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I can only imagine what kind of silly things they think about us
oh it is so horrid it is great. The guy seems to think Jim Carey roles are the best example of American men, loves Jim Carey. Advises against looking at or speaking to American women so you don't fuck up, but has a whole list of rules including where to look and counting of seconds if you are brave enough, special elevator rules, and showed us how to identify drag queens by their exaggerated femininity and fan dances I think. But they also covered how to use toilet paper so there are more than enough laughs to go around.

eta, the infographs are always dudes in turbans interacting with dudes in man buns too. bet they are shocked about our lack of man buns when they come and visit.
 
oh it is so horrid it is great. The guy seems to think Jim Carey roles are the best example of American men, loves Jim Carey. Advises against looking at or speaking to American women so you don't fuck up, but has a whole list of rules including where to look and counting of seconds if you are brave enough, special elevator rules, and showed us how to identify drag queens by their exaggerated femininity and fan dances I think. But they also covered how to use toilet paper so there are more than enough laughs to go around.

eta, the infographs are always dudes in turbans interacting with dudes in man buns too. bet they are shocked about our lack of man buns when they come and visit.
Wow, that's a lot, lol. They must have picked those talking points up from the internet. We all know everything on the internet is true!

I mean, thank GOD we're not all like Jim Carrey, holy hell! Could you imagine?
 
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