Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

That’s what the Fairchild Channel F is for. You haven’t lived until you’ve played Pong on a console where the little “beeps ‘n bops” come from the console itself and not the TV.

I have over 200 carts for the 2600. Game night at my house!

You’ll be disappointed to know I was not blessed with nerd dick. I was given a personality instead. You win some, you lose some.

did I miss a memo. Should I be asking more nerds to see their dick? What do I not know?

 

[LexxRuthless]

did I miss a memo. Should I be asking more nerds to see their dick? What do I not know?

I don't know about a memo, but yes. Yes you should.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I believe it looks like this.

interesting theory. tell me more. for, ya know, science

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

C’mon! Don’t the Star Wars nerds hate Jar Jar? And Ricardo played Mr Roark after (and before) he played Khan, and who doesn’t need a completely inappropriate Battlestar Galactica reference in their torture??

I loved Jar Jar, for the record. Just sayin!

My son subscribes to a theory that Jar Jar is the hero of the saga...but he is a Dungeonmaster

 

[rjr_1954]

I had a Tandy 800xl

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

That’s what the Fairchild Channel F is for. You haven’t lived until you’ve played Pong on a console where the little “beeps ‘n bops” come from the console itself and not the TV.

I have over 200 carts for the 2600. Game night at my house!

You’ll be disappointed to know I was not blessed with nerd dick. I was given a personality instead. You win some, you lose some.

And what qualifies as nerd dick?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I believe it looks like this.

Holy shit. That thing is glorious

 

[LexxRuthless]

Holy shit. That thing is glorious

Thank you. Thank you very much.



[Not actually mine, you understand]

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

interesting theory. tell me more. for, ya know, science

Show us more too

 

[BrendaBear]

My son subscribes to a theory that Jar Jar is the hero of the saga...but he is a Dungeonmaster

Well yeah - Jar Jar is cool! Um… about this dungeon, I am curious…

 

[Mr_Soup]

BTW @Mr_Soup I have some questions: What server are you on in D3? You already have your necro geared, or are you working on it? Is this for farming the Holiday Gifts?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/766429080941494274/1065460712572452925/unknown.png

It’s actually been a while since I’ve played so I have no idea what I’m looking at. I min-max my Necro for Singularity using the Rathma set.

Nerd dick? I'm a nerd who knows the elite nerds, and I've never heard of that?

Really? To be be fair, it’s a term generally used outside of nerd circles. I’ll explain below.

Never played the Fairchild but we did have the old sears version of the 2600 with the woodgrain. As well as two of the later 2600 Jr's. We also had a copy of the game that shall not be named though

Nice! You must be referring to Eee Tee. I have it too.

did I miss a memo. Should I be asking more nerds to see their dick? What do I not know?

“Nerd dick” refers to someone who’s extremely socially awkward and goofy looking, so it is then believed that he must be packing otherwise it would be an act of cruelty by God’s design.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Holy shit. That thing is glorious

initial impulse is fuck yeah. but then after thinking, I have questions. Am I going to be expected to deep throat that? (nope). Is he gonna ask to put that in my ass? (nope nope nope oh hell nope) It may not be as glorious as it appears.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Well yeah - Jar Jar is cool! Um… about this dungeon, I am curious…

As in D&D...the Nerd is strong in this one

 

[LexxRuthless]

interesting theory. tell me more. for, ya know, science

The "nerd dick" hypothesis is based on the nerds' scientific approach to, well, everything. Who invented penis enlargement devices? Nerds. Who purchased most of them? Other nerds. Nerds already had privacy to pursue their games and studies, so once puberty hit, they had an easier time accessing porn, stimulating their genitalia on a regular basis and often "trying new things" that prolonged their erections, improved sexual stamina, etc. They also tend to have better study habits, and so would dive into "textbooks" like the Kama Sutra, The Joy of Sex, and so on. This was hinted at in the movie Revenge of the Nerds.

 

[BrendaBear]

As in D&D...the Nerd is strong in this one

So the nerd over shadows the kink… weird!

 

[Lindi37]

I was around for your birthday

Speaking of birthdays, is this a purely 40th celebration or does it count for any age? If @PlanetaryNebula could shed some light on the matter I’d be much obliged. AFAF

 

[Mr_Soup]

And what qualifies as nerd dick?

There was this porn star (forget the name) who was so goofy looking in the face, but his dick was so fucking massive he quite literally used it as a fishing rod to catch a fish once. I don’t know if catching fish is a prerequisite, but I’d assume he qualifies.

Also, I know lots of random shit apparently. Don’t ask how.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

There was this porn star (forget the name) who was so goofy looking in the face, but his dick was so fucking massive he quite literally used it as a fishing rod to catch a fish once. I don’t know if catching fish is a prerequisite, but I’d assume he qualifies.

Also, I know lots of random shit apparently. Don’t ask how.

and i am so going to look for that, just to watch a guy fishing with his dick hahahaahaha

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

initial impulse is fuck yeah. but then after thinking, I have questions. Am I going to be expected to deep throat that? (nope). Is he gonna ask to put that in my ass? (nope nope nope oh hell nope) It may not be as glorious as it appears.

I know I know. I always say my eyes are bigger than my puss. But I like to think I could handle it. I would definitely try .
I bet that thing is like 12 inches though. I had a hard time with 9. But again I loved trying

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

The "nerd dick" hypothesis is based on the nerds' scientific approach to, well, everything. Who invented penis enlargement devices? Nerds. Who purchased most of them? Other nerds. Nerds already had privacy to pursue their games and studies, so once puberty hit, they had an easier time accessing porn, stimulating their genitalia on a regular basis and often "trying new things" that prolonged their erections, improved sexual stamina, etc. They also tend to have better study habits, and so would dive into "textbooks" like the Kama Sutra, The Joy of Sex, and so on. This was hinted at in the movie Revenge of the Nerds.

A lot of us assumed that about Christina Hendricks first husband,
https://www.nickiswift.com/img/gallery/the-real-reason-christina-hendricks-divorced-geoffrey-arend/intro-1579623536.jpg

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

There was this porn star (forget the name) who was so goofy looking in the face, but his dick was so fucking massive he quite literally used it as a fishing rod to catch a fish once. I don’t know if catching fish is a prerequisite, but I’d assume he qualifies.

Also, I know lots of random shit apparently. Don’t ask how.

You are a well of very useful information.
Justa and I will be missing for a few minutes I think

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

There was this porn star (forget the name) who was so goofy looking in the face, but his dick was so fucking massive he quite literally used it as a fishing rod to catch a fish once. I don’t know if catching fish is a prerequisite, but I’d assume he qualifies.

Also, I know lots of random shit apparently. Don’t ask how.

Stop stalking Little Turd's youtube o_o

 

[Lindi37]

It’s actually been a while since I’ve played so I have no idea what I’m looking at. I min-max my Necro for Singularity using the Rathma set.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I know John Holmes had a huge cock… or did he blow huge loads…

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

So the nerd over shadows the kink… weird!

FTR, I know nothing about my son's kinks...except he used to get laid a lot (and assumed I didn't know).