Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Ingenue844]

As per @Guido414 's request, here's the latest Soup Scoop:

This edition of Soup Scoop has been brought to you by Haupy's Beaver Rub Seasoning. The mildly spicy seasoning salt that goes great on beavers or just about any other kind of meat if you're brave enough. Please rub responsibly.

- @Photog1rl has discovered a new kink. This shocking realization caused quite the stir in the world of Chaos. It also angered the stocking gods.

- @TANSTAAFL58 was recently revealed to be Santa Claus and is compiling a naughty list. Any girls wishing to make their toy requests are to report to his lap.

- Angels apparently operate on their own time zone. Angel Standard Time was recently discovered after an incident involving noods.

- @Ingenue844 caused the jaws of all the Chaos men to drop to the floor after telling a story of how she made her husband drop his.

- @BrendaD created a monster. The monster, Gifzilla is expected to attack Okinawa sometime today.

- Turns out @LupineOne 's voice isn't deep and growly.

- @cascadiabound still posts the hottest images on Literotica.

And that's all I got for this edition of Soup's Scoop. We now return you to your regularly scheduled Chaos.

Story or showing a picture?
Thanks for the mention!

 

[Mr_Soup]

Story or showing a picture?
Thanks for the mention!

Both.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Helen Reddy - I Am Woman

Back in the 90s there was a parody about this song called I am Hilary Hear me Roar. I remember all the lyrics and I’m about to bless you with them:

I am Hilary hear me roar
I’m more important than Al Gore
I could run this country if I had the chance
Got an office down the
Now Bill can fool around at all
In this White House family I wear the pants

Yes I’m his wife
But I’m in love with politics
This is the life
I might run in 96
If I want to I can do anything
I am strong
I’m undivorceable
I am Clintona

 

[LupineOne]

Oh my God I don’t wanna…

 

[Mr_Soup]

Good night everyone.

 

[LupineOne]

Good night everyone.

Night Soup!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Oh my God I don’t wanna…

Oh man. So bad you giffed it!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Good night everyone.

Night soup!

 

[LupineOne]

Oh man. So bad you giffed it!

A few more days…just a few more days and I’m gone.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

A few more days…just a few more days and I’m gone.

You going on vacation???

 

[hotoldrguy]

Is there a correlation between your emotional state and your physical health? I mean, I know that if you're sick, you can get downright miserable. But does it work vice versa? Can you get sick because you're miserable?

yes

 

[hotoldrguy]

Good morning all!

 

[RuneBlade]

Nice new avatar. Good thing you kept the left handed tag line or I might not know you you were

Thanks!

I was really just curious as to how long it would take. I've had that other one for so long, though. Change is hard. Not sure I know who I am yet!

As per @Guido414 's request, here's the latest Soup Scoop:

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And that's all I got for this edition of Soup's Scoop. We now return you to your regularly scheduled Chaos.

Thanks for the scoop, well done!

 

[MedicalMuse]

Anyone else get really hungry when you’re tired?

 

[Strixaluco]

It makes me crave sweets

It indeed has a strong tendency for that. Especially if you haven't slept enough or well.

 

[Strixaluco]

Classic. At the least one candle lamp has burned out. I think I have a reserve or few, but I need more light for inspection.

 

[RuneBlade]

Anyone else get really hungry when you’re tired?

Come help me kill this gumbo. The cayenne will wakey-wakey you.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Come help me kill this gumbo. The cayenne will wakey-wakey you.

Tease.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Sometimes horny too..

Same.

 

[rjr_1954]

Sometimes horny too..

Just sometimes?

 

[MedicalMuse]

We are cutting your rations imediately

Have plans, do you?

 

[hotoldrguy]

so hangry is a thing. Is horngry a thing too?

 

[rjr_1954]

Thanks!

I was really just curious as to how long it would take. I've had that other one for so long, though. Change is hard. Not sure I know who I am yet!


Thanks for the scoop, well done!

I'm still waiting for my av to show up, it's been more than a week. I'm impatient.

 

[rjr_1954]

so hangry is a thing. Is horngry a thing too?

Yes!

 

[MedicalMuse]

Yes and youre going to need to be hydrated

Sounds promising