Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Trubbycat]

excellent, It is one of the many phases I wish would catch on.

As soon as I am out of Facebook jail I will spread it to the world. Would you like attribution?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

How exactly does getting naked get rid of my stresslt is not working

well sometimes just getting naked isn't enough to relieve stress, but it is where it begins.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

As soon as I am out of Facebook jail I will spread it to the world. Would you like attribution?

what dumbass meme did you share? or was it political whining?

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Angelica, you have a real sincere way of making people feel good about themselves. I want you to know that is very much appreciated.

Thank you so much, Shenanigans. That is absolutely lovely of you to say. My favorite AmPics threads have always been those that encourage more widespread participation and a sense of fun and camaraderie. I'm glad that my sincerity shows through all the cheesy puns and silly wordplay.

 

[Trubbycat]

what dumbass meme did you share? or was it political whining?

OH GEE. You got an hour? I've been racking up 30 day sentences like Trump racks up lawsuits. Mostly memes but lately the robots have decided they don't like me. I got my most recent one over a pet hair joke. Someone I was on with mentioned he had a cat hair allergy and I answered with we have so much pet hair we'd kill you.

BAM. Threatening violence. 30 days.
Fuck it when I get back on I'm posting my nude shot.

 

[Trubbycat]

Maybe l should read the instructions. But Guy rules forbid such behavior lest l appear stupid

What are these... "instructions..." you speak of? (curious puppy head tilt)

 

[Robert1969_auralkink]

I was just curious about e-daddy’s. Hoped my husband will like to be called daddy though

Are e-daddies like e-cigarettes? Dangerous and addictive?

 

[zach20092]

A very intriguing thread!! Watching closely now!! Need to de stress!!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

How exactly does getting naked get rid of my stresslt is not working

You would be better off with a naked partner of your choosing...

 

[Trubbycat]

You would be better off with a naked partner of your choosing...

Also nice when no one else is home and you can do (or not do) whatever you want in peace.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Rumor has it these secret documents actually exist... Heaven forbid it is true.

Boys, remember those little booklets that come with everything are basically "suggestions" and should be treated as such. If I want to use my cordless drill as a saw by pushing sideways while it runs, hey I PAID FOR IT.

 

[Trubbycat]

Boys, remember those little booklets that come with everything are basically "suggestions" and should be treated as such. If I want to use my cordless drill as a saw by pushing sideways while it runs, hey I PAID FOR IT.

Now quit hiding behind the couch and get me another beer.

 

[Bbl87]

I’m fucking using that. Oh god. I can’t stop laughing

You've never heard beaver dammed?

 

[Diosax]

I'm not a lawyer but I would gladly take your case prone bone. I mean pro bono. Man, always doing that...

Such a white man thing to say

 

[Dionysian Beast]

Sir you're defaming us!

No, I am pursuing justice!

 

[Dionysian Beast]

Noooooo. And I wasnt near the crime scen and neither was Diosa.
What happened btw?

Oh sure, classic... the claim of innocence.

 

[Trubbycat]

Hey, isn't anybody getting naked today?

 

[Bbl87]

Such a white man thing to say

I'm not sure how to take that...

(That'd what she said!)

 

[Diosax]

next will you be asking her to see her briefs? Maybe her rebuttal? Are we going to have a round of legal punning? I do love a good round of punning.

Only if we can adjourn to the bedroom so I can badger her witness. And that would be awhile, I can sustain an objection for hours.

bet that could lead to a prima facial. yeah sorry, you took adjourn, badger, and objection all in one go. It is getting harder.

That is generally what happens, at least for me. I'm not saying I have a huge supeona or anything, but no complaints yet.

I could pound my gavel into any case that’s presented

Just watch out for premature ajudication.

I feel like we are missing something about an oral service contract.

Just make sure you include the seminal

prima facial aside, be sure to include the seminal case in your brief.

Just show me your opening statement, and I think we could talk about some reverse bifurcation.

Objection - the bifurcation is premature at best. The breast evidence rule application must be presented prior to any bifurcation can be construed by this tribbunal.

turn to section 69

I'd say if anyone has put her breast actions forward, it would be Justa

so many puns!! Puns are not my thing. Good job guys

Naw. It's not your fault. Its TIME ZONES!

I don't know who to complain to:

International Metric Commission?
Greenwich Observatory?
Timex?

maybe I did it on purpose!!

No, I am pursuing justice!

I'm sorry my actions oppressed you!

 

[AngelicaS1780]

It looks like most people are “poofing”their pics.

Nice to see that chest again.

Drumroll... took a stealth pic... hope I'm in the club...

You jumped right in the deep end of the pool. How's the water?

You rang?

Yes. I remember you saying that I could ring your bell. Or was that Anita Ward?

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Great chest. Thanks for sharing.

Almost undressed

I've seen your lovely comments on my pic posts. Happy to get the chance to see you.

 

[Trubbycat]

You jumped right in the deep end of the pool. How's the water?

Scary at first but I enjoyed it. Will do it again.

 

[Tedfkats]

Pretty damn good thread you got going here. Tough to keep up, but a pretty damn good thread.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Nice to see that chest again.


You jumped right in the deep end of the pool. How's the water?


Yes. I remember you saying that I could ring your bell. Or was that Anita Ward?

Great chest. Thanks for sharing.


I've seen your lovely comments on my pic posts. Happy to get the chance to see you.

THAT SONG!

Old guy confession: Mrs. Tan and I used to dance to that a a club west of Toronto...when it was a hit.

Yep, I am older than dirt.

 

[Diosax]

finally around when you post a pic!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Hey, isn't anybody getting naked today?

it has only been like 2 hours since I was in my underwear. I have to work sometimes.