Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[PlanetaryNebula]

I made some baked potatoes. Eating them now.

1)im glad to hear you are eating
2) I fucken love potatoes

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I used to do this in my 20s when I had guests stop by unexpectedly and a sink full of dirty dishes... into the oven they went!


I can't tell you how many times it took of me preheating the oven with dirty dishes in it before I stopped

Omg. I never thought of that!! I can hide shit in the oven! I never use it so…

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Your not allowed to use the oven? I guess its possible. My wife burns water on the stove. (She never learned to cook)

Me neither

 

[Trubbycat]

1)im glad to hear you are eating
2) I fucken love potatoes

I read that as I love fucken potatoes.

Take it to FetLife, sweetheart…

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

This is me in the kitchen

Hey...I didn't give that back to you!

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[AngelicaS1780]

You can ask me whatever you want!
And tbh I’m allowed to use the oven for the most part, I just don’t understand the fucking thing. And sometimes people store pans in there and I guess you are supposed to look for them before you start preheating?

I shouldn't laugh... one night, many moons ago, we were feeling lazy and, instead of putting the empty pizza box in a trash bag and taking it out to the trash can, put it in the oven so the cat wouldn't get into it. Remembered it was in there the next day when I noticed the smell of something burning after preheating the oven for that night's dinner.

 

[rjr_1954]

I married into a food family. They take it VERY seriously. After 30 years together I still get nervous cooking dinner for her.

Piece of cake!!! You eat that while your cooking!

 

[Mrtenant]

I did the grilling last night. Today I worked until 8pm, .....welll, messed about on Lit and worked ...and some spaghetti

 

[VoraciousValue]

And I'm jealous I love breakfast for dinner

Dr. VV says: Remember, breakfast is the most important meal of the morning.

 

[shenglung]

Hey...I didn't give that back to you!

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*Steals it from both of you and runs away*

 

[Mrtenant]

1)im glad to hear you are eating
2) I fucken love potatoes

Seems like this should be a joke or something?

 

[BrendaBear]

This is me in the kitchen

C’mon… that is you anyplace!

 

[rjr_1954]

Me neither

She was a fabulous RN.
And she knew to marry guy who could cook

 

[Trubbycat]

I shouldn't laugh... one night, many moons ago, we were feeling lazy and, instead of putting the empty pizza box in a trash bag and taking it out to the trash can, put it in the oven so the cat wouldn't get into it. Remembered it was in there the next day when I noticed the smell of something burning after preheating the oven for that night's dinner.

My wife hid our daughter’s Easter candy in the stove for similar reasons… guess what happened…

 

[HarryHill]

Seems like this should be a joke or something?

When I told the preacher the pickled quail eggs were fuckin hot, there was no laughter.

 

[BrendaBear]

Dr. VV says: Remember, breakfast is the most important meal of the morning.

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Which one? First breakfast or second breakfast?

Years ago I saw one of the lord of the rings movies and absolutely the only thing I remembered about it was someone complaining about second breakfast being skipped. I thought that was brilliant, and the rest was boring beyond belief to me.

 

[Trubbycat]

Which one? First breakfast or second breakfast?

Years ago I saw one of the lord of the rings movies and absolutely the only thing I remembered about it was someone complaining about second breakfast being skipped. I thought that was brilliant, and the rest was boring beyond belief to me.

Oh please god no lord of the rings thread
(Runs out screaming)

 

[shenglung]

Which one? First breakfast or second breakfast?

Years ago I saw one of the lord of the rings movies and absolutely the only thing I remembered about it was someone complaining about second breakfast being skipped. I thought that was brilliant, and the rest was boring beyond belief to me.

 

[Polranny]

I shouldn't laugh... one night, many moons ago, we were feeling lazy and, instead of putting the empty pizza box in a trash bag and taking it out to the trash can, put it in the oven so the cat wouldn't get into it. Remembered it was in there the next day when I noticed the smell of something burning after preheating the oven for that night's dinner.

A couple of months ago i over cooked some sausages in the oven and gave them to my dog.. Now he watches the oven like its a TV, if anything starts burning he tells me

 

[HeavyBalls]

Dr. VV says: Remember, breakfast is the most important meal of the morning.

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I prefer a good bowl of chili.

 

[Mrtenant]

Oh please god no lord of the rings thread
(Runs out screaming)

I made a LOTR thread.....why? What?

https://forum.literotica.com/threads/lotr-sex-sexual-innuedos-and-romance.1568910/

 

[rjr_1954]

My wife hid our daughter’s Easter candy in the stove for similar reasons… guess what happened…

Ohhh! I'd sell my soul for jelly beans just about now!

 

[Trubbycat]

Ohhh! I'd sell my soul for jelly beans just about now!

Imagine a baking sheet of congealed chocolate… at least it smelled good.

 

[VoraciousValue]

I prefer a good bowl of chili.

Also very good almost anytime.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Hey...I didn't give that back to you!

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This is MINE. I took it back while you were making pancakes