Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[TANSTAAFL58]

Oh… I thought you were going to teach me how to swallow….

@BrendaD wins the Internet tonight.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

yes, get into the rural Florida wafflehouse spirit.

Stop it!!!!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Stop it!!!!

Yeah, but ya can't swallow chewin' tobacco...

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Who's got boobies I van play with? That's why I'm here. Well that and the occasional

Whisky Tango Foxtrot that emoji?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Yeah, but ya can't swallow chewin' tobacco...

I couldn’t even chew it.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Whisky Tango Foxtrot that emoji?

I thought it was a muffin at first

 

[BrendaBear]

Whisky Tango Foxtrot that emoji?

WTF! How does one dance the tango and a foxtrot at the same time? Drinking whiskey I get…

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I couldn’t even chew it.

I have to admit that I was kind of shocked the first time I was in a meeting (at a Nuclear facility) where not one but two guys were chewing tobacco and spitting into a coffee cup..

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Charlie Oscar Oscar Kilo India Echo

Ah...yeah I see it now.

Okay, AGAIN, what about the purple hot dog and the pile of chocolate pudding?

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

WTF! How does one dance the tango and a foxtrot at the same time? Drinking whiskey I get…

Enough Whisk(e)y and you can Tango and Foxtrot at the same time...briefly

 

[cascadiabound]

I hear red wine gets it out...

No maybe that's whisky. You know whisky solves a lot of problems.

Red wine stains... use salt and cold water. I have successfully gotten red wine stains out of white carpet.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Red wine stains... use salt and cold water. I have successfully gotten red wine stains out of white carpet.

Whisky stains, just wring it into a glass...

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Who's got boobies I van play with? That's why I'm here. Well that and the occasional

Wait, where are the cookies. No one told me about the cookies.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Whisky stains, just wring it into a glass...

Whisky Stains would be a good name for a rock band.

Edit: I'm right. https://www.facebook.com/whiskystain/

 

[cascadiabound]

Wait, where are the cookies. No one told me about the cookies.

There ya go Sailor

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I couldn’t even chew it.

have you tried? I actually have, I did not find it pleasing.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I get one if I'm a good boy...

Have you ever gotten one?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I couldn’t even chew it.

have you tried? I actually have, I did not find it pleasing.

I suppose I *could* got figure out exactly what you're talking about...but I think I prefer what I have made up in my mind.


(I tried it too, I didn't much like it, basically not really fond on any tobacco products).

 

[WerdNerd]

Yeah, but ya can't swallow chewin' tobacco...

You can swallow chewin' tobacco. Just not for very long.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

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There ya go Sailor

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[BrendaBear]

I chewed it for a bit when I was in the Army. Until I got blown up. Not sure what was worse the burns or swallowing the chewing tobacco lol

That sounds pretty awful. I am glad you made it through all that.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

have you tried? I actually have, I did not find it pleasing.

I assume you spitted? (Is that a word?)

 

[BrendaBear]

Thanks. I was puking for a while but then I got all of the tobacco out and was okay. The burns thankfully were minor.

I was trying to make some off color joke about giving you a “hope you feel better spanking” but I don’t know what you like to make it work, sorry.

 

[BrendaBear]

I assume you spitted? (Is that a word?)

Oh sure… you can put an “e” in there, but can’t afford one in your whiskey?

 

[default24]

I assume you spitted? (Is that a word?)

Spat*
I got you, buddy