Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Mrtenant]

I can get behind this. Chaos Road trip?

That's two!

 

[Mr_Soup]

Fun fact: Mrs Soup and I almost opened our own strip club, but Ohio has too much red tape to make it a feasible business without resorting to shady shit.

Also I’m in.

 

[ReadyForMore22]

Thats three!

With 6 you get eggroll

 

[LupineOne]

We are coming up with exciting uses for pie filling and cool whip so grab extra while you are out

No, no, no! This is Chaos, get the good stuff! Heavy cream!

You haven’t really done this right?

Nebs, I’m pretty sure everyone in the Midwest has done this at least once.
Yes, including me

Play dead maybe?

Fuck that. Go for the eyes!

 

[LupineOne]

I can get behind this. Chaos Road trip?

Also, fuck yeah I’m in!

 

[MedicalMuse]

I like clean strip clubs. I’m in

 

[ReadyForMore22]

I went to get my hairs chopped today. While I was waiting for the stylist, I was flipping through a magazine and this ad caught my eye.

Anyone wanna go? Come on!

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10 to 1 says crabs are on the menu there too

 

[ReadyForMore22]

I like clean strip clubs. I’m in

Brave brave woman joking this group of degenerates

 

[Mrtenant]

10 to 1 says crabs are on the menu there too

Yea, stay away from the pudding and the whipped cream too?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Brave brave woman joking this group of degenerates

You assume I’m not?

 

[jason28053]

I like clean strip clubs. I’m in

As long as it’s clean. I’m in too

 

[ReadyForMore22]

Yea, stay away from the pudding and the whipped cream too?

I hear

 

[Mrtenant]

I like clean strip clubs. I’m in

That's four! Now it's a Party!

 

[WerdNerd]

I went to their website....this is the family atmosphere.....https://www.bucksclubs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/inside.png

My kind of family.

 

[ReadyForMore22]

You assume I’m not?

Guilty. But I know I should never assume things.

 

[Mrtenant]

As long as it’s clean. I’m in too

And five! C'mon one more we get the free eggroll!

 

[WerdNerd]

10 to 1 says crabs are on the menu there too

Only the VIPs get crabs.

 

[ReadyForMore22]

Only the VIPs get crabs.

Then damn it I better get lobsters

 

[Mrtenant]

There's a VIP room if you need a break from the food and family. This place thinks of everything.

 

[BrendaBear]

I wondered what it was supposed to be. So, prelude to a boobflash?

Now, explain the purple thingy and the chocolate pudding

 

[BrendaBear]

Then damn it I better get lobsters

Umm..l Rock Lobsters?

 

[Mr_Soup]

I like clean strip clubs. I’m in

One of the best clubs I’ve been to was in Reading, PA. That place was amazballs. They had feature acts on weekends, and the day we went they had Suzie Malone performing. If you don’t know who that is, just Google her. She’s a magician/burlesque dancer from Australia. And by magician, I mean the pull a rabbit out of a hat type, not make a ping pong ball disappear type.

 

[Mrtenant]

One of the best clubs I’ve been to was in Reading, PA. That place was amazballs. They had feature acts on weekends, and the day we went they had Suzie Malone performing. If you don’t know who that is, just Google her. She’s a magician/burlesque dancer from Australia. And by magician, I mean the pull a rabbit out of a hat type, not make a ping pong ball disappear type.

I hope she still has the hat at least if she's stripping. Poor rabbit!

 

[shmily]

Havent been there in a long time, i`m in.

 

[rjr_1954]

Does anyone else feel like this emoji is really hands covering boobs?

What an imagination!