Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[draconus_infernus]

When due? I’ve been at my daughter’s baby shower all afternoon. I’m exhausted. Due in a month. I just want to get her there. She’s so tired it’s rubbing off on me

Alas, grandparenthood is something I will never experience, never having become a father. I just spoil my friends’ grandkids instead.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

My leg day contribution. Ignore the missing closet door (I said I would fix it; she doesn't have to remind me every six months):

Rated PG13

Rated NC17

Rated R for graphic nudity (dick pic)

I like the escalation to graphic nudity....I have that on my schedule for tomorrow.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I like the escalation to graphic nudity....I have that on my schedule for tomorrow.

Thank you Justa.

Stripping tomorrow? That could be a real challenge. Music, Lighting, Costumes, water features, tipping

 

[SnowboardPeople]

Here is my contribution for the beard pic. It’s so difficult to not show the nose hair

*poof*

 

[LittleSwitchy]

haha I've accepted that if I step away, I will miss most of the pics. Had my sons baby shower yesterday so I have a lot of clean up today.

Congrats on the soon to be grandchild. Hope you aren’t to worn out from yesterday

 

[BrendaBear]

My damned lake is frozen, had to bike...

you rode your bike on the frozen lake?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Alas, grandparenthood is something I will never experience, never having become a father. I just spoil my friends’ grandkids instead.

Aww. That’s good enough. I adopt all kinds of people. I have a whole host of younger siblings that are non-bio.

 

[MedicalMuse]

congrats to you too? you going to be the free babysitter?

Nope. My kid has it covered lol. She’s always been a good little motherer. Drives her brothers crazy.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Congrats to the soon to be GILFs
“ Sassy, Muse”
“ hides before I get hit”

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Maybe a slow song to strip to?

https://imgur.com/WjFNbDp

 

[draconus_infernus]

Aww. That’s good enough. I adopt all kinds of people. I have a whole host of younger siblings that are non-bio.

We had wanted kids, but it wasn’t in the cards. Besides, I helped my sister with her three after her husband passed away. They’re all grown up now, and I’ll probably see their kids as my grandkids.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Ok. Kidding around aside.
Congrats Muse, Sassy on soon to be grandchildren.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Recently shaved or trimmed most of beard off. Old photo ok?

Nnoooooooo
WHY????
Why did you shave?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Thank you Justa.

Stripping tomorrow? That could be a real challenge. Music, Lighting, Costumes, water features, tipping

not that complex lol. closer to you today.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Here is my contribution for the beard pic. It’s so difficult to not show the nose hair

I like it, and yeah angles can be tricky for so many reasons lol.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Nnoooooooo
WHY????
Why did you shave?

I just trim it short every few weeks. Reconsidered dont want to post old photos anyways.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I just trim it short every few weeks. Reconsidered dont want to post old photos anyways.

current one works too.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

current one works too.

I did those yesterday when I was kinda drunk. Ate too much ziti with my wine tonight. So no way.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Also is Skype down? I signed out earlier and now cant get back in.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

well I will toss in one more image of legs with the stripper shoes forged in the depths of Hell by Satan himself worn this morning, but actually in a standing position.


https://i.imgur.com/cYmo2YAl.jpg

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

When due? I’ve been at my daughter’s baby shower all afternoon. I’m exhausted. Due in a month. I just want to get her there. She’s so tired it’s rubbing off on me

I can’t believe you have a daughter old enough to have a baby!!!!
Mini Musey!!!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Also is Skype down? I signed out earlier and now cant get back in.

They saw you coming so the shut down the servers

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Also is Skype down? I signed out earlier and now cant get back in.

my skype seems normal but I never sign out. lol

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Okay, way behind today. First, a few beard shots.

Civilized Human:

https://i.imgur.com/D7ufjK8.jpg

A bit unkempt:

https://i.imgur.com/jzhNpFn.jpg


Apprentice Santa:

https://i.imgur.com/ETTm235.jpg

Too cool for the room:

https://i.imgur.com/xzB9pXu.jpg

I think you’re a handsome Tan

 

[shenglung]

my skype seems normal but I never sign out. lol

Ditto though the other day it failed to give me a message alert till like 12 hours after it was sent