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Cogan said:
A friend of mine was in need of a new drivers license and took a picture for it (this was over 30 years ago). When he arrived at the police station to hand over the picture and all the documents the policeman said "I'm sorry sir, your head is too small." :ROFLMAO:
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oh oh. Who remembers the days when there was a bit of pride when you were getting an id photo taken, and the employee was struggling to get all of your hair in the picture. Ah yes, the bigger the hair, the smaller your ass looked, and some of us went real big.
 
Mrtenant said:
After a couple hours of wandering about, I noticed I didn’t see any of the people from my bus anywhere. I was a little alarmed and made my way back to the entrance, god it was sooo hot. Then hopped onto the next cart back to the tourist trap. Where I was promptly accosted by the picture guys again. I just looked at them in as sour a face as I could, saying nothing. They got the hint and left me alone.

I barely made it back to the big bus. I was the last one there and they were going to leave in 5 minutes. I was seriously grateful, like praying to god grateful, to have made it back in time. And ow, my leg. The bus took me to the water park and dropped me off. My phone had died. I think I was texting Cassie. The day was becoming such a blur, I couldn’t remember. What could I do?

I wandered into the place and soon, like within 30 steps of the main gate, found a bar, and happily, thirstily, ordered a beer and just chugged it. Then ordered another and half chugged it too and realized, I was buzzed all over again. Fuck. I looked down the bar and saw my brother in law. Couldn’t believe it.

I said, “Hey man, you won’t believe the shit I been going through” he grumbled about something and said his wife was a bitch and this was fucked up and then stormed off. My eyes were wide open in surprise.

I shrugged it off, turned around, sipped my beer, and then saw my sister chasing after her daughter. I hollered at her and caught up with her. Asked if she’d had any lunch. It was 2PM by now. She said they hadn’t so I went to have lunch with them. She asked if I was okay, I told her I was. And that the gory leg was really just a scratch and that we should go eat because I was starving.

I hadn't eaten anything since dinner the night before. So we did. We talked a bit about how she and her daughter went swimming with dolphins, and about me and the snake and the ruins. And then, I noticed our table soon had 6 or 8 iguanas inching forward. I got nervous about my leg and told her, ya know, “I’m gonna drop into the medic over there and get this cleaned up” So we went there.

I'd gone 12 hours like this, fucked up, head hurt, hungry, thirsty, hungover, open leg wound.
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thank you for sharing. It makes me feel better about my drunken antics.
 
I have a free day and some of us went to the other Chaos thread to get bare (not me as old men bodies are not attractive). So, how about a first date appearance - describe or show it and the circumstance around it. Second and third dates OK too. For myself, I try to keep it casual, like for coffee/tea, and with a khaki pants, and button-down shirt. Blazer optional but prefer when its not too hot.
 
Mrtenant said:
We get back to the table and he then comes around and takes our orders. And then 30 minutes later. Yes 30 minutes. Brings our food and its all cold. And then I let him have it. The MIL and FIL had already left to go back to the buffet. He offered to microwave the food and heat it up, and I was ripping on him for his crappy service and then the manager came out and we were all fussing and I just said "fuck it, I ain't paying for this crap" and we all left.

Except brother in law. He threw down a....$20 tip. And I asked, "wtf are you doing?" He said, "oh, just trying to make them feel bad" ....I laughed and laughed, and said "whatever man. I don't think they will, but go ahead"

We left and the rest was largely uneventful. I went to sleep right after dinner. Slept like 12 hours before we left for home the next day.
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Thanks for story time Mr T! I just finished it. Good christ man 🤣
 
B2fromA2looking4U said:
I have a free day and some of us went to the other Chaos thread to get bare (not me as old men bodies are not attractive). So, how about a first date appearance - describe or show it and the circumstance around it. Second and third dates OK too. For myself, I try to keep it casual, like for coffee/tea, and with a khaki pants, and button-down shirt. Blazer optional but prefer when its not too hot.
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I've said it before, and I will say it again. It isn't the image or the body, it is the act and the participation.

I am not sure what I'd wear on a first date. I guess clothes are a start.
 
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