Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[DarkRaven13]

These are acceptable terms to ensure my survival

She said "survive"....she might still wing you heh

 

[BrendaBear]

These are acceptable terms to ensure my survival

You are a tough sale! I would have gladly done it anyway, and offered to clean her shotgun for her also.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

I'll take it, what's it loaded with? Hugs?

Nails.
There was a year end sale on nails, there's an energy crisis on hugs, those were expensive

 

[rjr_1954]

You, give my lower back a rub if you want to live o.o

My the-rapist already shot me (gave me a shot)

 

[Jaws82]

Nails.
There was a year end sale on nails, there's an energy crisis on hugs, those were expensive

Eeeee flechette shells

 

[Jaws82]

You are a tough sale! I would have gladly done it anyway, and offered to clean her shotgun for her also.

I do have a couple bore snakes

 

[default24]

Nails.
There was a year end sale on nails, there's an energy crisis on hugs, those were expensive

I guess those would hug in a way. Kind of a loose definition of hug but at least my skin wouldn't sag for a while. And all my organs would stay in the right spot

 

[BrendaBear]

So I'm curious then where should one draw the line then with the art as well, cause I tend to borrow from a lot of classical art and this to be honest is far more tame then say "The Dream of a Fisherman's Wife" which I was shown in junior high art class.

I am not a moderator, it isn’t my call. But bare breasts? If a woman walked out in public like that she would be popular up until she was arrested. So, that seems inappropriate. And besides, this thread is not an art thread anyway.

 

[Photog1rl]

*cocks shotgun*

I can't sleep. Who am I shooting?

One guess angel.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

So I'm curious then where should one draw the line then with the art as well, cause I tend to borrow from a lot of classical art and this to be honest is far more tame then say "The Dream of a Fisherman's Wife" which I was shown in junior high art class.

Let's say, if you show this to a random lady in church, would she shake your hand or run away? If she shakes your hand, you're golden. If the lady runs or calls a cop, you're biting bullets o.o

 

[LupineOne]

She said "survive"....she might still wing you heh

And with a shotgun, you’ll still be dead

 

[BrendaBear]

And with a shotgun, you’ll still be dead

Good point - I think I would up the ante, sensual back rub, clean the shotguns, and chocolate!

 

[Photog1rl]

I am not a moderator, it isn’t my call. But bare breasts? If a woman walked out in public like that she would be popular up until she was arrested. So, that seems inappropriate. And besides, this thread is not an art thread anyway.

@BrendaD nailed it here. It’s not an art thread and it’s not a picture thread. People post gifs and meme responses to things and that is about it.
Again, it’s not that your art is not good it’s that this isn’t the place for it. At least if it is naked.
We are working with subtlety and implied. Lots of flirting and teasing that needs imagination.
Does that make sense?

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

My the-rapist already shot me (gave me a shot)

ooo love your new AV

and I so read that in the worst possible way...

 

[default24]

Good point - I think I would up the ante, sensual back rub, clean the shotguns, and chocolate!

When nails are fired through the barrel does that clean it at all? Asking for a friend

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

My back fucking hurts and I'm cranky as hell. I'm in no mood to explain. Just point people and I will shoot

 

[BrendaBear]

When nails are fired through the barrel does that clean it at all? Asking for a friend

Oh my! I would think that would ruin a barrel, wouldn’t it? I suspect Angel has quite a bit more than one shotgun.

 

[BrendaBear]

My back fucking hurts and I'm cranky as hell. I'm in no mood to explain. Just point people and I will shoot

I’m sorry to hear that. I hope you are feeling better quickly.

 

[DarkRaven13]

I would step behind @AngelWithAShotgun to try to get out of the line of fire, but I can see her pulling a Sister Beatrice Warrior Nun trick. No, no, no....I am just taking a seat in plain view and sitting quietly to show I am not a threat.

 

[DarkRaven13]

I’m sorry to hear that. I hope you are feeling better quickly.

Adds my thoughts on feeling better to @BrendaD well wishes.

 

[default24]

Oh my! I would think that would ruin a barrel, wouldn’t it? I suspect Angel has quite a bit more than one shotgun.

I'm not a metallurgist, but I think you're probably right. How many shotguns does someone need? Don't you just get a nice 12-gauge and call it a day?

 

[default24]

My back fucking hurts and I'm cranky as hell. I'm in no mood to explain. Just point people and I will shoot

Have you tried alcohol?

https://media.tenor.com/wKwvhb1_3B8AAAAC/the-simpsons-homer-simpson.gif

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not a metallurgist, but I think you're probably right. How many shotguns does someone need? Don't you just get a nice 12-gauge and call it a day?

Ha ha ha ha ha! I’m not into shotguns, but have had more than one a time. If you are an enthusiast of anything, do you only have one? Fisherman only have one reel? sex fiends only have one partner?

 

[rjr_1954]

ooo love your new AV

and I so read that in the worst possible way...

No implied threat taken

 

[default24]

Ha ha ha ha ha! I’m not into shotguns, but have had more than one a time. If you are an enthusiast of anything, do you only have one? Fisherman only have one reel? sex fiends only have one partner?

I think it depends on how good the 'one' is. I consider myself a car enthusiast but I only ever had one at a time. TBF, if I had the resources I would've had multiples