Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Is this where I insert a ‘that’s what she said’ joke

I see what you did there.

hahaha, when it fits, it fits.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I feel like I missed out by having zero musical talent

but how hard have you tried?

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

well apparently I missed out. I only went to girl scout camp.

Theres a cookie joke in there some place

 

[Lindi37]

hahaha, when it fits, it fits.

Did it though? Flutes are hard and rather large

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

still waiting on my grammy invite

indeed, but I use bell nipple clamps, and pectoral flexing to bounce the bells.

someday I will find it.

shit, I can't play a flute with my mouth. that is a hard instrument.

Will you wear the same outfit to the Grammys?

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

but how hard have you tried?

No opportunity to learn an instrument (couldn't afford lessons, no free lessons available), can't carry a tune in a bucket

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

The boobs clap btw. Thought I’d add my 2cents
Percussion is just as valuable in music

The Ringo of Lit

 

[shenglung]

I used to know how to play a mountain Dulcimer so got pretty good with my fingers, knew just the right way to pluck at the strings.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Theres a cookie joke in there some place

so true. like, who doesn't love a good girl scout cookie? I was an amazing cookie sales woman too. give me two minutes and I'd convince you to want my cookies. maybe a bit cut throat through. I may have by a key player in a cookie brawl, but I play to win. who would guess a full on girl fight would be caused by trying to make sure it is their cookies going home, but it is a rough world out there in the girl scout cookie distribution world.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Will you wear the same outfit to the Grammys?

well yes, I expect my invitation as a performer damn it.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I used to know how to play a mountain Dulcimer so got pretty good with my fingers, knew just the right way to pluck at the strings.

interesting. and I will totally admit to having to google that.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

interesting. and I will totally admit to having to google that.

Yeah. I assumed it was something dirty

 

[shenglung]

interesting. and I will totally admit to having to google that.

It's an interesting instrument just takes a bit of finger skills, knowing the right time to pluck the stings and massage the fret board

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

give me two minutes and I'd convince you to want my cookies.

...it would take a full 2 minutes for you to convince someone to want your "cookies?"

 

[cascadiabound]

I used to know how to play a mountain Dulcimer so got pretty good with my fingers, knew just the right way to pluck at the strings.

I literally have a mountain dulcimer (5 string) and I have aspirations to be able to learn to play it passably.
#lifegoals #notaeuphamism

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Teah. I assumed it was something dirty

well I still made it dirty in my head.

It's an interesting instrument just takes a bit of finger skills, knowing the right time to pluck the stings and massage the fret board

see finger skills. where there is a desire, it can be done.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

so true. like, who doesn't love a good girl scout cookie? I was an amazing cookie sales woman too. give me two minutes and I'd convince you to want my cookies. maybe a bit cut throat through. I may have by a key player in a cookie brawl, but I play to win. who would guess a full on girl fight would be caused by trying to make sure it is their cookies going home, but it is a rough world out there in the girl scout cookie distribution world.

But...I want the cookies...

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

...it would take a full 2 minutes for you to convince someone to want your "cookies?"

well it isn't only desire, there is also the financial transaction. Cookies aren't cheap.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

well it isn't only desire, there is also the financial transaction. Cookies aren't cheap.

I find that a good cookie is worth the expense.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I literally have a mountain dulcimer (5 string) and I have aspirations to be able to learn to play it passably.
#lifegoals #notaeuphamism

can you play anything on it yet? it looks a little complex.

 

[hotoldrguy]

All I can think of at the moment are those chocolate mint Girl Scout cookies... oh...and boobs

 

[Mr_Soup]

But...I want the cookies...

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[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

All I can think of at the moment are those chocolate mint Girl Scout cookies... oh...and boobs

that actually makes sense. lord knows if I eat a thin mint, the crumbs end up on boobs. sigh. so yeah I get that thought train #lifeproblems

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

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damn it, now I am going to end up watching cookie monster porn again.

 

[HeavyBalls]

damn it, now I am going to end up watching cookie monster porn again.

Rule 34 in effect.