Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[rjr_1954]

I try not to laugh while having sex, I am afraid I might get a cramp..

My wife sometimes farts while having sex, it makes me laugh and she gets insulted.

 

[shenglung]

Impossible heros are all shinny and shit

Not sure you personal proclivities but leather and latex tend to be pretty shiny... just saying

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

weirdest things I've eaten.

I guess I will go backward in time. One of my hippie baker friends has started making fancy shroom chocolate truffles and such, so for my birthday I got a box of trippy truffles. Not that bad, not as good as normal truffles, and a little chalky, but they have the whole trippy factor.

My son had some friends over, and they got the great idea to make fresh squeeze kumquat juice. While sitting in they yard, covered in sand, tossing the squeezed sandy kumquats in too. so I had the privilege of appreciated being appreciative as I smiled and chewed my sandy kumquat drink.

chocolate covered ants and grasshoppers, deep fried spider, peanut butter and jelly potato chips, snake, squirrel, turtle, frog, gator, mayo dipped french fries, icecream dipped french fries, pineapple pringles, cream cheese and olive sandwiches, cream cheese and pickle sandwiches, sugar sandwiches, bacon smore's oh I am sure the list goes on and on.

oh and my friends circle are some weird people, so yeah from time to time, some rather weird people.

When I was about 8 or 9, a bunch of us kids were at my grandmothers house. She had a hell of a time making lunch, because every picky whiny ass child would complain about the choice offered. In my head, I am thinking damn these are some whiny ass bitches. Then I remembered there were some foods I wouldn't eat either, so thinking that they were whiny ass bitches made me kind of a hypocrite. Thus I decided to learn to eat anything and everything, then I could indeed call them the whiny ass bitches they were. So yes, I can eat or drink basically anything. Really started to come in as a useful skill in high school.

 

[BrendaBear]

But we are your depraved people.

I have no idea what you could mean!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Missed you to lovely
Hey not my fault you didn't sleep properly you are just trying to earn a spanking

*pulls down pats and shakes ass at you

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Right. TMI

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

My wife sometimes farts while having sex, it makes me laugh and she gets insulted.

I think Florida woman stabbed a dude for this. Guess her feelings were hurt

 

[HarryHill]

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

That would be both sides they tend to go hand in hand
Especially when my late husband/Dom was standing their watching me
Claiming "You know what happens if you don't eat all of your food."

I couldn’t do it. Eating creepy crawlies

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Not sure you personal proclivities but leather and latex tend to be pretty shiny... just saying

I don't wear latex shit is far to hot.. besides I don't need to intimidated people with my fashion sense. My personality does that

But we are your depraved people.

Trrrue you bunch of sick fucks..

*Pulls out the paddle

 

[SinfuIDreams]

*pulls down pats and shakes ass at you

Oh you ain't gonna have the energy to shake it soon lovely

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Look fucker your presence has brightened everyone in heres mood ten fold.. so shine on!

BOOM!!!! Nailed it.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I don't wear latex shit is far to hot.. besides I don't need to intimidated people with my fashion sense. My personality does that


Trrrue you bunch of sick fucks..

*Pulls out the paddle

oh I love latex. You have got that shiny rubber/pleather look, but it is so stretchy you don't have the whole it is too big here, too small here why does nothing ever fit me problem. it looks tight everywhere, yet super easy to get in and out of.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Only cause people are fucking depraved.. human nature to watch the car crash

You’re not a car crash you’re a beautiful ballet

 

[MedicalMuse]

I mean, what's better than laughing and cumming at the same time, right?

Or directly after if it’s really fucking good.

 

[BrendaBear]

BOOM!!!! Nailed it.

Happy bannana celebration!

 

[Strixaluco]

I once had to eat some oysters, because there was no polite way of declining - my hosts had bought them just because of me

So, I managed to eat 3, but it was a close call that one didn't crawl back up.

 

[Bbl87]

Or directly after if it’s really fucking good.

Getting fucked silly? Makes sense in the context.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Getting fucked silly? Makes sense in the context.

I giggle after really good orgasms. I’m sure someone can corroborate. Lol

 

[BrendaBear]

Or directly after if it’s really fucking good.

Or was that “really good fucking”?

 

[shenglung]

I couldn’t do it. Eating creepy crawlies

Ditto, this is why I turned down the scorpion filled candies my nephews bought.

By the way Hi Nebs!!! also let me know when done reading that thing I sent you.

 

[WerdNerd]

I giggle after really good orgasms. I’m sure someone can corroborate. Lol

I think I'm going to have to verify that fact myself.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Happy bannana celebration!

Uh Oh Banana time!!!
I’m a banana I’m a banana I’m a banana…

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Ditto, this is why I turned down the scorpion filled candies my nephews bought.

By the way Hi Nebs!!! also let me know when done reading that thing I sent you.

Hi! Ok

 

[BrendaBear]

I think I'm going to have to verify that fact myself.

…for science, of course.