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[Cyber_Bella]

Can’t triple stamp a double stamp no erasies!!!! I mean, it’s just ice SHAPED like a dick. No harm no foul…

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I love how he feels like he has to justify to us that it’s just ice.

 

[BrendaBear]

I love how he feels like he has to justify to us that it’s just ice.

I think he needs to volunteer to let you “play” with him, utilizing your own wonderful unique talents.

 

[rjr_1954]

I love how he feels like he has to justify to us that it’s just ice.

But ice can't be as bad as candy cane in those areas?

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I think he needs to volunteer to let you “play” with him, utilizing your own wonderful unique talents.

Ohhh…nah I’m good.

 

[rjr_1954]

But ice can't be as bad as candy cane in those areas?

I'd even try letting someone insert one in my penis
I only need a gag & some restraints.

 

[BrendaBear]

Ohhh…nah I’m good.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I'd even try letting some one insert one in my penis

So you’re very close to my father’s age. If he makes it up to my house tomorrow, I’m definitely asking him if he’d like a candy cane inserted into his penis. This should be a spark to an interesting conversation on Christmas Eve.

 

[Strixaluco]

yes I can remember as a child Christmas Eve was the big night...my parents were from Europe (Switzerland and Germany) so I know those traditions!
Sounds like you are going to be busy!

I was. Now I'm trying to gather mojo for preparation of Xmas breakfast (rice pudding timed in Instant Pot, and prunes & raisins soaking over night for plum&raisin kissel (did the translator give me the correct word?) I'd really much like to just fall asleep here

 

[lakesailer_mi]

So you’re very close to my father’s age. If he makes it up to my house tomorrow, I’m definitely asking him if he’d like a candy cane inserted into his penis. This should be a spark to an interesting conversation on Christmas Eve.

Yet again I wander in here and read a post and think, "what the ever loving fuck is going on?" I begin trying to sort it, and decide, after only a second or two, it is not worth it....

Now if it was a candy cane in the ass....that might be worth considering....

 

[rjr_1954]

So you’re very close to my father’s age. If he makes it up to my house tomorrow, I’m definitely asking him if he’d like a candy cane inserted into his penis. This should be a spark to an interesting conversation on Christmas Eve.

I'll listen for the screaming or maybe not.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Yet again I wander in here and read a post and think, "what the ever loving fuck is going on?" I begin trying to sort it, and decide, after only a second or two, it is not worth it....

Now if it was a candy cane in the ass....that might be worth considering....

Honestly I’d never ask him that. It was a WTF moment and I went for it.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Here the eve is the big day and the day I'll visit my parents - on Sunday I will be very lazy and home alone! But tonight my Dom will come, so in practise I have to have everything ready in 4h.

I was. Now I'm trying to gather mojo for preparation of Xmas breakfast (rice pudding timed in Instant Pot, and prunes & raisins soaking over night for plum&raisin kissel (did the translator give me the correct word?) I'd really much like to just fall asleep here

My grandparents - altough not immigrants or even children of immigrants - followed this (I now know) very european tradition. Christmas eve was the "big party" on that side of the family. We would all get together and there was plenty of food, lots of alcohol (when I was "old enough" great stories on that too), and much fun.
However, my dad (and mom, but it was his family) had decided that we would not participate in the Christmas Eve present opening. I did not - as a child - fully understand that this too was part of the tradition. Which meant that when my cousins would ask me, "how much longer are you staying?" I would assume they really enjoyed our company! Au Contrair, they were looking to get rid of us so that they could open presents! LMAO....
To this day when we cousins reminisce about this, they still roll their eyes "We had to wait and you kept staying later and later!"

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Honestly I’d never ask him that. It was a WTF moment and I went for it.

LMAO... now a candy cane in the ass, that's worth asking about!
My father in law, more than once, asked if I wanted a boot in my ass.....
I always said, no...but you know, perhaps I should have been open minded.

 

[Strixaluco]

Little known fact - in the 60s, the gov't put a nuclear waste site in too close proximity to the North Pole. The result is what you see here.

But Santa's Fell is actually in Lapland, Finland. The reindeers wouldn't have anything to eat at North Pole.

 

[BrendaBear]

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LMAO... now a candy cane in the ass, that's worth asking about!
My father in law, more than once, asked if I wanted a boot in my ass.....
I always said, no...but you know, perhaps I should have been open minded.

Look at Word’s pic…

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Look at Word’s pic…

Now see, I missed that! Thank you.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

LMAO... now a candy cane in the ass, that's worth asking about!
My father in law, more than once, asked if I wanted a boot in my ass.....
I always said, no...but you know, perhaps I should have been open minded.

I seriously can’t complete with y’all. I’m very, very vanilla.

 

[shenglung]

So you’re very close to my father’s age. If he makes it up to my house tomorrow, I’m definitely asking him if he’d like a candy cane inserted into his penis. This should be a spark to an interesting conversation on Christmas Eve.

So I read this and was like... um... hmmm...

Honestly I’d never ask him that. It was a WTF moment and I went for it.

Then I read this and I'm now like oh thank god... yet also weirdly disappointed at the same time lol

 

[hotoldrguy]

I seriously can’t complete with y’all. I’m very, very vanilla.

scroll back and you can read the "vanilla posts"

 

[rjr_1954]

Yet again I wander in here and read a post and think, "what the ever loving fuck is going on?" I begin trying to sort it, and decide, after only a second or two, it is not worth it....

Now if it was a candy cane in the ass....that might be worth considering....

I'm not sensitive to a lot of pain, so I can take a lot of abuse before I can't think coherently

 

[Cyber_Bella]

scroll back and you can read the "vanilla posts"

The rubbing of vanilla on Brenda’s body?

 

[Cogan]

I seriously can’t complete with y’all. I’m very, very vanilla.

Beside the ice cream, on this site, one's vanilla is another's BDSM. The spectrum is always on the viewer's view. That's why open mind is important.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I seriously can’t complete with y’all. I’m very, very vanilla.

It's not really a competition. It's more of an orgy I think....everyone is just trying to have fun with whatever comes their way.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

It's not really a competition. It's more of an orgy I think....everyone is just trying to have fun with whatever comes their way.

Oh. Where the fuck is Guido when you need him?

 

[BrendaBear]

I am surprised to see “vanilla“ comments that are almost apologetic. Only because, that doesn’t make your experiences any less valid! Most of us have stuff we would like to do but haven’t yet, some of us have tons of stuff we want to do but have not yet. It’s all good, we are all equal and valid and appreciated here. As our beloved @SinfuIDreams would say “you do you, I‘ll do me”. It’s all good!

Unless you act like an asshat, in which case @LupineOne might eat you. But that is rare.