Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

I assume you were getting some
Just cos I’m not getting any doesn’t mean everyone else shouldn’t 😘🤣
I was
Early mornings are usually the best before brain engages with other distractions but sometimes other urgencies align with noone else at home.
 
I wish I had the supportive network you ladies on here have. You excel at lavishing well deserved praise on each other and boosting each other's confidence. It truly is a beautiful thing to see in a cynical world these days.
You seem like a good dude on here Sherlockian. Don’t be afraid to just be you. Whatever form that takes on here. This place definitely brings out a different side of me than normal life. So don’t be afraid to let yours out either.
And I’m with @OrdinaryPerson the poems are always entertaining.
And a know a couple handfuls of women on here that like the brains couple with the bodies. So don’t be afraid to show both of yours.
 
Bloke has brought me 2 iced coffees, a sandwich, and a fruit platter so far. Pool side chilling is going well.
Is he:
a. A really nice guy
b. Got something to say
c. Purchased something
d. Wanting sex pretty soon.
I’m not ruling out all 4 things!
 
Apparently kneeling in front of him naked while he’s showering doesn’t work either. I think mines broken 🤣
This put some very naughty thoughts in my mind. 🥵 And also made me feel bad for you at the same time. 😢 He might be broken indeed.
 
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