Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[TANSTAAFL58]

Now I am wondering if anyone's ever made any (adult) toys out of Legos.

Uh, in the 60s for the first time thankyou very much.

https://i.imgur.com/ZAnNuKV.jpg

 

[Dionysian Beast]

Ive been to legoland a few times. Looked in the stores. Have not seen such a thing.

I'm not exactly surprised. Imagine the conversations.
"Hey mommy, what is THAT? I think it's a new Star Wars Lego."

 

[hotoldrguy]

https://imgix.ranker.com/user_node_img/50055/1001080107/original/giant-dong-photo-u1?auto=format&q=60&fit=crop&fm=pjpg&dpr=2&w=650

 

[Dionysian Beast]

https://imgix.ranker.com/user_node_img/50055/1001080107/original/giant-dong-photo-u1?auto=format&q=60&fit=crop&fm=pjpg&dpr=2&w=650

A trip to ER is guaranteed.

 

[Lindi37]

As a wise man once said, nothing ever accidentally winds up in your ass...

View attachment 2210548

 

[pantyboidoe]

As a wise man once said, nothing ever accidentally winds up in your ass...

almost lost track of a vibrator once - have resolved since to always always use something a bit bigger (girth-ier?)

 

[pantyboidoe]

ANYONE who has ever worked in the ER will tell you that everyone says "I fell on it" every single time.

Hah. Pretty sure I'd have been WAY too embarrassed to come up with a lie if I had had to go to the emergency room in order to get that vibrator out.

 

[hotcpu]

Where I went back to.

I'm so jealous ...

Where you would have stayed this morning had I been there.

And is the idea there would not be sleeping involved ...??

nice, ceiling fan shot?

I don't know how you got this picture but daaaam. Love the angle.

Yep, the blades make for a very good tripods as long as you don't bump them after you set the timer. And thank you ladies both!

 

[AngelicaS1780]

That is a very erotic and alluring picture!

Thank you, C. I'm pleased that you like it. You've taken some erotic and alluring B&W photos yourself. You should share a few here.

 

[drobert44]

Thank you, C. I'm pleased that you like it. You've taken some erotic and alluring B&W photos yourself. You should share a few here.

I have some B&W photos, not so sexy tho........



https://i.imgur.com/Cm6FY4w.jpg

A cute girl I picked up on Carmel Beach............1972

 

[Recooter]

This has always been one of my favorite black and whites. With a little color.

One of my favorites now!

 

[drobert44]

One of my favorites now!

I can do cultural BW pics....

 

[Recooter]

I’m pretty sure most of*you have seen this already, but it’s the only black n white I have…
View attachment 2210018

I haven't seen it, and it is a sweet picture.

 

[drobert44]

I haven't seen it, and it is a sweet picture.

Nebs is so hot!

 

[drobert44]

Famous cypress tree...


https://i.imgur.com/WkIW3pa.jpg

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I have some B&W photos, not so sexy tho........



https://i.imgur.com/Cm6FY4w.jpg

A cute girl I picked up on Carmel Beach............1972

Dude thats my mom. I never met my dad.

 

[Saltfountain]

That’s Morse code…I’m using what MrT taught me

He taught me to pity da fool

Sucka

 

[Photog1rl]

Uh, in the 60s for the first time thankyou very much.

https://i.imgur.com/ZAnNuKV.jpg

But what fun times you had with that stick

 

[Photog1rl]

Dude thats my mom. I never met my dad.

Well that explains so much!

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Well that explains so much!

Kidding my dad is b-level famous

 

[Photog1rl]

Kidding my dad is b-level famous

Are you implying @drobert44 isn’t b level famous?

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Are you implying @drobert44 isn’t b level famous?

I have not put that much thought into Dr Robert honestly. I am sure he is famous as fuck.

 

[209WestCoast]

Funny as fuk..

 

[Saltfountain]

https://imgur.com/a/tyfAUhM

 

[Lindi37]

https://imgur.com/a/tyfAUhM

This B&W theme is great!