing happened to manifest back there. Although, it was kind of like a free half-bleaching so I guess that's a win?

Ummm... how did you learn you have a vitiligo (vitiligic?) asshole...? I'm sure we all want to know.

 

[HarryHill]

I never blink

It's the spoon.

OK! I changed my title, check it out
It's almost fitting!

Assholes are the stones that hold this place together.

Actually, I planned for the poof. No really.

The idea was to get the judges to put their like emoji on the entry, after that, poof was fine. If they missed it, then the entry would have been missed.

I know how people are. Shy little devils. Well, I am too, so there. No one has seen my hog hereabouts. I think.

All I'm saying is pick a drop time for the entries and a time limit for inspection. ^^
Yeah, I'm shy about posting bendo too.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Validates that with a lil smack on the ass

A little to the right...

Then slide it in...

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

fify

Did you just call me an asshole?!

 

[FranklyFrank]

A little to the right...

Then slide it in...

Smirks and knows just where to put it...

 

[default24]

Ummm... how did you learn you have a vitiligo (vitiligic?) asshole...? I'm sure we all want to know.

Do you not stare at your balloon knot for a minimum of 15 minutes a day? I thought that was normal? I've been drinking a bit and this is making me wonder if I over-shared

 

[Trubbycat]

A little to the right...

Then slide it in...

Me next...?

 

[jason28053]

Did you just call me an asshole?!

Notice the word a was missing. I should have probably added a coma before the word asshole

 

[default24]

Me next...?

I call thirds

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

@HarryHill You get my sense of humor - Thanks!

 

[Photog1rl]

I am just putting this out there...
I FUCKING LOVE CHAOS!!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I am just putting this out there...
I FUCKING LOVE CHAOS!!!!

It loves you back

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Smirks and knows just where to put it...

Just checking the oil?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

How did you get to see it????? I've pining to see it for months, maybe even years now! I even showed mine! My most private of holes!

I have special clearance. I showed her mine (don’t worry you saw the same pic) and she owed me a butthole debt

 

[FranklyFrank]

Just checking the oil?

Topping off the tank

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Notice the word a was missing. I should have probably added a coma before the word asshole

You asshole

 

[Photog1rl]

@Indiesoul check your PM's!!!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Me next...?

I call thirds

How about we just do this at once?

 

[crazychemgirl]

How about we just do this at once?

Are we talking orgies again?

 

[crazychemgirl]

@Indiesoul check your PM's!!!

We need a group sexy pics PM thread

 

[jason28053]

You asshole

You are what you eat?

Are we talking orgies again?

if it’s Indie, it’s butt stuff

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I am just putting this out there...
I FUCKING LOVE CHAOS!!!!

We love you, sex kitten!

 

[FranklyFrank]

How about we just do this at once?

Someday, people will look back and remember....this is how the Asshole Chronicles began....