Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[TANSTAAFL58]

Not many seed catalogues even have that! Wouldn't ever take it into my own garden.

They are a herb specialist. I counted four toxic plants not including tobacco...but none of "The Herb"

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

...but "Flower Boobs" are evidently a thing

Googling that revealed a very disturbing picture 0.0

 

[LupineOne]

Venison ribs smoked and ready to slow roast.
Bear are next

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Venison ribs smoked and ready to slow roast.
Bear are next
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*follows you around, tail wagging*

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Googling that revealed a very disturbing picture 0.0

That's why I didn't even link it.

 

[Strixaluco]

They are a herb specialist. I counted four toxic plants not including tobacco...but none of "The Herb"

I'd assume they use the same catalog even where "The Herb" is illegal.

 

[LupineOne]

*follows you around, tail wagging*

No, they’re not done yet.
Bear meat especially needs to be fully cooked before eating. Patience

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I haven’t Googled “Florida Man…” recently, what are the newest best headlines? Is bath salts still a thing???

Google Florida man and your date of birth to see what Florida man was up to on your special day.

Florida Man arrested after punching girlfriend who changed the channel from Super Bowl

see this is where I have the problem. Why does Florida man always get all the credit? Everyone underestimates Florida Woman. But try it, Florida woman usually comes out on top. example, 1st article on each

Florida Man 9/26

Florida man arrested, caught on video using samurai sword to fight over wheelbarrow.​

Florida Woman 9/26

Florida Woman Stabs Boyfriend in Eye for Denying Her Threesome Request.​

Come on, does wheelbarrow samurai sword really beat threesome eye gouging? Never underestimate Florida Woman.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

No, they’re not done yet.
Bear meat especially needs to be fully cooked before eating. Patience

*sits and growls impatiently... then hits you with the kitty eyes*

 

[BrendaBear]

Google Florida man and your date of birth to see what Florida man was up to on your special day.

An unsuspecting Florida woman returned to her home after a night out, only to find an unidentified man picking through the contents of her house. When she proceeded into the room where he was standing in nothing but female underwear and baby clothes on his head, she turned around quickly for some reason that can't be recounted here.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

see this is where I have the problem. Why does Florida man always get all the credit? Everyone underestimates Florida Woman. But try it, Florida woman usually comes out on top. example, 1st article on each

Florida Man 9/26

Florida man arrested, caught on video using samurai sword to fight over wheelbarrow.​

Florida Woman 9/26

Florida Woman Stabs Boyfriend in Eye for Denying Her Threesome Request.​

Come on, does wheelbarrow samurai sword really beat threesome eye gouging? Never underestimate Florida Woman.

I want to respond to this (e.g. like, love, laugh, etc). But I'm not sure whether to laugh or be terrified....

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

see this is where I have the problem. Why does Florida man always get all the credit? Everyone underestimates Florida Woman. But try it, Florida woman usually comes out on top. example, 1st article on each

Florida Man 9/26

Florida man arrested, caught on video using samurai sword to fight over wheelbarrow.​

Florida Woman 9/26

Florida Woman Stabs Boyfriend in Eye for Denying Her Threesome Request.​

Come on, does wheelbarrow samurai sword really beat threesome eye gouging? Never underestimate Florida Woman.

Justa, y’all are just BUILT different down there. I don’t think I could ever leave my world of “Midwest nice”

 

[LupineOne]

*sits and growls impatiently... then hits you with the kitty eyes*

*scritches behind the ears*
Don’t worry, you’ll get it when it’s done

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

see this is where I have the problem. Why does Florida man always get all the credit? Everyone underestimates Florida Woman. But try it, Florida woman usually comes out on top. example, 1st article on each

Florida woman poses for maternity shoot with baby alligator

Yeah… I don’t even have words other than, Florida is gonna Florida!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Justa, y’all are just BUILT different down there. I don’t think I could ever leave my world of “Midwest nice”

shhh. I am not a true Floridian, I am a transplant. a fraud I tell you. I just came here because I like it.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I'd assume they use the same catalog even where "The Herb" is illegal.

I believe we can grow up to four plants...but they can only be sold by a Government licensed dispensary.

 

[BrendaBear]

Florida woman poses for maternity shoot with baby alligator

shhh. I am not a true Floridian, I am a transplant. a fraud I tell you. I just came here because I like it.

So you didn’t give birth to an alligator? I am glad to hear that.

 

[Strixaluco]

I believe we can grow up to four plants...but they can only be sold by a Government licensed dispensary.

Here even growing home is forbidden and tends to lead to harsh punishments, as they count it by how many grams you posses... growers tend to own a lot, as it takes time.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

I wonder who the third person is...

I'm guessing the one with the samurai sword... the wheelbarrow could be a euphemism

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

see this is where I have the problem. Why does Florida man always get all the credit? Everyone underestimates Florida Woman. But try it, Florida woman usually comes out on top. example, 1st article on each

Florida Man 9/26

Florida man arrested, caught on video using samurai sword to fight over wheelbarrow.​

Florida Woman 9/26

Florida Woman Stabs Boyfriend in Eye for Denying Her Threesome Request.​

Come on, does wheelbarrow samurai sword really beat threesome eye gouging? Never underestimate Florida Woman.

OKAY, 28 NOV, 2022

A Florida woman sues Velveeta, claiming its macaroni takes longer than 3 1/2 minutes​

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

shhh. I am not a true Floridian, I am a transplant. a fraud I tell you. I just came here because I like it.

Is that because you fit in, or it makes you feel better about yourself? My way of feeling like my life is less of a hot garbage dumpster fire is by watching trash reality TV shows

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

OKAY, 28 NOV, 2022

A Florida woman sues Velveeta, claiming its macaroni takes longer than 3 1/2 minutes​

I remember this!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Here even growing home is forbidden and tends to lead to harsh punishments, as they count it by how many grams you posses... growers tend to own a lot, as it takes time.

It has only been legal here since 2016.

 

[BrendaBear]

OKAY, 28 NOV, 2022

A Florida woman sues Velveeta, claiming its macaroni takes longer than 3 1/2 minutes​

Oh my - I remember reading about that!

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Oh geez...

This was a brutal day for Florida 0_0