Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Yes… but the question is, if he stood in front of you would he have enough self control to be able to look into your pretty eyes while you talk?

well I'd hope he'd be staring at my tits. Men seem to find me a lot more exciting and interesting and overall impressive when they are starting at my tits. #boobmagic

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

We call them slam pieces or side pieces. Those who like to involve themselves in the occasional bang sesh with a muh fucker.

See? This is why you need to write a book.

 

[BrendaBear]

well I'd hope he'd be staring at my tits. Men seem to find me a lot more exciting and interesting and overall impressive when they are starting at my tits. #boobmagic

I was thinking that would be more likely.

 

[Trubbycat]

and yet, you still talk to me when you see me around.

are you a skank? I think not.

 

[Mr_Soup]

Spoiler alert! YESSSSSS he does!

Bb King named his guitar Lucille

Well now I just feel unoriginal.

Hi! Long time no see… and in your absence we’ve decided to not talk about Star Trek…
#themoreyouknow #wewillhearthescreamsfromhere

Good. Best we not talk about Star Trek lest I decide to erase it too. But not Wrath Of Kahn. Wrath Of Kahn may stay.

 

[Trubbycat]

Well now I just feel unoriginal.



Good. Best we not talk about Star Trek lest I decide to erase it too. But not Wrath Of Kahn. Wrath Of Kahn may stay.

You may erase Voyager and Enterprise, but touch DS9 and you’re a dead deity.

 

[rjr_1954]

well I'd hope he'd be staring at my tits. Men seem to find me a lot more exciting and interesting and overall impressive when they are starting at my tits. #boobmagic

Is there something wrong with that? We are driven by lust!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Is there something wrong with that? We are driven by lust!

nope, that is where half the magic happens.

 

[Codeman93]

Chicks out dicks out…. Wait did I say that out loud

 

[HeavyBalls]

Hi, I'm the Beast, I'm mad as HELL but I still love Boobs!

 

[Trubbycat]

Chicks out dicks out…. Wait did I say that out loud

I thought you said chicks with dicks…?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Hi, I'm the Beast, I'm mad as HELL but I still love Boobs!

what has you so mad today.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

well I'd hope he'd be staring at my tits. Men seem to find me a lot more exciting and interesting and overall impressive when they are starting at my tits. #boobmagic

I’m thinking it’s the hypnoboobs.

 

[HeavyBalls]

what has you so mad today.

Work BS.

 

[cascadiabound]

A gentleman would...

A Gentleman and a Beast.
This is why we love you HB

 

[HeavyBalls]

I’m thinking it’s the hypnoboobs.

All Glory to the HYPNOBOOBS!

https://c.tenor.com/r5FOkTjCCfMAAAAC/hypnotoad-futurama.gif

 

[Lindi37]

All Glory to the HYPNOBOOBS!

https://c.tenor.com/r5FOkTjCCfMAAAAC/hypnotoad-futurama.gif

Technically strictly dicky yet even I am not immune to their power

 

[LupineOne]

Oof. Done. Almost 11 hours. Now the drive.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I’ve been a very busy wolf. I’m exhausted.

No. It’ll probably be an hour and a half yet with work and these roads.
I’ll be having a drink too

What about now, are you home now???

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

he doesn't

Thank fuck

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Well now I just feel unoriginal.



Good. Best we not talk about Star Trek lest I decide to erase it too. But not Wrath Of Kahn. Wrath Of Kahn may stay.

Don’t feel unoriginal!! It’s a great name soupy. Great people named their shit Lucille. Therefore you are …. Great!

 

[Azuldrgon]

Hello all.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Don’t feel unoriginal!! It’s a great name soupy. Great people named their shit Lucille. Therefore you are …. Great!

I named my first car Lucille.
It was a 1970 Oldsmobile Cutlass and it wnt out at the weirdest times.
I always thought about the Kenny Rogers song every time it happened.
(I owned the car in the mid-90's. I'm not that old)

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Commence primary ignition.


Yeah I'm still fuckin' MAD!

Don’t you have any 1/4 sticks you can set off to blow off steam?

 

[Photog1rl]

My absolute favorite

You’re like an onion code. There are just so many layers to you