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Take that back...

OK I might give you ringos attempt at a solo career...
I’m just joshing. I love The Beatles. You’re right about Ringo though. Although I’m not sure any of them covered themselves in glory in their solo careers.

Frog Chorus anyone?
 
Take that back...

OK I might give you ringos attempt at a solo career...
Attempt? Ringo had the first number one hit after the break up.

Okay, it’s a joke, bad Brenda! Bad Brenda! I just watched an interview with Dave Grohl talking about how good Ringo is so I might be a little sensitive there. 🥰
 
Ah, fair enough. I'm not really a rum guy, so...I would just google it anyway.
I used to drink more rum (but the cheap crap). We used to mix it with "slushies" or "Slurpies" from 7-11. Not a bad drink. ;)
I like vodka with slushies. The following is a bit gross so don’t read if your stomach turns easily…

I spent a whole night drinking vodka and raspberry slushies. The slushies was that beautiful blue colour. For three fucking days after that, my poop was bright green! It was almost neon. If I farted I would have probably glowed in the dark!
 
I’m just joshing. I love The Beatles. You’re right about Ringo though. Although I’m not sure any of them covered themselves in glory in their solo careers.

Frog Chorus anyone?
Lol I figured, but now your giving me nightmares thanks to bringing up Frog Chorus.

Atleast John and Paul have memorable Solo Songs heck even George did but who can actually name one from Ringo off the top of there head?

Attempt? Ringo had the first number one hit after the break up.

Okay, it’s a joke, bad Brenda! Bad Brenda! I just watched an interview with Dave Grohl talking about how good Ringo is so I might be a little sensitive there. 🥰
It's all in good fun 🤗 we like all The Beatles even Ringo
 
I like vodka with slushies. The following is a bit gross so don’t read if your stomach turns easily…

I spent a whole night drinking vodka and raspberry slushies. The slushies was that beautiful blue colour. For three fucking days after that, my poop was bright green! It was almost neon. If I farted I would have probably glowed in the dark!
OMG! I have got to try this! For science 🤣🤣🤣
 
I like vodka with slushies. The following is a bit gross so don’t read if your stomach turns easily…

I spent a whole night drinking vodka and raspberry slushies. The slushies was that beautiful blue colour. For three fucking days after that, my poop was bright green! It was almost neon. If I farted I would have probably glowed in the dark!
That is AWESOME! and way better than I thought it was going to go....
Let's just say that I usually did cherry or "berry" which was bright red and I tend to get ...um...nauseous...with bad hangovers....
One time I was worried that I had a bleeding ulcer....:oops::oops::oops:
 
Lol I figured, but now your giving me nightmares thanks to bringing up Frog Chorus.

Atleast John and Paul have memorable Solo Songs heck even George did but who can actually name one from Ringo off the top of their head?
Nope, you’ve got me. I have nothing. I bet he’ll be the last to die too. Just to mock us.
 
Lol I figured, but now your giving me nightmares thanks to bringing up Frog Chorus.

Atleast John and Paul have memorable Solo Songs heck even George did but who can actually name one from Ringo off the top of there head?


It's all in good fun 🤗 we like all The Beatles even Ringo
Ringo was too busy having a proper career narrating Thomas the Tank Engine. Whenever he said “The Fat Controller”, I would get fanny flutters 😁
 
Chocolate Raspberry Cream Torte


Ingredients:

Chocolate Layer Cake

1 cup butter, softened
2 cups sugar
2 large eggs
1 ½ teaspoons vanilla
2 ⅔ cups all-purpose flour
¾ cup baking cocoa
2 teaspoons baking soda
¼ teaspoon salt
1 cup buttermilk
1 cup boiling water

Filling

2 cups heavy whipping cream
3 tablespoons granulated sugar
¼ cup boiling water
6-8 heaping tablespoons powdered sugar, sifted
5-6 heaping tablespoons freeze-dried raspberries, sifted


Method:

1. In a large bowl, cream butter and sugar until light and fluffy. Beat in eggs and vanilla.
Combine the flour, cocoa, baking soda and salt; add to creamed mixture alternately with buttermilk, beating well after each addition.
With mixer on low speed, gradually add boiling water to batter. Increase speed to medium and beat for 2-3 minutes.

2. Pour into three greased and floured 9 in. round baking pans with parchment paper in the bottoms.
Bake at 350 degrees for 16-20 minutes or until a toothpick inserted near the center comes out clean.
Cool for 10 minutes before removing from pans to wire racks to cool completely.

3. For filling, dissolve granulated sugar in boiling water. Add freeze-dried raspberries.
Stir to dissolve. Reheat to boiling in the microwave.
Add powdered sugar, 2 tablespoons at a time, stirring to dissolve. Mixture will be thick. Let cool.
Add mixture to cream, a tablespoon at a time, stirring gently with a whisk to combine.
Beat until stiff peaks form.

4. Place bottom cake layer on serving plate. Top with 1 ⅓ cups of filling, spreading evenly out to the edge. Repeat layers twice.
Store in the refrigerator. Also freezes quite well.
Freeze dried raspberries??? That's a new ingredient to me... is it a powder?
 
Well... even on the left coast it is no longer morning.
I've caught up with chaos


I LOVE the new nebzilla gif courtesy of @shenglung - you have some skills dude!
And that cake looks amazing @LupineOne
Somehow I was thinking of a more raspberry jelly kind of filling rather than whipped cream between the layers but geez... still want to give it a try.
Off to buy new shorts. wish me luck.
Shorts in Cascadia and on cascadia in December... 😛🤷‍♀️
 
Chocolate Raspberry Cream Torte


Ingredients:

Chocolate Layer Cake

1 cup butter, softened
2 cups sugar
2 large eggs
1 ½ teaspoons vanilla
2 ⅔ cups all-purpose flour
¾ cup baking cocoa
2 teaspoons baking soda
¼ teaspoon salt
1 cup buttermilk
1 cup boiling water

Filling

2 cups heavy whipping cream
3 tablespoons granulated sugar
¼ cup boiling water
6-8 heaping tablespoons powdered sugar, sifted
5-6 heaping tablespoons freeze-dried raspberries, sifted


Method:

1. In a large bowl, cream butter and sugar until light and fluffy. Beat in eggs and vanilla.
Combine the flour, cocoa, baking soda and salt; add to creamed mixture alternately with buttermilk, beating well after each addition.
With mixer on low speed, gradually add boiling water to batter. Increase speed to medium and beat for 2-3 minutes.

2. Pour into three greased and floured 9 in. round baking pans with parchment paper in the bottoms.
Bake at 350 degrees for 16-20 minutes or until a toothpick inserted near the center comes out clean.
Cool for 10 minutes before removing from pans to wire racks to cool completely.

3. For filling, dissolve granulated sugar in boiling water. Add freeze-dried raspberries.
Stir to dissolve. Reheat to boiling in the microwave.
Add powdered sugar, 2 tablespoons at a time, stirring to dissolve. Mixture will be thick. Let cool.
Add mixture to cream, a tablespoon at a time, stirring gently with a whisk to combine.
Beat until stiff peaks form.

4. Place bottom cake layer on serving plate. Top with 1 ⅓ cups of filling, spreading evenly out to the edge. Repeat layers twice.
Store in the refrigerator. Also freezes quite well.
Damn you are a man of many talents. 😋
 
OMG a person at Lit with a spanking kink? I'm shocked...shocked I tell you...😂🤣😂🤣😂:D
I think you're in the right place my man! :nana:(y)
Don't flatter me. Most people don't like it. I was a bad kid and got wolloped a lot to the point it didn't hurt enough.
 
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