Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Daisy_Love]

I didn’t know donut was a thing to be called…. So you are a tasty snack? You are cop food? I am so confused.

Awwww Brenda you’re so cute
No, it means he’s an idiot or I would say a dafty

 

[CthuluLives]

I didn’t know donut was a thing to be called…. So you are a tasty snack? You are cop food? I am so confused.

Is Scotland practically any word can be turned intae abuse or an insult.

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

I'm the queen of turning things into jokes when I'm uncomfortable. Has led to some awkward moments at funerals.

A joke at a funeral, no problem. It was the mean and weird things said to my stepkids at my wife's funeral that got this mild mannered old man pissed off. Example "I guess this means she won't be mad at me anymore" by a woman who stabbed her in the back!

 

[BrendaBear]

Is Scotland practically any word can be turned intae abuse or an insult.

I may have possibly insulted someone at some points in my life. I can’t imagine how much more handy it would be if I could have just used anything as an insult. . Scotland sounds delightful!

 

[Mo_Bandy]

ok, you have two asshole songs, but I am not just an asshole, I am an insufferable asshole. So is Brenda, I remember that fondly, my bratty grin grew 3 sizes that day.

I think this is 4. I can go all day.

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

woohoo up to 40F. Can you northern's tell your weather that christmas break is over and it is time to go home.

Sorry you have to suffer a little to appreciate the spring when it comes (toungue in cheek joking).

 

[CthuluLives]

This one is the best. The use of oatmeal munching and carrot crunching has never been better

https://www.reddit.com/r/ScottishPeopleTwitter/comments/glfae3

 

[BrendaBear]

A joke at a funeral, no problem. It was the mean and weird things said to my stepkids at my wife's funeral that got this mild mannered old man pissed off. Example "I guess this means she won't be mad at me anymore" by a woman who stabbed her in the back!

Personally, I would have replied “oh no, she told me she planned to haunt your bitch ass into insanity.”

But that is just my bubbly personality coming through.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Willing tae swear on demand. Fur free an aw. Huv anger and hate tae spare these days.

https://voca.ro/1c9bjfSTH0sJ

ok, definitely not as posh and much more harsh than the Brits and yes, I am amused by simple things. lol

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Personally, I would have replied “oh no, she told me she planned to haunt your bitch ass into insanity.”

But that is just my bubbly personality coming through.

My 2 stepdaughters were on their best behavior but if they ever see that woman again trust me, they are going to be attacking her like 2 female lions after prey.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Feeling Krafty

 

[jason28053]

I'm the queen of turning things into jokes when I'm uncomfortable. Has led to some awkward moments at funerals.

So you the one who said Another one bites the dust.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Is Scotland practically any word can be turned intae abuse or an insult.

so it is like how in America many of us can turn almost any word into sexual innuendo. it is a tone thing, it doesn't translate to the written word.

 

[Cindy027]

In 4 hrs this thread has gone 40 pages????? Please stop the madness

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

In 4 hrs this thread has gone 40 pages????? Please stop the madness

I blame Lais.

oh it has been so long since I have been able to blame her.

 

[Bdm20]

woohoo up to 40F. Can you northern's tell your weather that christmas break is over and it is time to go home.

Lol. Just woke up, read this, and thought “what does weather have to do with bra size?”

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Lol. Just woke up, read this, and thought “what does weather have to do with bra size?”

oh my bra is much higher in the alphabet.

 

[CthuluLives]

so it is like how in America many of us can turn almost any word into sexual innuendo. it is a tone thing, it doesn't translate to the written word.

Exactly, any word can be an insult, its the intent. Guess that would work for innuendo too, nae innuendo behind calling someone a sheep shagger though.
Aberdeen Football Club (had a decent history a looooooooooong time ago) fans are referred to as sheep shaggers, was always meant as an insult but to get round it the Aberdeen fans when provoked would on masse start making sheep noises. Was always amusing hearing a few thousand supporters going 'mehhhhhhhh'

 

[BrendaBear]

so it is like how in America many of us can turn almost any word into sexual innuendo. it is a tone thing, it doesn't translate to the written word.

Golly, I can’t imagine you would engage in such innuendo.

I cannot even type that without giggling!

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Thank you, my new and virtual friends. You helped me this morning. Now I am going to see my long time (40 + years) friends for the afternoon. A follow up from yesterday's chat about watching college women’s basketball. No bouncing boobs on the team, but great legs! And the cheerleaders were refreshing to the eyes. I envied the male cheerleaders who had their hands on the female cheerleaders derrieres while holding them up inn the air. Until tomorrow morning Eastern USA time, have a great afternoon or evening.

 

[Bdm20]

oh my bra is much higher in the alphabet.

I know. That’s how I came to realize my error.

 

[BrendaBear]

In 4 hrs this thread has gone 40 pages????? Please stop the madness

 

[hotcarl2785]

I used to do this at karaoke. It’s honestly a really fun one to sing.

 

[hotcarl2785]

oh my bra is much higher in the alphabet.

It doesn’t matter what it actually is, you should just say your bra is TT. (Pronounced teetee, not double T)

 

[CthuluLives]

In 4 hrs this thread has gone 40 pages????? Please stop the madness

Stop people talking, sharing and trying to deal with the crap life throws at them? Why would u want to stop that? U don't need to read them or even make comment, easy fix.