Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[missswannie]

Blokes have an amazing capacity to filter.
Labour pains in the night, spring into action. Baby hungry in the night, never heard it. Wet diaper, on it. Crappy diaper, out fixing the reticulation, no idea. Car out the front when kid on a date, distance to target 35 meters, 6'2" dark hair, rego number memorised, time of entry into the house to the second, without leaving bed. Mass number of girls getting ready to go out, workshop or music room for hours. Mumble in your sleep that you are horny, he's good to go instantly.

 

[Trubbycat]

Blokes have an amazing capacity to filter.
Labour pains in the night, spring into action. Baby hungry in the night, never heard it. Wet diaper, on it. Crappy diaper, out fixing the reticulation, no idea. Car out the front when kid on a date, distance to target 35 meters, 6'2" dark hair, rego number memorised, time of entry into the house to the second, without leaving bed. Mass number of girls getting ready to go out, workshop or music room for hours. Mumble in your sleep that you are horny, he's good to go instantly.

I took care of my daughter's diaper regularly. Usually.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Blokes have an amazing capacity to filter.
Labour pains in the night, spring into action. Baby hungry in the night, never heard it. Wet diaper, on it. Crappy diaper, out fixing the reticulation, no idea. Car out the front when kid on a date, distance to target 35 meters, 6'2" dark hair, rego number memorised, time of entry into the house to the second, without leaving bed. Mass number of girls getting ready to go out, workshop or music room for hours. Mumble in your sleep that you are horny, he's good to go instantly.

Yeah you know and as a muh fucker once said if you with me mama rub on your tits.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Just so you know, I’m bringing a crop and a couple of paddles with me.

Paddles and and a crop? For a little angel like me?

 

[draconus_infernus]

Paddles and and a crop? For a little angel like me?

Gotta have some variety. Paddles, crop, bare hand… plenty of options.

 

[Trubbycat]

Gotta have some variety. Paddles, crop, bare hand… plenty of options.

No belt...?

 

[draconus_infernus]

No belt...?

No belt. Bad memories of my dad when he was drugged out.

 

[Trubbycat]

No belt...?

Would never hurt you, Nebs. Just offering options.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

No belt...?

Trubby!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Would never hurt you, Nebs. Just offering options.

Fair enough

 

[Trubbycat]

Trubby!

I would never hurt you, sweetie.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I would never hurt you, sweetie.

I’m not really worried about it

 

[Trubbycat]

I would never hurt you, sweetie.

Truth be told, I can barely spank anybody. I'm really a softie.

 

[rjr_1954]

I took care of my daughter's diaper regularly. Usually.

Never got the chance.

 

[Trubbycat]

Never got the chance.

It's an obligation. You made the kid, clean up after it. The wife does 90 percent of the work.

 

[rjr_1954]

It's an obligation. You made the kid, clean up after it. The wife does 90 percent of the work.

I was born sterile, no children!

 

[LupineOne]

Truth be told, I can barely spank anybody. I'm really a softie.

Gotchu covered, Trubby

 

[Deadbed1968]

It's an obligation. You made the kid, clean up after it. The wife does 90 percent of the work.

I never passed diaper duty off to my wife. I took care of the diaper genie too. Mom definitely does the lions share of the work!

 

[missswannie]

Ah Blackadder...
“It is said Percy, that civilised man seeks out good and intelligent company so that through learned discourse he may rise above the savage and be closer to God.”
“Yes I've heard that.”
“Personally however, I like to start the day with a total dickhead to remind me I'm best.”

 

[shenglung]

Ah Blackadder...
“It is said Percy, that civilised man seeks out good and intelligent company so that through learned discourse he may rise above the savage and be closer to God.”
“Yes I've heard that.”
“Personally however, I like to start the day with a total dickhead to remind me I'm best.”

Used to love that show lol

 

[missswannie]

New toys in the post. Will have to save these for later.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

New toys in the post. Will have to save these for later.

Ok, I'll bite. What, exactly are they?

 

[rjr_1954]

Ok, I'll bite. What, exactly are they?

Maybe Ben wah balls?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Ok, I'll bite. What, exactly are they?

So you arrrrrrre still awake.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

So you arrrrrrre still awake.

About to head down for my evening weed.